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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip Pickhard and Cue! This week's strip features the first comic strip appearance of Cue and the very first Sev Trek appearance of Vash (post your Vash sevname suggestions on the Ideas Board). Oh and before you email your gleeful nitpicks, I know Vash and Cue are wearing costumes from different episodes to the one in this scene - it just works better visually, okay?!?  
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. | This week's winning punchline was written by Kimpire. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.  Starbuck
| The broad fan appeal to appear in Deep Sev Nine AND Forager without the need for a plot device! Mystic
| the ability to go from one show to another with a simple flick of the wrist! Quip
| Sure he's evil-- but he's SOOO cute! Quip
| He promised me probation in humanity's trial. Moogle1
| How about a hairline? Darth Binks
| He can see 5 lights P A Nilsson
| He doesn't tug his shirts. He make them tug themselves. TeknoDemon
| Nothing, but if i get attached to a regular character, I'll be dead before the end of the episode. DJ Barachem
| He has a real heart. Axi
| Come on. You know I go for older men! Izzy
| "You mean besides unlimited cosmic power?" Brian Kendall
| Oh come on. We all know if I stayed with you I'd get killed somehow. E-Nice
| Personality Brian
| He's a fellow thief. He even steals scenes from you! Brian
| We're both not interested in old fossils like you! Riff
| You offered me a starship. He offered me the stars! PeteMan
| A certain "Je ne sais Cue"... Zerattakis
| For starters, he doesn't live with a constant wedgie Cyber_trek25
| Well for starters a floating chair, god-like powers, control over the laws of physics, and a hairline you don't have to turn around to see. Alejandro Lee
| He's practically IS a plot device Captain Leita Chandra T'Por
| Simply put? Me. EofS
| He's a Cue, you're a cueball Mikkel Lodahl
| Are you sure you wanna know? I mean with your bad heart and all... Cmdr. 8472
| Well, his girlfriends tend to live to the end of an episode.. The Chia Rhino
| Guano's taste in headware Quip
| What every woman wants-- big bucks, small morals. Quip
| I see it as the lesser of two evils! Quip
| You tell me-- YOU were in bed with him! Quip
| At least he KNOWS he's annoying... chris
| His mere entrance lights up a room. chris
| That big flash whenever he enters the room. Tom
| That snapping-fingers thingy Brian
| A good time at parties! Derek
| An age difference of less than 30 years. Lindsey Puj
| Hair, you shiny headed freak scifi1801a
| A head that doesn't have to be turtle waxed twice a week. 1LT Harrison
| Let's just say it isn't fashion sense. Marby
| Let's rub a few of those braincells together neilinoz
| Unlimited power coupled with no sense of responsibility - the total opposite of you! Christopher Michael
| Spinoff series potential. George Fain
| A God like credit limit, baldy! The Lurker...
| The ability to stand without having to straighten his shirt. Snipes
| You say 'Make it so' and some ensign obeys, he says 'Make it so' and makes a world in 6 days! T'Rowa
| Good taste in nightclothes. happyDubo
| Hmm, lets see: bald 50 year old vs. 40 year old god? The Łone En§ign
| Control over his shirt-tugging addiction. ChrisLooney
| I'd rather not say, there is a child at the helm! Catie Bormann
| What DO you have? Madmartigan
| A VALID reason for having a superiority complex. Madmartigan
| Can we get a bigger speech bubble here? PeteMan
| A contract that lets him skip the BAD movies! PeteMan
| A glare-free head! Ako Anzii
| When he says "I'll give you the Moon", He MEANS it! derek
| Hair, in whatever colour he wants! InVitro
| a cool headpiece sHolmes
| Pull your shirt down, order some tea, and sit in your chair, cause this is gonna take a while JP
| A better wardrobe, for starters... Griffin
| I like a man who isn't tied down. To the one plane of existence, to the one job, to the same type of tea ... Dave
| Whatever he damn well pleases. kmk
| The ability to appear in any Sev trek series without seeming tacky. Guilherme Silva
| A guest star payment? Keenath
| Let's just say your phaser banks aren't fully charged. kmk
| You seem to hate to be loved, while he's one you love to hate. ensign Babyface
| Let's see, he's omnipotent, never dies or grows old, has a outfit that doesn't require a tug every second, and hes got a full head of hair Danny
| Hair, more than one change of clothes, a smile that doesn't scare small children Liv Yap
| He is a ball to be around, while you're just bald and round Judas
| Give or take a few galaxies, nothing really. Agent-D
| He can make anything out of nothing, no wait, he can travel vast distances at the snap of his fingers, no wait. Hair. Lee"Jake Blues"
| Our own spin off show we hope! Cinga
| More imagination, less inhibitions. Cinga
| To fulfill the dreams of a woman, you need godlike powers... Jeremy
| Hmmm, so many things to choose from... Daniella
| It will be easyer to count what you have that he doesn't. Gemini
| Cool lines Tom Hyde
| A babe with a bare midriff. Lily
| Let's just say he doesn't need sunscreen on top. Tom Hyde
| Well, at least he isn't in love with that red-haired bimbo in Sickbay! Norwegian Bajoran
| I prefer men in robes. Derrick Johns
| Do you really expect me to answer that question in this little bubble? Don Rae
| Snap YOUR fingers and see what happens. GrayMalkin
| Well he doesn't have to straighten his shirt everytime he moves. . . Erik Hollender
| The ability to keep his shirt tugging to a minimum. Melisssa
| An entire continuum. Erik Hollender
| Pour little confused Pichard.... Michael
| I'd answer, but it's only an hour long show. CyDoc
| Would you like the list in alphabetical order, or order of importance? Jeffrey MacHott
| Well, for starters, he doens't walk around in Spandex... kjr
| When HE says "make it so" he means it! Michael Wilkinson
| Anything he wants!! Benjumanji
| A costume that fits Ravenid
| A chance of turning up in another series. Jesusfreak
| Well,HE doesn't pull down his shirt all the time. Jesusfreak
| Siddown,Pickhard.This could take aaaalll day.... BC
| This is a G rated show, remember? Nick
| You may want to sit down... Nick
| it's what he doesn't have..whiney ensigns, annoying councelers, hormonal 1st officers, an intrest in Dr. Crusher... Nick
| John can only make these baloons so big.. Petrea Mitchell
| His outfit doesn't ride up like yours. Petrea Mitchell
| The decendy to hide his baldness. olivia
| well, for starters, he's got a really cool hat Garinan
| Hahahaha, Don't even go there Jocelyn
| An appearance on 3 shows! Francis Miranda
| I like a man who cross dresses! Francis Miranda
| Well i'll tell you what he doesn't have... a stick stuck in his behind. Francis Miranda
| A personality to go with the profile. Francis Miranda
| The stomach to drink something stronger than Earl Grey. Francis Miranda
| The ability to restrain himself from making long winded speeches! Francis Miranda
| Why all those fancy costumes of course! Francis Miranda
| He can change his hairstyle with a snap of his fingers. Riff
| The universe at his fingertips. Alicat
| what DOESN'T he have? Alicat
| Where shall I start?? Alicat
| He doesn't have a 7 oclock curfew Echo
| Well there is the hair thing...oh and that omnipotent thing has its advantages as well. Captain Middleton
| "PC" and "Directive" mean nothing to him. Nintendo Guru
| A personality, omnipotence, and hair. Erik Hollender
| Me. Erik Hollender
| An Ego that has a zip code. JC
| A sense of humour... a lively personality... godlike powers...
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