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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Shapeshifter entertainment. One of the hardest comic strips I've drawn yet to write punchlines that didn't violate the "no crude/lewd" rule! | |||
Other Punchlines | ||||
| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Jeff. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. | |||
criag | we liquids go out with solids: it's a gas! | |||
Mate | We get in shape | |||
KatTheCat | You know that lava lamp in your quarters?... | |||
Cath | Well, I'd like to puddle up with *you*... | |||
Wendon Pettey | I blow bubbles in my bucket! | |||
Wendon Pettey | I try to recreate Escher's greatest works...in 3D! | |||
TMixtli | Two words, Tequila: Spin cycle! | |||
ScottE Bemeup | We take turns getting drunk. Next time it's my turn in the glass. | |||
J Racer | We blow soap bubbles- with ourselves. | |||
trislken | Aerobic excersises...you know...and glop! and shape! and glop! and shape! | |||
King Hussein | We prove how easy the Karma Sutra really is! | |||
jdwiseman | We breed pale skinned clones that are genetically pre-determined to think of us as gods. Then we breed a race of super-strong, drug-dependant warriors which will be loyal to us and help us conquer the galaxy in a blaze of AMAZING POWER! .... Or sometimes we just surf the web. | |||
Quip | We turn to liquid and get DRUNK! | |||
Mark | Teleport pieces of me around the station and go find myself. | |||
Rhett | I try to make something of myself | |||
Mithandir | Vulcans mindmelt, we just melt. | |||
Lily | We morph into the Sev logo and hide in all JC's strips. | |||
Kris | Try to get the Severation to take back Betazed. | |||
Lantern | I try to avoid character development, now get out | |||
Lantern | Why do you think Barf's forehead changes every few seasons? | |||
Nick Clayton | I do a bit of body moulding | |||
Polson | Try and squeeze into the latest fashion. | |||
Kennybob | We go to wax museums and hit on the exhibits. | |||
Megan Dax | We just melt into a good book | |||
joerg | We like to be shaken, not stirred. | |||
Mouse - Jefferies tube 32 | Fancy a link.....Ahem....a drink?!! | |||
Llachau | I play Subplot on "X Generation." Solids really freak when pets change sex spontaneously. | |||
Phrend | I like to fill my room with jelly and swim around. | |||
Jesusfreak | Try to look like Brad Pitt. | |||
Antti | well... it's hip to be square. | |||
Llachau | I once told Mourn, and it left him speechless. | |||
Orinous | design new foreheads | |||
Rob Jensen | Who do you think that the Elvis impersonator was? | |||
T'Rowa | Can't you see? We do modern art sculpture! | |||
russ | We go to the nearest 7-11 and bond with the fruity tooty slurpee juice! | |||
Darth Clinton | Shift shapes, stupid. | |||
Andrew Perry | We turn into small, furry creatures and go annoy some Klingons. | |||
Aura Thundera | Have you ever seen Schidzo's face when his baseball comes to life? | |||
Llachau | The same thing you solids do--direct! | |||
Llachau | For six seasons I was moonlighting as Piker's beard! | |||
Llachau | We just morph into spatial anomalies and follow sevships around. | |||
Dacron | Live action paper/rock/scissors | |||
WORF | Err...shapeshift?? | |||
TiZ | Flubber mambo! | |||
Scooter | The same things that solids do for fun -- only a lot more squishy. | |||
RobRoy | You're lookin' at it. | |||
Mouse - jefferies tube 32 | 6 hours in make up........I don't have time for fun!! | |||
Ken Weeks | I like to go down to Quark's and try out the Jello molds. | |||
Mouse - jefferies tube 3w | Is it hot in here....or is it just me?! | |||
Mouse - jefferies tube 32 | Melt into your arms! | |||
Mouse - jefferies tube 32 | Surf the great lake! | |||
ravenid | Slimedancing | |||
Qui Gon Vin | I work on my face! | |||
waR DRum & carDASSian | We play hide'ngo'morph! | |||
waR DRum & carDASSian | I see how many times I can streach myself around the habitat ring!! | |||
Dobbs | Watch old reruns of "Benson" | |||
carDASSian | Oh, spy on Quack, fight the Domino, lose my shapeshifting ability...you know, the usual. | |||
J.R. Cortez | "I like to go dumpy in my bucket." | |||
Vul-canon | Go online. I've got a Great Link. | |||
Just | We do FX work for James Cameron | |||
Gregory Griffiths | We shapeshift into Sev's cutest baby, Gaby Cook! | |||
Cmdr. Solomon | GET OUT! Can't you see that I am with someone? (points head at statue in middle of Room) | |||
Cmdr. Solomon | I dunno. I couldn't learn the secret slosh, so they never would let me into the clubhouse. | |||
Lantern | Start wars, create clones, you know, the usual | |||
Lantern | We stretch the special effects budget a little wider. | |||
Lantern | What's this fun thing I keep hearing about? | |||
David D | Practice my social skills, now get out! | |||
Agent-D | Read playchanger | |||
Dacron | Comic impersonations that Robin Williams could only dream of. | |||
risk | Don't bother asking, it won't get past the censors | |||
Darth Binks | I like playing Twister, so I made my own with chains and blades! Wanna play? | |||
RainStrom | We climb onto throwing wheels and re-enact the scene from Ghost. | |||
RainStrom | We sculpt ourselves | |||
Polson | We play "kick the bucket". | |||
RainStrom | We read cheap romance novels and cry ourselves to puddles. | |||
Legion | I act. Only last week I was the dagger in 'MacBeth' | |||
Legion | I can really lose myself in a mudbath. | |||
Hanover Fisk | We try not to end up being square. | |||
evay | Summer stock, radio scripts, conventions -- you know, the usual. | |||
evay | Take off our makeup and relax. | |||
Annie | I slip into something more comfortable: liquid. | |||
Ikarus | Fancy shape parties. | |||
Benjumanji | Hide and seek. It can go on for days. | |||
Tribbles | Sometimes I shoot myself out of a pasta maker. | |||
redshirt ensign noname | I'm also known as table 15 in quark's | |||
Strike Falcon | We like to genetically manipulate other species and make them our loyal army of darkness... | |||
Strike Falcon | We like to make people think they wet their pants! | |||
feb | At Halloween I morph into Measly Cruncher and pretend that he is back. That always scares the hell out of people! | |||
Cmdr. Solomon | Remember when Chief O'Blimey couldn't get that "extra" console to turn on? | |||
meggy eel | I like to turn into 3-D jigsaw puzzles and then try to solve myself. | |||
Nodrog | Spy on Quack. Let's face it, he's the only one who looks more ridiculous then I do. | |||
Cmdr. Solomon | We play Monopoly. It's more fun when you actually get to be the game pieces. | |||
Spiner | Oh, I just puddle around the house. | |||
Doqnach | If we had fun, there wouldn't be any money left for the other special effects. | |||
Kurt | Exchanging body parts in the great link. | |||
Kurt | A tumble dryer and a mixer are our pleasure grounds. | |||
Kurt | We try to maintain integrity in a centrifuge. | |||
littlestar | We count Sev Symbols. | |||
littlestar | We go to Quark's and get shiftfaced! | |||
-Mercury1- | I melt for you | |||
-Mercury1- | i like to play with jello. | |||
The Great Wizzard | We enjoy rollercoaster rides by flushing ourselves down the toilets. | |||
ScottE Bemeup | We generally just go with the flow. | |||
The Great Wizzard | Two words: lava lamps. | |||
ScottE Bemeup | I wouldn't know. I've never had fun. | |||
E-Nice | Same thing we do every night. Try to take over the galaxy. | |||
E-Nice | Watch our favorite movies, like The Blob, Terminator 2 Judgement Day, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, etc... | |||
E-Nice | Pretend to be beanbag chairs. | |||
Haathi | We melt. Not too exciting, is it? | |||
E-Nice | Basically gloat and act snobbishly superior to you solids. | |||
E-Nice | My people like to conquer other alien races. | |||
jdwiseman | Replay the witches death scene from the Wizard of Oz. | |||
E-Nice | Re-enact our favorite scenes from the movie 'The Blob'. | |||
Haathi | We play Twister. | |||
jdwiseman | I'm doing it right now. | |||
Haathi | Velcrons have the mind meld. We have the body meld. | |||
Bored | I go to Quacks and pretend to be a bowl of oatmeal. | |||
Michael Shaw | Stay the same shape for hours of endless fun | |||
8 of 12 | In my experience, annoy Ferengi bartenders. | |||
8 of 12 | The fly on the wall. Never assume. | |||
The Great Wizzard | We're just hanging... I mean floating around. | |||
Johnny Cool | Collect Stamps | |||
The Great Wizzard | Don't tell anyone but in fact _I_ am O'Blimey's "Davy Crocket" beaver hat. | |||
The Great Wizzard | Learning about dating a woman from a bad Frank Sinatra copy. | |||
Justin(Ironpants) Allen | throwing flowerbombs at each other in an effort to unsaturate each other! | |||
Justin(God I'm not good at this stuff, but i'll be persistant!) Allen | we search for John connor | |||
The Great Wizzard | How should I know? They've exiled me before I found out! | |||
Justin (Ironpants) Allen | We morph into supersoakers and squirt each other | |||
The Rehashing Wizzard | The same as we do every night: tell the Vorta to tell the Gem'Hadar to try to take over the Alfalfa quadrant | |||
Justin (Ironpants) Allen | solids jump in puddles, we jump in sandpits | |||
Justin (Ironpants) Allen | well if you must know, watersports! | |||
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