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Fungi headpieces!! Apologies for the glut of DS9 cartoons lately but I'm stocking up on Snog comic strips for Aron Eisenberg's appearance at the Sydney FSF convention on June 13 (I'm doing a workshop there so Sydney readers, be sure to drop by to say hi).
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition.|
This week's winning punchlines were written by Quip. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Thanx to Erwin who ran the judging session for the very first time!
Flypaper. We like bugs, remember?
Doesn't *your* head get cold?
It stops people from seeing where Quack wrote "Insert Brain here"
It's the next best thing to a comb-over.
All will be revealed in the season finale.
They protect what LITTLE hair we have.. want one?
It's no headpiece. I'm hanging my underwear to dry.
To differ us from Sev Fleet captains.
Its a neat place for bumper stickers.
And you think the front of our head are funny looking!!
We got tired of "But Head" jokes.
1999 & Counting
I didn't want to blind you with the back of my head Captain.
Do you have any idea how many people flick our ears?
It keeps betazoids from reading our minds.
You've obviously never had sunburn on the back of your head!
Well at lest we don't change the style every season!
Nothing. We just think they look cool.
Captain Leita Chandra T'Por
We couldn't afford full head latex and make-up, so costuming brain-stormed and these are the result.
Does the word "butthead" mean anything to you, sir?
It covers up my bad head days.
They're convenient hankies!
On weekends my uncle pays me to put an advertisement of his bar on it
Diana van der Pluijm
The producers hope it becomes a fashion.
Namgubed the Merry Elf
Filter out the background noise.
Our make-up crew won't do behind the ears
Deflect the rubber bands people are always shooting at our ears.
It covers up those hard to wash areas.
Wild Wild Wookie
Chicks dig it when I stand over a vent and it flutters up
You were saying? This head pieces do such a good job of blocking out sound.
Dance? Sing? Its a head pice what do you expect it to do?
What doesnt it do. It slices, it dices.....
I don't even know how it stays on.
Match my outfit, silly!
Keep our bald heads warm, want to try one?
It's a skirt. They weren't kidding when they called us butt heads.
We're aliens. Weird hats are part of the job.
Talk to the head.
It firms and lifts.
It's advertisment space for rent. Do you have a product for me to endorse on it?
They help prevent lobeshrink.
Make our heads look like a plumber bending over.
Want one? You've got the hairline for it.
Our necks sunburn easily.
Atleast we are trying to cover our bald head!
The makeup crew didn't have time to make the latex lines invisable
Wouldn't you cover a part of your body that resembled the part you sit on?
It lifts and separates.
That's so I don't have to wash me behind my ears
Why? Does it make my butt look big?
Add a touch of allure and mystery to an otherwise ugly and boring species.
I'm just not comfortable with you ogling the back of my head all day.
Covers up diaper rash.
Some of us are more modest than others.
What head piece? I'm a natural red-head.
i'm sorry but that is classified, it's a cover up
We kept getting head colds
It was cheaper then even more latex
The Rehashing Wizzard
We don't discuss it with outsiders either.
it's an excellent place to smuggle stolen goods
Rule #265: Never let them get a clear shot at the back of your head!
You spit when you talk...
No-one's going to call me a redneck!
It prevents eardraft sir.
Underpants for buttheads
The Great Wizzard
A thirty minute plot for a one hour show again?
Something to help the producers shave a few bucks off make-up costs.
If we didn't wear them we'd be rated R.
The Great Wizzard
They hide the zipper which'd prove that we're only actors with strance facemarks. Oh damn, was that camera on?
I can tell you, but I'll have to charge you.
Wouldn't you like to know, baldy!
The Great Wizzard
You know our nickname "buttheads"? That's how we keep the PG rating.
Like it? You can have one for a minimum outlay of 20 bars of latinum.
It protects us from Telepathy!
They protect my ears from exploding consoles!
The Chia Rhino
It hides the scar from my lobotomy.
The Chia Rhino
It keeps my brain fresh.
Can I intrest you in one
They keep you from sneaking up and tweaking my lobes.
They cover up our headbutt crack.
They're hats, we just can't efford the rest of them.
A replacment for hair. You should really get one sir.
The Łone En§ign
If our ears are erogenous zones, imagine the back of our heads!
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