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Time travel! This idea was suggested by Barton, who says...
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Couverthie. Here are some of the other funniest entries.|
History is the cheapest form of creativity.
"So our writers don't have to think up an ending"
We're PC. We recycle props, costumes, lots AND history!
Nobody tuned in when we saved Edith Dinklefwat from the Dryer Lint Crisis of 1983.
A stitch in time gives ratings of nine.
7 of 11
What's pivotal about going back in time to throw a cream pie at Bill Gates?
Pivotal? I just had to pick up these classy duds!
Squigly the Wonder Rat
The costume designer gets a break. We just go to the Gap.
I don't know. Lets concentrate on the mission. What did everyone want from McDonalds.
We have to make sure we kill EVERY ONE of Jim Quirk's ancestors
All the non pivotal time travel happens to other ships.
You keep asking me that since I accidentally killed JFK!
Don't you enjoy this Great War between industrial mayo army and the peanut butter rebel men?
It's quite simple! We've installed boredom filters.
Only you would think the creation of Laser Tag was pivotal.
Because I'm bored sick at the station.
They weren't pivotal until we screwed them up.
Well at least we are not stuck in a time loop....Well, at least we are not stuck in a time loop...Well, at least we are not stuck in a time loop....Well, at least...
O'Brian picked up negative readings on the Nielson sensors
They don't, but we only make episodes of the ones that do.
Time travel? You mean this isn't another Holodeck malfunction?
Because the 24th Century is as boring as heck!!
Sev Trek's theory of "rate"ativity
The time-space continuum is organized by pivotalness
It's because they have toilets in this time!
Didn't you enjoy giving Hitler a wedgie?
Lt Com Edgar
All the writers are out of work history teachers
Between the Tardises and DeLoreans, the only places left are these.
Like that time we went to the Spice Girls auditions and pinched the talented ones?
Four words: Bad time, good ratings.
It keeps the time stream from overflowing.
That's a question of Paramount importance.
Sev Note: I smell the dreaded smell of rehash forming!
The time machine and the plot device look exactly alike.
If we wanted to be boring, we'd stay where we are!
We have a very good time-travel agent.
Paul S. Gibbs
With me around, EVERY moment is pivotal!
Shut up, you fool! Those are the continuity police!
Can you say "chronobabble?"
We keep trying to catch that one moment that will keep Shatner from directing Sev Trek V
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