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The moody holographic doctor! I can accept Worf and Dax together. I'll even buy Odo's recent "encounter" with the opposite sex. But the holographic doctor having romantic feelings? HE'S A PROGRAM! A PIECE OF SOFTWARE! It's like turning on the computer and finding your Internet Explorer icon rubbing up against the Netscape icon. It can't happen, people!!

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Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Melanie Rand, out of 482 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...


Oh, and how would you feel if you were stuck in a computer made out of bags of slime?

Chris Cole

It all stems from repressed feelings I have towards my mother-board!

Chris Cole

Instead of 1's and 0's, I was programmed using X's and O's.

Calla Pantalaimon

If I didn't how would they tell me apart from the rest of the crew?


hey! who are you calling "a piece of software"??? do I go around calling you "tribble-haired troll-dating annoying and infantile brat" - even if I DO think it???

Nick "Naraht" Frame

Cause life bytes, and then you're deleted

barrett buss

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


Why am I irritated? I inherited male pattern baldness from my programmer!!!

Gidi Kroon

I rather enjoy the occasional rush of data through my veins.


Because the writers had to do something with all those extra Lt. Data stories.

Christopher Michael

I have PMS -- "Problematic Multitasking Systems"


You're all jealous because I'm the most popular character.

Matt Nelson

That's what you get for using me past the registration deadline!

Chris Cole

It figures! Women claim they want a man who shares his feelings and when he does....whammo!

Matt Nelson

It's called acting, Cuss. You and the rest of the crew should look into it!

Chris Cole

It's just part of my baud-side manner!


In other words, you want to know where YOU can get a personality.

William R. Warren, Jr.

It never ceases to amaze me that Doctor Zimmerman could be so expert at programming in fuzzy logic, but couldn't take the time to spare any for my scalp.

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