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| Sev Trek: The Comic Strip The scantily clad females of Jurassic Trek! Now to those who say 7 of 9 is using sex to sell the show, well, look no further than all the alien babes from Kirk's time! As Theiss, costume designer said, "the degree to which a costume is considered sexy is directly proportional to how likely it seems to fall off!" I think this week's costume qualifies nicely! | |||
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| Other Punchlines | |||
| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Jeffery Wood. This was a really tough one to judge - there were many funny punchlines and it was hard to pick one that stood out above the rest. Here are some of the other funniest entries. | |||
 Seth Cohn | She's not easy, being green. | |||
Douglas Appelt | Set phasers to: Looove! | |||
Kerri | You may live long, but I prosper! | |||
DiscoTrek | I feel my shirt ripping... | |||
Scoop | Well, you get wardrobe OR you get makeup. You don't get greedy. | |||
K'Sara | Save yourself Spook, I'll hold her off. | |||
Brian | Will the censors let me kiss a woman of color? | |||
Christopher Michael | It's life, Spook... exactly as we WANT it! | |||
WORF | Scantily clad? She is severely over dressed! | |||
David | God bless those costume designers | |||
Slackbladder | Must... maintain... shirt... integrity! | |||
Cath | Your...starship or...mine? | |||
Andy | My sensors CONCUR! | |||
Brian | Gotta love Roddenberry's optimistic vision of the future! | |||
K'Sara | Time for the Quirk maneuvre. | |||
Stephen Gardner | Actually Mr. Spook, I think she's wearing more than the last one. | |||
Christopher Michael | She may be armed... I'll frisk her. | |||
Chris Cole | Only your species would need high-tech to notice that! | |||
Slackbladder | Scotty one to beam up: the one with the ears | |||
Slackbladder | Spook can you give me an approximate half life for my shirt? | |||
7 of 11 | Ooh, lime-flavoured body paint... my favourite! | |||
Recursive | I love my job! | |||
FushigiOhki | Have her sent to my quarters for further analysis... | |||
Maria Spano | Green with envy, Spook? | |||
Rodney Hrvatin | May I check for concealed weapons? | |||
Candace A. | Is this a great universe, or what! | |||
Mike Wille | Personal Log: beam down ALONE next time. | |||
David | I love it when they let me have creative input | |||
Couverthie | Her Sev trek T-shirt shrank! | |||
Riff | Hoo, boy! I'd better tighten my girdle! 
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