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Starship ‘Whooshes’! This week’s strip was a bit tougher to write a punchline for, but all you sevilians rose to the challenge and produced a collection of clever and witty punchlines! (BTW, do you like my rendition of the new Enterforaprize E?)
|These comics are created from the winning entries of The Write Your Own Sev Trek Competition. The winning entry was written by Andrew Babb, out of 399 entries. Here are some of the best of the other punchlines...|
Well I'm not going to set my hair when the camera's on me, am I?
Okay! Which one of you pushed Measly out of the airlock again!!!
Er... it's the script person whispering my lines.
That's because our motto is "TO boldy WHOOSH where no man has WHOOSHED before."
That's the sound of the air rushing through Troi's head.
It's the sound of the special effects staff on their way to the bank.
It's the one thing trekkers worldwide long for -- Whoosh Fulfillment!
I don't know, but Industrial Light and Magic gets $18,000 every time it happens!!!
Rinze van Huizen
That's our budget being flushed down the toilet.
J. Charles Hazelwood
Just repeat to yourself, "it's just a show, I should really just relax..."
Isn't that covered in 'Elementary Pseudophysics 101'?
Lim Ken Vi
The camera guy blows into the microphone.
Because otherwise this show would be as boring as 2001.
that's when we pass through the holes in the script...
After we're sure we didn't run into the planet, the entire crew stops holding their breaths!
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