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Alien facial bumps!?! It's a question we all know the answer to, and yet we ask it anyway! Why do all the Trekkie aliens look just like humans with a few bumps. Yeah, yeah, I know some master race seeded their DNA all over the Alpha Quadrant (but that doesn't explain why Delta Quadrant races are all humanoid also).
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Andrew Babb, out of 330 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
I can't even figure out why they have less of an accent than you, O'Blimey.
I had a zit on my forehead last week, and the Clingons mistook me for their ambassador.
On other worlds Picasso and Dalí are realists.
They just like referring to us humans as "Smooth Heads."
How else can we tell who they are if the light's go out
Say that any louder and they'll give you a set too.
Amen! We were supposed to have character growth, but instead we got characters with growths!
That tears it! Next season we replace them all with Muppets.
You should see them when they first wake up!
They are humans! Will Smith killed all real Aliens in ID4 and MiB!
Because if we had scarier looking aleins we would lose our TVPG rating!
Don't complain. Your daughter will be getting those real soon, chief.
It's not a facial bump. Its a graduated skin fold. We have to be politically correct you know.
because our writers used all the effects on the damn changling
Probably for the same reason they all speak English.
Bumps? What bumps? Those are subspace distortions!
It`s those low doorways on this *&%@*! station!
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