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This week's idea was suggested just the previous week on the Ideas Board by Alejandro Lee ("hurrah!" cry the Francis Miranda naysayers).
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Shapeshifter entertainment. One of the hardest comic strips I've drawn yet to write punchlines that didn't violate the "no crude/lewd" rule!


Other Punchlines



These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Jeff. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


criag

we liquids go out with solids: it's a gas!

Mate

We get in shape

KatTheCat

You know that lava lamp in your quarters?...

Cath

Well, I'd like to puddle up with *you*...

Wendon Pettey

I blow bubbles in my bucket!

Wendon Pettey

I try to recreate Escher's greatest works...in 3D!

TMixtli

Two words, Tequila: Spin cycle!

ScottE Bemeup

We take turns getting drunk. Next time it's my turn in the glass.

J Racer

We blow soap bubbles- with ourselves.

trislken

Aerobic excersises...you know...and glop! and shape! and glop! and shape!

King Hussein

We prove how easy the Karma Sutra really is!

jdwiseman

We breed pale skinned clones that are genetically pre-determined to think of us as gods. Then we breed a race of super-strong, drug-dependant warriors which will be loyal to us and help us conquer the galaxy in a blaze of AMAZING POWER! .... Or sometimes we just surf the web.

Quip

We turn to liquid and get DRUNK!

Mark

Teleport pieces of me around the station and go find myself.

Rhett

I try to make something of myself

Mithandir

Vulcans mindmelt, we just melt.

Lily

We morph into the Sev logo and hide in all JC's strips.

Kris

Try to get the Severation to take back Betazed.

Lantern

I try to avoid character development, now get out

Lantern

Why do you think Barf's forehead changes every few seasons?

Nick Clayton

I do a bit of body moulding

Polson

Try and squeeze into the latest fashion.

Kennybob

We go to wax museums and hit on the exhibits.

Megan Dax

We just melt into a good book

joerg

We like to be shaken, not stirred.

Mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Fancy a link.....Ahem....a drink?!!

Llachau

I play Subplot on "X Generation." Solids really freak when pets change sex spontaneously.

Phrend

I like to fill my room with jelly and swim around.

Jesusfreak

Try to look like Brad Pitt.

Antti

well... it's hip to be square.

Llachau

I once told Mourn, and it left him speechless.

Orinous

design new foreheads

Rob Jensen

Who do you think that the Elvis impersonator was?

T'Rowa

Can't you see? We do modern art sculpture!

russ

We go to the nearest 7-11 and bond with the fruity tooty slurpee juice!

Darth Clinton

Shift shapes, stupid.

Andrew Perry

We turn into small, furry creatures and go annoy some Klingons.

Aura Thundera

Have you ever seen Schidzo's face when his baseball comes to life?

Llachau

The same thing you solids do--direct!

Llachau

For six seasons I was moonlighting as Piker's beard!

Llachau

We just morph into spatial anomalies and follow sevships around.

Dacron

Live action paper/rock/scissors

WORF

Err...shapeshift??

TiZ

Flubber mambo!

Scooter

The same things that solids do for fun -- only a lot more squishy.

RobRoy

You're lookin' at it.

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

6 hours in make up........I don't have time for fun!!

Ken Weeks

I like to go down to Quark's and try out the Jello molds.

Mouse - jefferies tube 3w

Is it hot in here....or is it just me?!

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Melt into your arms!

Mouse - jefferies tube 32

Surf the great lake!

ravenid

Slimedancing

Qui Gon Vin

I work on my face!

waR DRum & carDASSian

We play hide'ngo'morph!

waR DRum & carDASSian

I see how many times I can streach myself around the habitat ring!!

Dobbs

Watch old reruns of "Benson"

carDASSian

Oh, spy on Quack, fight the Domino, lose my shapeshifting ability...you know, the usual.

J.R. Cortez

"I like to go dumpy in my bucket."

Vul-canon

Go online. I've got a Great Link.

Just

We do FX work for James Cameron

Gregory Griffiths

We shapeshift into Sev's cutest baby, Gaby Cook!

Cmdr. Solomon

GET OUT! Can't you see that I am with someone? (points head at statue in middle of Room)

Cmdr. Solomon

I dunno. I couldn't learn the secret slosh, so they never would let me into the clubhouse.

Lantern

Start wars, create clones, you know, the usual

Lantern

We stretch the special effects budget a little wider.

Lantern

What's this fun thing I keep hearing about?

David D

Practice my social skills, now get out!

Agent-D

Read playchanger

Dacron

Comic impersonations that Robin Williams could only dream of.

risk

Don't bother asking, it won't get past the censors

Darth Binks

I like playing Twister, so I made my own with chains and blades! Wanna play?

RainStrom

We climb onto throwing wheels and re-enact the scene from Ghost.

RainStrom

We sculpt ourselves

Polson

We play "kick the bucket".

RainStrom

We read cheap romance novels and cry ourselves to puddles.

Legion

I act. Only last week I was the dagger in 'MacBeth'

Legion

I can really lose myself in a mudbath.

Hanover Fisk

We try not to end up being square.

evay

Summer stock, radio scripts, conventions -- you know, the usual.

evay

Take off our makeup and relax.

Annie

I slip into something more comfortable: liquid.

Ikarus

Fancy shape parties.

Benjumanji

Hide and seek. It can go on for days.

Tribbles

Sometimes I shoot myself out of a pasta maker.

redshirt ensign noname

I'm also known as table 15 in quark's

Strike Falcon

We like to genetically manipulate other species and make them our loyal army of darkness...

Strike Falcon

We like to make people think they wet their pants!

feb

At Halloween I morph into Measly Cruncher and pretend that he is back. That always scares the hell out of people!

Cmdr. Solomon

Remember when Chief O'Blimey couldn't get that "extra" console to turn on?

meggy eel

I like to turn into 3-D jigsaw puzzles and then try to solve myself.

Nodrog

Spy on Quack. Let's face it, he's the only one who looks more ridiculous then I do.

Cmdr. Solomon

We play Monopoly. It's more fun when you actually get to be the game pieces.

Spiner

Oh, I just puddle around the house.

Doqnach

If we had fun, there wouldn't be any money left for the other special effects.

Kurt

Exchanging body parts in the great link.

Kurt

A tumble dryer and a mixer are our pleasure grounds.

Kurt

We try to maintain integrity in a centrifuge.

littlestar

We count Sev Symbols.

littlestar

We go to Quark's and get shiftfaced!

-Mercury1-

I melt for you

-Mercury1-

i like to play with jello.

The Great Wizzard

We enjoy rollercoaster rides by flushing ourselves down the toilets.

ScottE Bemeup

We generally just go with the flow.

The Great Wizzard

Two words: lava lamps.

ScottE Bemeup

I wouldn't know. I've never had fun.

E-Nice

Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the galaxy.

E-Nice

Watch our favorite movies, like The Blob, Terminator 2 Judgement Day, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, etc...

E-Nice

Pretend to be beanbag chairs.

Haathi

We melt. Not too exciting, is it?

E-Nice

Basically gloat and act snobbishly superior to you solids.

E-Nice

My people like to conquer other alien races.

jdwiseman

Replay the witches death scene from the Wizard of Oz.

E-Nice

Re-enact our favorite scenes from the movie 'The Blob'.

Haathi

We play Twister.

jdwiseman

I'm doing it right now.

Haathi

Velcrons have the mind meld. We have the body meld.

Bored

I go to Quacks and pretend to be a bowl of oatmeal.

Michael Shaw

Stay the same shape for hours of endless fun

8 of 12

In my experience, annoy Ferengi bartenders.

8 of 12

The fly on the wall. Never assume.

The Great Wizzard

We're just hanging... I mean floating around.

Johnny Cool

Collect Stamps

The Great Wizzard

Don't tell anyone but in fact _I_ am O'Blimey's "Davy Crocket" beaver hat.

The Great Wizzard

Learning about dating a woman from a bad Frank Sinatra copy.

Justin(Ironpants) Allen

throwing flowerbombs at each other in an effort to unsaturate each other!

Justin(God I'm not good at this stuff, but i'll be persistant!) Allen

we search for John connor

The Great Wizzard

How should I know? They've exiled me before I found out!

Justin (Ironpants) Allen

We morph into supersoakers and squirt each other

The Rehashing Wizzard

The same as we do every night: tell the Vorta to tell the Gem'Hadar to try to take over the Alfalfa quadrant

Justin (Ironpants) Allen

solids jump in puddles, we jump in sandpits

Justin (Ironpants) Allen

well if you must know, watersports!

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