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This week's idea was suggested by Maria Spano.
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Beta taste in women! Here's an idea I chose to draw during the State of Origin rugby league game (the Australian version of the superbowl) because I thought it would be easy, not realising I would end up having to draw the whole Engineering Room in the background. Still, I was quite happy with how it turned out - it's interesting to see how my cartoons have developed since I drew Beta and Gaudy in Sev Trek comic strip #2.

Other Punchlines


These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.

This week's winning punchline was written by ShaneS. I must add that Wendy didn't want this punchline to make it to the finalists (I can't see why) but I personally really liked it and decided to keep it - the judge's decision (I think most of the judges were male) vindicated me! :-) You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


Free technical support.


The brain of a transporter, the looks of a replicater and the temper of a phaser


I was not aware I needed to perform surgery.


A pleasing user interface, high processor power, diversion enhancer... I mean, cute, smart, and fun to be with!

THE Idiot Slayer

The ability to rearrange the consoles that JC has drawn incorrectly.

Tim J. Hughes

A two year parts and labor warrenty.


The use of contractions.


A woman that don't try to reprogram me!


Just someone to grow obsolete with me.


The same things most men do, volume control, and an off switch

Juan Deer

Someone who reminds me of my motherboard.


One that has all the bugs worked out.

Kira Mae

Actually, I'm in a relationship with the ships computer.


A really cute O/S


Moving parts.

Lord Fledrinnian

The absence of a "nag" chip.


Short blond hair, athletic, energetic, a take charge kind of woman. But she died in season 1.

Tsukino Usagi Small Lady Serenity

She has to be capable of interfaceing with me. Is Ten out of Ten taken??

Andrew Hogue

Natural good looks, not too plastic.

Erik Hollender

A woman not afraid to transmit her mind.

Erik Hollender

A good Positronic Matrix on her sholders.


We don't all have x-ray vision Geordi


Bored Implants


Shhhh! Not in front of the panels Gaudy. They've been giving me the eye all week.

John Lang

Someone who'll "Turn me on". Get it?


someone who can recite pi to as many places as I can.


Wake up Gaudy: Your getting dating advice from a walking gameboy.

Namgubed the Merry Elf

I like my women as Pickhard likes his Earl Grey: hot!

Namgubed the Merry Elf



oh just a regular CPU, large peripherals, no audio card, lockable io and an on-off switch!


Low maintinace, and over drive!


I don't know. I have few draft ideas, but it never came to the testing zone...

Bob Clemmons

It's irrelevant. John Cook wouldn't draw it.

Nurse Edna

Someone who can push my buttons.


She shouldn't live in cubic spaceships.


The core is about to breach and you ask me this now???


Gaudy, I'm not touching that with a ten foot plasma injector

ScottE Bemeup

I am sorry Commander. The Captain instructed me I was not to tutor you further in this area.

ScottE Bemeup

Sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

ScottE Bemeup

They all appear the same once you open them up.

ScottE Bemeup

Unlike you, I prefer my women to be living beings.

8 of 12

To tell you the truth, I've had my eye on the replicator on deck two...


Someone who's 'good with machines,' if you know what I mean...


Enough strength of character to live for at least 6 episodes.


Sleek design, sturdy frame, and lots of 'gaming software' (wink)

Anjay Hodnett

Someone I can open my chest cavity to.


A laptop will do me fine.

Johnny Cool

Someone that's AC but into a bit of DC

The Great Wizzard

Capable of a relationship for more than one episode.

The Great Wizzard

She must be even more stupid than me in understanding the simplest human phrases.


Plug and Play


Lifetime warranty


The ability to make a least 3 trillion calculations per second.


That sexy computer voice!


I'm not sure, but that console looks very attractive in this light.


An easy to use interface and a good manual.


The latest software.

Troy A. Hendrickson

off switch. mute switch. reprogramability you know the usual.


Full functionality

Tim Nolan

Whatever is expected within the skin wrapings of any other person.

Tim Nolan

Cardiovascular system in optimal operating system, all appendages fully functional, multitasking brain. What else?

1999 & Counting

That she is functioning within normal parameters!

Obi Jok Kenobi

Long Life Batteries.


What every Andoid looks for- Pastey white skin,Yellow eyes,No Emotion a must


Well, actual physical existance is a good start...


Short blond hair and deadly aim


She would have to be female. Beyond that, anything goes!


Half-human, half-machine.... but that would never happen...


Let's just leave it at "compatability"


Preferrably, batteries included.


No assembly required.


By now, I am pretty lenient.


Sense of humour, looks, USB port...

Francis Miranda

What everyman wants... an off switch to their vocal subprocessors.


The ability to live through an episode.


At least 300 gigabites of memory.

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