Session Start: Fri Dec 17 18:06:13 1999 * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 145 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:  ARMS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BLENDER [0%, 1] "Nominated."  BUBBLES [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DAYS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  GAS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MUDBATH [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PLAY [0%, 1] "Nominated." NG on MAjel? I'm always on Majel always always always ;P First person I need to teach to use Majel is JC :) <_8_of_12_> Oh, BEHAVE!!! *** NintendoGuru is now known as SevGuru  SevGuru asks about ARMS   "Melt into your ARMS!" ng keep keep okay i'll learn cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut keep <_8_of_12_> ergh. saccharine sickly  SevGuru asks about ARMS.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevGuru asks about BLENDER   "We hop into a BLENDER and go for a spin." oops keep keep keep keep sorry for being a mute =] keep it's cheesy but funny! cut <_8_of_12_> keep That's actually a nice one. cut PV=nRT heh keep <_8_of_12_> don't get it.  SevGuru asks about BLENDER.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 %  SevGuru asks about BUBBLES   "I blow BUBBLES in my bucket!" keep the ideal gas equation is a powerful thing e of PI... so don't mess! :) keep cut cut keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep cut well, this one's dead  SevGuru asks about BUBBLES.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 70 %  SevGuru asks about DAYS   "Morph and seek. It can go on for DAYS." Oops... I ment to use it in the "GAS" punchline... <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep cut I rather assumed as much... cut keep neutral keep  SevGuru asks about DAYS.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==================] Cut = 50 %  SevGuru asks about GAS   "We liquids go out with solids... it's a GAS!" keep keep - this one's my fave keep keep keep keep Too late, TLE... keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut argh ok keep I don't think he was too late cut I try to, but I don't get it. it keeps tallying till I go to the next punchline Majel's a clever girl, you don't fool her that easy! :) e_of_PI: "It's a gas" is an expression similar to "it's a blast" or something else indicating fun  SevGuru asks about GAS.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=========================] Keep = 70 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========] Cut = 30 %  SevGuru asks about MUDBATH   "I can really lose myself in a MUDBATH." keep keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> keep this one is clever yeah keep !!! keep clever phrasing but I dunno, I just don't find it funny. maybe just me this or GAS, i think\ keep The GAS part I got... The first part I didn't! keep  SevGuru asks about MUDBATH.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 89 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 11 % * _8_of_12_ bangs head on the wall.  SevGuru asks about PLAY   "We PLAY morph'ngo'seek!" cut keep keep cut cut heh days is better than this one keep <_8_of_12_> cut neutral  SevGuru asks about PLAY.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % *** Y2KShlamko has joined #sevtrek cut  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BLENDER [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  GAS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  MUDBATH [89%, 1] "Keep it!" I hate that when this happens!  Now in FINAL mode. vote4 gas vote4 gas <_8_of_12_> Is that a 'bot, e? vote4 BLENDER vote4 mudbath vote4 blender <_8_of_12_> vote4 mudbath vote4 blender mmm, days did make it as a KFN a ghost  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BLENDER [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  DAYS [38%, 2] "Nominated."  GAS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  MUDBATH [89%, 1] "Keep it!" vote4 gas vote4gas vote4 days oops <_8_of_12_> A ghost. I don't understand. vote4blender vote4 blender How can it made it with 38%? Days was a KFN A clone. * The USS Buran is dropping out of warp, with weapons fully armed! Raise your shields before its too late! A mini e. except TLE voted a little late *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.1.161])  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BLENDER scored 3 vote(s).  DAYS scored 1 vote(s).  GAS scored 3 vote(s).  MUDBATH scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 3/1 *** Puam has joined #sevtrek *** rrik has joined #sevtrek well, it's dead anyway *** Y2KShlamko is now known as e_of_PI  DAYS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." How weird can it get: Robert Picardo at Paul de Leeuw's show! sevutations late rik <_8_of_12_> I thought clones weren't allowed.  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BLENDER [78%, 1] "Keep it!"  GAS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"  MUDBATH [89%, 1] "Keep it!" he rrik! that's a long time! kindly vote on trek, rrik okiday vote4 blender  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BLENDER scored 4 vote(s).  GAS scored 3 vote(s).  MUDBATH scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/0 hmm * _8_of_12_ takes a coin out. cut mudbath! who are the three mutes? cut mudbath <_8_of_12_> flip?  MUDBATH now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 blender <_8_of_12_> I have to revote. Hmm. <_8_of_12_> vote4 blender. <_8_of_12_> agreed, e. You know how much time it took me to understand the Barf and prone juice punchline?  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BLENDER scored 5 vote(s).  GAS scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0 * TerrorTeen turns on a blender and goes for a spin. Whee! vote blender well, looks like blender has it <_8_of_12_> I still don't get that one. vote4 blender Whee! I'm not going to vote 4 a punchline I don't understand!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BLENDER scored 6 vote(s).  GAS scored 3 vote(s).  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 6/0  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 046, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. And it makes sense... Now for my first strip =) Whee! <_8_of_12_> 1 of 2 there's some good punches here. I'm proud of you guys :)  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOKE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DEMOTE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  DOCKING [0%, 1] "Nominated."  ENEMY [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RAISE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  RESIGN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  STRESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."  TOLD [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevGuru asks about CHOKE   "Thank you lord, I promise not to CHOKE." (Somebody turn off the blender!) Whee! keep keep cut keep Whee! cut cut keep * _8_of_12_ turns off blender. cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut "lord" has too many meanings for a punchline. keep cut * _8_of_12_ instructs TT to behave! well, I would like "my lord" better instead of just "lord" er, oops..lol keep  SevGuru asks about CHOKE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 % * TerrorTeen vomits: it was going too fast!  SevGuru asks about DEMOTE   "I hereby DEMOTE myself to assistant stormblooper!" keep cut cut cut keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> ewww! Right on my leopard skin spandex as well! <_8_of_12_> cut cut Ugh keep *** Cinga has joined #sevtrek *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek Hi... hey you two besides: how much better would an assistant stormblooper's life expectancy be? Really! Hi, Cinga...and Blueberrie hi Hi! SEvWars hi  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is DEMOTE   "I hereby DEMOTE myself to assistant stormblooper!"  DEMOTE has the status: "It's cut!" Erin and Chinga Hi every1  SevGuru asks about DEMOTE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 70 % keep ????????? hello, I'm a newbie Hi every Cinga Chinga? lol <_8_of_12_> Are you Jessie, Izzy? no heh MissIzzy - read the punchlines at http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm i did You're not the first to call me that. :) We vote cut or keep on each of them I can't load it...  SevGuru asks about DOCKING   "Do I get his DOCKING space?" In Spanish, Chinga would be quite insulting keep keep I know. cut keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep Oh yeah? cut keep * rrik 's having a slow day on the Net It was the title of an X-Files ep, but they renamed it because of that. =) cut keep ! hey, good parking's hard to find... and it's what most new employees think of! :) elaborate... yep  SevGuru asks about DOCKING.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 % The finalist page isn't loading!  SevGuru asks about ENEMY   "Might I suggest you do that to the ENEMY, sir?" keep keep keep cut neutral <_8_of_12_> keep keep keep pretty obvious line I thought... keep <_8_of_12_> 'Must control the fist of death!!!'  SevGuru asks about ENEMY.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [====] Neutral = 11 %  [====] Cut = 11 % keep cut  SevGuru asks about RAISE   "I suppose this isn't a good time to ask for a RAISE." So, what doesn Chinga mean? cut cut cut keep Fart keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep I just lost three punchlines due to netlags... keep keep Philip? A little bit of Majel in my life... (c: cut cut jc: What happened to "You must be choking?" I loved it! keep  SevGuru asks about RAISE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Cinga: sorry, don't even remember that one :-( A little bit of Majel by my side?  SevGuru asks about RESIGN   "As my first official act I hearby RESIGN my commission." <_8_of_12_> You must be choking? That's terrible! cut cut cut cut A little bit of Majel's what I need... cut It still won't load! <_8_of_12_> A little bit of Breen is all we need! keep <_8_of_12_> keep I'm not having good luck today... A little bit of Majel's what I seek.... cut 8: It's supposed to mean "joking" keep  SevGuru asks about RESIGN.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % cut <_8_of_12_> A little bit of Klingon's what we see!  SevGuru asks about STRESS   "Perhaps i could recommend some STRESS balls, my lord?" <_8_of_12_> A little bit of Vulcan we are one! keep cut keep keep cut cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> A little bit of Bolian could be fun! keep <_8_of_12_> keep cut what are stress balls? !@#$ punchline page!! cut derivative of Red Dwarf <_8_of_12_> A little bit of Seven, and ex-drone! Keep! I like Red Dwarf jokes! stress balls are these little rubber balls you squeeze to relieve stress <_8_of_12_> A little help from Q means we get home! they're kind of stupid :P still don't find it funny  SevGuru asks about STRESS.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 58 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 42 % So do I... so when's Sev dwarf arriving?  SevGuru asks about TOLD   "I TOLD you not to crank call his chest phone..." ... cut <_8_of_12_> I should really bring 5 of 12 in here. She can sing that song! chop - dunno... <_8_of_12_> cut I have something great... I'll post it the IB. ...sometime... keep keep cut keep ! cut keep keep really 80's college movie for some reason.. keep keep  SevGuru asks about TOLD.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=======================] Keep = 64 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============] Cut = 36 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CHOKE [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  DOCKING [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  ENEMY [73%, 1] "Keep it!"  RAISE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  STRESS [58%, 1] "Keep it!"  TOLD [64%, 1] "Keep it!" <_8_of_12_> JC - Is there a fifth competition starting?  Now in FINAL mode. neutral 8 - yes, in 2000 vote4 CHOKE a 2nd scifi comp It's not laoding!! vote4 choke vote4 told <_8_of_12_> vote4 docking vote4 docking vote4 docking <_8_of_12_> when does that start? what was choke again? vote4 choke vote4 told vote4 docking vote4 dosking "Thank you my lord, I promise not to choke" this is better vote4 docking vote4 doking 8 of 12, 2000 start's on Jan 1 :) hehe... vote4 docking <_8_of_12_> hank you lord, I promise not to CHOKE. vote4 choke choke is a little predictable * _8_of_12_ plays dramatic organ music vote4choke  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOKE scored 3 vote(s).  DOCKING scored 5 vote(s).  TOLD scored 2 vote(s).  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 5/0 vote4 docking vote4 choke the docking space is a bit far-fetched Oy. vote4 choke It won't work!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOKE scored 5 vote(s).  DOCKING scored 6 vote(s).  TOLD scored 1 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/1 docking is exaclty what many people think about when they get a new job, after the salary of course... and I can't see Vader paying well! :)  TOLD now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 docking Can all of you load the finalists page? <_8_of_12_> The health cover wouldn't be fantastic either! And there'd be no unions! yes They must have a turbolift system or something on the Dud Star.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOKE scored 5 vote(s).  DOCKING scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 BB, yep, no probs It won't load for me! BB: + Yeah, why? brb <_8_of_12_> Finalists page is up! *** TLE is now known as TLE-brb I still like CHOKE :) =( vote4 choking vote4 choke What is choke? don't choke on it and get a move on "Thank you my lord, I promise not to choke" Oh.  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOKE scored 6 vote(s).  DOCKING scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/0 8, I dunno, iron lungs seem to be popular? Umm... jc: Sevqueen? wait for BB <_8_of_12_> That's a good idea actually. Vader getting union complaints. YES!!! *** TerrorTeen has quit IRC (Read error to TerrorTeen[kawax1-230.dialup.optusnet.com.au]: No route to host) It finally loaded! * _8_of_12_ pulls out a coin. Hold on. <_8_of_12_> Head for docking choke is really unimaginative imho... <_8_of_12_> tails it is. vote4 docking I downloaded the Sev Movie Trailer, but only could hear the sound... was funny enough though. :) I don't see anything funny about choke... Union complaints could be great! Put it on the IB 8 BB: I guess it's a colloquialism. back *** TLE-brb is now known as TLE BB: choking can also mean messing up in a critical situation There is a trailer? *** TerrorTeen has joined #sevtrek <_8_of_12_> Nononono, not for the IB! For my ! Docking it is. cinga - try another file format? Oh, brother... more dramatic organ music? ;)  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHOKE scored 6 vote(s).  DOCKING scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 shall we? Where is the trailer? RealPlayer told me to download a newer version. :P * _8_of_12_ plays over the top dramatic organ music ah More varied voices? jc: Sevqueen??? Sev Queen anyway The Qui-Gon imitation is good though. or we could have the keep-percentages decide RealPlayer always tells you to get a newer version. It's there plan to keep getting you back to their site to download meaningless upgrades  rrik requested the shortlist:  CHOKE [55%, 1] "Keep it!"  DOCKING [64%, 1] "Keep it!"  ENEMY [73%, 1] "Keep it!"  RAISE [50%, 1] "Equal vote."  STRESS [58%, 1] "Keep it!" Oh, the SevWARS! yes sevqueen. lets move on... Choke: 55 vs Docking 64% ????????????????????????????????? <_8_of_12_> By the way, JC, there's a new manager, and it looks like I might loose my job, so I've had to put the project on hold for now. * SevGuru shrugs Why?  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 153, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. RealPlayer just told me, as a matter of fact... Me, too. Argh, bugger...  Now in ELIMINATE mode. I didn't even think I gave them my email address...  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  CLEAN [0%, 1] "Nominated."  KISSED [0%, 1] "Nominated."  MOVE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  PERMISSION [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SENT [0%, 1] "Nominated."  THREE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WAYNE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  WORSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."  SevGuru asks about CLEAN   "Tell you to CLEAN up." <_8_of_12_> I think SENT is the best. cut keep cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut keeo BB, Big Brother lives! :) cut <_8_of_12_> keeo? lol  SevGuru asks about CLEAN.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 % cut keep keep  SevGuru asks about CLEAN.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==========] Keep = 27 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==========================] Cut = 73 %  SevGuru asks about KISSED   "They might have come in and KISSED you." cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep neutral cut cut keep keep cut Herman wish... keep but put in present tense rrik, agreed cut agreed It's got me on the update. RealPlayer, I mean.  SevGuru asks about KISSED.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 42 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % keep  SevGuru asks about KISSED.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [=================] Keep = 46 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [=================] Cut = 46 % I saved it! I saved it! thanks TT ;) I saved it! I saved it! No - might have implies that she's not going to kiss him any more...isn't that the point of the punchline?  SevGuru asks about MOVE   "Take one look and MOVE on!" cut keep keep cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep even rioters have taste! :) cut keep !!! cu keep Pleasure. cut keep  SevGuru asks about MOVE.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 58 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 42 %  SevGuru asks about PERMISSION   "Animal asking PERMISSION to enter." *** Riff has joined #sevtrek keep The commander analysis is available on both IB and DB... Enjoy it! keep cut keep keep keep <_8_of_12_> cut JC: I don't get these planks BG is holding. I don't see those in frame #1/ cut keep cut  SevGuru asks about PERMISSION.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 60 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==============] Cut = 40 %  SevGuru asks about SENT   "The animals couldn't come. They SENT me instead." cut keep keep <_8_of_12_> keep keep keep rik - i forgot to draw them in frame 1! :-( keep cut Is this actually meant to be funny? We don't see then in frames 2 and 3 also... keep LOL, I haven't seen that before keep oh man, not again! cut <_8_of_12_> .me laughs out loud because this one is so funny!!!! the punchline, i mean cut * SevGuru doesn't :P I was sincerely hoping this wouldn't be another nitpick!  SevGuru asks about SENT.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 % JC, an admission of guilt? will wonders never cease? ;)  SevGuru asks about THREE   "Nothing worse than you THREE have already done!" cut cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cur cut keep Those planks should be the subject of BG's snappy remark! ack cut HGONG! <_8_of_12_> SENT was just so damn funny! cut rik - i'm afraid it was a nitpick (rik's rage against planks) cur? ;) keep <_8_of_12_> Ahem. you cur! lol Tupos! cut keep  SevGuru asks about THREE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===========================] Cut = 75 % rrap?  SevGuru asks about WAYNE   "Nothing WAYNE hasn't already done." Hehe! RRAP (c: cut cut keep keep cut keep cut let's drropp the planks okay? Actually... The door that hgets knocked on is on Herman's left... BG come from the right... <_8_of_12_> I'm a Jew. a lonely Jew. On christmas. <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep keep keep  SevGuru asks about WAYNE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [================] Keep = 45 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================] Cut = 55 % The Mystery of the Multiplying Doors? I'm a jew, a lonely jew, on SevFleet.  SevGuru asks about WORSE   "You mean it can get WORSE?" e: Not that lonely cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep keep cut They have a transplodder in their flat? <_8_of_12_> WE'RE ALL LIVING IN A YELLOW RUNABOUT!!! cut <_8_of_12_> :) cut That's my song! yellow runabout, yellow runabout  SevGuru asks about WORSE.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 % <_8_of_12_> I know!! Anyone wants the words?  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  KISSED [46%, 1] "Keep for now."  MOVE [58%, 1] "Keep it!"  PERMISSION [60%, 1] "Keep it!"  SENT [67%, 1] "Keep it!" <_8_of_12_> It's very funny!! yellow? you had to pick yellow? how about a tasteful shade of beige? ;)  Now in FINAL mode. <_8_of_12_> ON THE PLANET WHERE I WAS BORN neutral shake, rattle and warp Chop: you're not into the beatles much are you? :P vote4 permission <_8_of_12_> vote4 sent vote4 sent vote4 kissed vote4 move Janeway always looked better in beige. vote4 move *** Puam has quit IRC (Leaving) vote4 sent vote4 move <_8_of_12_> THERE WAS A KLINGON WHO WOULDN'T SHOUT vote4 kissed I don't know, a beige submarine has a certain je ne sais quoi! :) vote4 move neutral In the base where I was born vote4 sent vote4vote4 permission Lived a Klingon that couldn't shout And he told us of his life In the fleet of Runabouts So we warped up to warp nine Intertial Dampers? We did without And we lived between the stars In a yellow Runabout vote4 permission We all live in a yellow runabout  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  KISSED scored 2 vote(s).  MOVE scored 4 vote(s).  PERMISSION scored 1 vote(s).  SENT scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 4/1 ENOUGH! Yellow runabout Yellow Runabout We all live in a yeloow Runabout ... vote4 sent Yellow Runabout Yellow Runabout Stop it! And our friend beamed all aboard Many more of them have once been Borg And the band began to play too-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo too-doo We all live... Cut it out. So we lived a life of ease (life of ease!) sure, fire away Replicating us all th if I had ops I'd kick you with them :/ Hay! It stoped in the middle! * littlestar aims phizzer at E... Good! No quit singing. i guess they didn't like it :) vote4 sent  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  KISSED scored 2 vote(s).  MOVE scored 4 vote(s).  PERMISSION scored 1 vote(s).  SENT scored 6 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/1 Err... Now. You wanted the words! <_8_of_12_> SENT wins. Glad you made the correction BB  PERMISSION now gets status "Cut by SevMan." It's bad enough during the chats. Do you have to do it in the middle of a session?  KISSED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." If I were any other sevilian, I would kick you where you /joined! lol Cut kissed and permission and see well, there go the two punches I liked... <_8_of_12_> vote4 SENT hehe vote4 sent  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  MOVE scored 4 vote(s).  SENT scored 7 vote(s).  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 alright, sent it is Well I'm glad noone was oped... <_8_of_12_> I win!!!!! * _8_of_12_ does a victory dance Like the ewok?  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 143, please stand by.  Retrieval complete. * _8_of_12_ does the macarena Now for 2 of 2 ;) * _8_of_12_ gets jiggy with it NO! Not the macarena! Hmm, assimimalted ewoks...interesting 1st of all: compliments to the colourer of this Twist!  Now in ELIMINATE mode.  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BAR [0%, 2] "Nominated."  DEAL [0%, 2] "Nominated."  DRINK [0%, 2] "Nominated."  HARDWARE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  LADYLESS [0%, 2] "Nominated."  PLEASE [0%, 2] "Nominated."  SevGuru asks about BAR   "So an imaginary number and a tetrahedron walk into a BAR..." neutral cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> keep 2nd: why not pick TETRAHEDRON as a punchword, JC? keep resistance is yubtile keep this twist competition is really funny! keep keep cut bar I like most of the finalists... keep Hehehe, TLE (c: ...does taht make me a geek? :) keep This was one cool twist comp <_8_of_12_> I think all the best entries were great! it was a very creative idea cut  SevGuru asks about BAR.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===================] Keep = 54 %  [===] Neutral = 8 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % rik: 5 words - rik's rage against excessive typing Thanks, riff :) I'm studing math and I can't understand half of those...  SevGuru asks about DEAL   "So what's the DEAL with Bose-Einstein condensates?" cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut I'll make a Borg ewok in a minute cut <_8_of_12_> Don't even get that one. RRAET? keep keep keep cut cut cut  SevGuru asks about DEAL.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % I have NO IDEA what that means... why et? I'm a nerd and proud of it. =B  SevGuru asks about DRINK   "And remember, folks, never DRINK and derive!!" cut keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut cut cut keep That's why it so great! keep this really makes me chuckle keep : nice wordplay this groaner is old :P cut keep old maybe, funny yes! I heard this one on HS when a few of my friends were trying to ... what does derive mean? cut keep keep a derivative is a calculus operation <_8_of_12_> Take the derivative of something. as in calculus so derive is the verb form perhaps even a chemical thing to do as well! to create derivates yeah, I guess f(x) = x^2 ==> f'(x) = 2x  SevGuru asks about DRINK.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [=====================] Keep = 57 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [===============] Cut = 43 % oooh, NOW I got it keep or a stock trading thing... buy options at a given price JB: you're the MD here. #include f(x) = x^3 ==> f'(x) = 3x^2 Right. :)  SevGuru asks about HARDWARE   "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a HARDWARE problem!" ARGH! MATHS! keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> My lava lamp is hypnotic! cut Someone, shoot me now cut that's an old one =] <_8_of_12_> keep cut cut that joke has cobwebs ... f(x)=sinx --> f'(x)=cosx [e^x]' = e^x keep cut * SevGuru pulls out a Zapper from his cloak and nails littlestar right between the eyes cut good but waayy too old if we were REALLY taking mickeys out of nerds, we should lay such a lame joke in his mouth. keep [e^PI]'=0 Hey, don't derive here! It's a PG channel! Thanks! My brain was malfunctioning for a second there... ??? but then again, the Twist cartoon itself wouldn't be funny anymore so  SevGuru asks about HARDWARE.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 42 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 58 % cut heheh ???  SevGuru asks about LADYLESS   "Hello LADYLESS Gentlemen." i hadn't heard that joke and i'm a big nerd - what does that say about all of you! :-) keep keep keep There is no x with e^x = 0!! <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep very incisive! keep keep keep cut cut <_8_of_12_> Hello Dilberts of the world! quite a nerd definition keep it's funny 'cuz it's true ...  SevGuru asks about LADYLESS.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [========================] Keep = 67 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============] Cut = 33 %  SevGuru asks about PLEASE   "Take Pythagoras... PLEASE!" cut cut tough but oh-so-true <_8_of_12_> keep neutral [a^x]'=lnxa^x cut lame lame lame cut keep cut keep cut lame lame lame <_8_of_12_> This is a very good one! vut vut vut :P neutral <_8_of_12_> And it isn't even mine!!! cut : another technobabble joke that has no content to me lna a^x, you mean cut  SevGuru asks about PLEASE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 23 %  [=====] Neutral = 15 %  [======================] Cut = 62 %  SevGuru requested the shortlist:  BAR [54%, 2] "Keep it!"  DRINK [64%, 2] "Keep it!"  LADYLESS [67%, 2] "Keep it!"  Now in FINAL mode. Can anybody see my typo? i don't mind it although i prefer DRINK vote4 drink vote4 drink I first heard a variant of this when I was about 5... vote4 drink Hehe, back to the old drawing board... (c: vote4 bar vote4 drink vote4 drink vote4 ladyless vote4 ladyless <_8_of_12_> vote4 bar vote4 drink JC, you need to note what derive is... <_8_of_12_> Don't take it personally, littlestar. It was a good punchline. vote4 drink vote4 ladyless it's just too clever! vote4 drink e - nah, leave it to the reader to find out - as long as it sounds nerdy vote4 ladyless Yeah: that would be THE nerdiest thing: stay with DRINK and explain on the Twist page what "to derive" means!  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  BAR scored 2 vote(s).  DRINK scored 7 vote(s).  LADYLESS scored 4 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 i don't even know what a Bose-Einstein condensates is but i still like that one  BAR now gets status "Cut by SevMan." <_8_of_12_> Christmas isn't christmas without a swiss colony beef log! brb <_8_of_12_> vote4 ladyless Swiss??? Did anybody say Swiss???  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRINK scored 7 vote(s).  LADYLESS scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0 <_8_of_12_> Mother tries to comfort me, she says here son, have some egg nog heh, how about combining these two? :) 8, MissIzzy, revote <_8_of_12_> I did, Jonas. vote4 drink vote4 ladyless 8, don't mind vote4 ladyless It's a good idea! * _8_of_12_ doesn't mind retally now =] sevguru - sometimes having 2 jokes distracts from both  SevGuru asks about PLEASE.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 23 %  [=====] Neutral = 15 %  [======================] Cut = 62 % oops tally vote4, stupid popups  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  DRINK scored 8 vote(s).  LADYLESS scored 5 vote(s).  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 8/0 "Goodbye, ladyless gentelman, and remember, don't drink and derive!" oops indeed JC: watchin too much Yodaa, have you? now it's clear enough yup rik - yes grasshopper lol <_8_of_12_> Vorlon talk there! lol now about next week's JS... thoughts anyone? Same time? Sure jc: the earlier the better Blue? We have no lives, same time :P Why not? Da ba dee da ba da Same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 or do you mean, because of the whole X-mas thing? i mean cos of xmas Da ba DI! * SevGuru puts Majel to sleep well I have to go now Same time. <_8_of_12_> No. Not the same time. It's christmas morning, and I won't be here at least. I have to go home for christmas. I hate that.  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Fri Dec 17 19:00:40 1999