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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sunday Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Trevor Raggatt. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day. Kenny Irvine Brown
| Because we are u, u idiot! It's just make up! Moron! JasonThorne
| Lets just say it involves Quirk and a woman from each mentioned species. SKATTA
| We get a bump each time we kill a human. Oops did I say that out loud? Roy
| Ehhhh...one size fits all? Roy
| Captain Kirk and his time machine Roy
| I see..You never heard of the universal cosmetic appearance translator?!? Roy
| misery loves company.. Unforgiven
| You should see what I look like under my clothes. Gregory Griffiths
| We have identified the cause as something called 'sevspace'. Gregory Griffiths
| It's for the same reason that all caves look alike. Jim
| CGI won't be able to display aliens until Forager. Jim
| Ever wonder how we hide all this stuff to play humans on our TV shows? aydeisen
| The aggravation of everyone asking the same question Cmdr. Solomon
| Well, at least I have hair, baldy. P Swayne
| Nobody looks like you! We have hair! Nodrog_CRC
| God (Gene) made man in his own image... and Velcrons, and Klingoffs, and Wrongulans, and fungi, and... Ensign Walkonpart
| It's acne rearing its ugly forehead, Sir. The Red 9
| Take a look at that classic cartoon strip about dwindling grey matter for the answer. 127 of 128
| All right, I admit I AM human. Just a little trouble with my cheese grater. Pizman
| Hey, you forgot skin tone! Commander
| 6 hours in a chair to look like this!!! K'ec
| We have always wondered what happened to YOUR facial bumps. Adam Clark
| What are YOU complaining about? Just wait a few years until Voyager starts! Rik
| Let us all praise the Great Cheap Maker! Rik
| God knows never to change a winning formula! Latin From Manhattan
| I'll tell you why, if you'll tell me why all Starfleet captains either have no hair or too much hair! kes the sweet lil ocampa
| Well, this is what happens when you don't use your oil of olay everyday. Allronix
| We don't have bumps - your race uses a sander. Vicki
| The Universal HMO considers facial bumps strictly cosmetic and therefore not a covered benefit. Michael Lewis
| I hit my head when I died on last week's episode. Michael Lewis
| That beam in sequence ate all the special effects budget. All we had left was a candy wrapper and a can of spray paint. Haesan
| Why are you the only species that doesn't have any? erik
| Maybe a godlike race seeded humanoid genomes throughout the galaxy. Or maybe the makeup people are just lazy. Corja
| Don't ask. I beat my head on the bulkhead trying to figure it out. Phil Bruce
| how else do you expect us to fit into clothes designed for two arms and two legs Farnell
| Okay! I admit it! I'm human, I just fell asleep on the Waffle Iron... gurglesplat
| Why is it that humans are so smooth? Cmdr. Solomon
| Well, Gym Quirk has a lot to answer for, doesn't he. Chloe Jade
| The Creators are running out of ideas. We can't all be blobs, either. Nightshades
| Well! At least we have facial lumps! EvilDevil
| Censorship filters... my face was actually like George W. Bush Dr. Jonas Bashir
| We Simplonians do not discuss that with strangers... Dr. Jonas Bashir
| Ask Darwin or God, your choice. Dr. Jonas Bashir
| You call them bumps, I call them intestines. kes the lil sweet ocampa
| It was either this or being the son you never knew you had... Latin From Manhattan
| Because, in addition to your Universal Translater, you also have Optical Illusion Filter contact lenses on your eyeballs, which lets you see all alien lifeforms as human regardless of how we really look. melissa hards
| why is it that every time i get brought aboard one of your darn ships, your transporters erase my other three heads? Eric
| Who says this is my face? Sesspit
| Quirk happens. MindMelda
| The rest of us are so far ahead of you, we put in speed bumps. gp
| Stop insulting me - or you'll all get some facial bumps. david P.
| Dont' you read history. Gym Qurik, "a father to all species"! Necromancer
| Automated Ricepickers... Cmdr. Solomon
| The Sev Fleet Assimilation of all non-human looking aliens policy, perhaps? Hanover Fisk
| Need I say it? Our collective brains shrunk. Hanover Fisk
| We've all been rolling our eyes for the last two generations. John
| Have you seen what the rest of me looks like? Save Ferris
| These are age wrinkles--took forever for your stupid transporter to rematerialize me! The Great Wizzard
| Aren't we a bit human-centric again, Captain "Politically Correct"? Alagar 35
| The facial bumps keep us from looking like you uninteresting Sev Fleet idiots. Phil Price
| Maybe they should make aliens with no hair... 8 of 12
| It's just all about you, isn't it!? 8 of 12
| Oh, and aren't the almighty humans so important! Michael "The Admiral" Zecca
| Is it my fault humans have such flat heads? Cmdr. Solomon
| HEY, Smooth Face, did it ever occur to you that maybe you look like us! Dan "Thumper" Roberts
| Well, it all started when the censors would not allow an exposed belly button... Will Etienne
| No we don't. You all look like us! K'ec
| Bio-technobable. K'ec
| Did you want tusks? K'ec
| We have no facial creams. Guilherme Silva
| A guy named Quirk was our ancerstor too. Samurai
| Humans have facial bumps too----the individual called Measley perhaps? Seven Of Five
| Well you try and find an actor that looks like Species 8472! ineke
| Why do you beam me aboard when you don't even know who I am? The Penguin Weekly
| A long long time ago in a galaxy quite close to home, actually, there was a man named Quirk . . . The Penguin Weekly
| I told you the doorways were too short! The Penguin Weekly
| I am Gar, son of Quirk! Nisse
| We don't. I just fell and hit my head on the way here. Glorendil
| You meant to say that you humans look like us, right? Phil
| You can only mould plasticine so many ways E
| Would you like to investigate my bottom too? The Penguin Weekly
| Creativity is futile. The Penguin Weekly
| Who cares? We're all evil anyways. The Penguin Weekly
| Bumpy foreheads are cheaper if you buy in bulk. Quantum
| We are all sons of a Sevsleet captain, perhaps you've heard of him, captain Gym Quirk? hejira
| You were the only species that thought of raising the doorways. Ann E. Nichols
| Why do earthlings have such boring foreheads? Ann E. Nichols
| This is a clue leading up to a horrifying revelation later in the series. Delta Flyer
| That transploder pad is a little too small! JM
| Try setting your transporter to not standardise, I had fifteen tentacles before I went through that thing! Eric
| Ever since EARTH was discovered we've all been banging our heads against the wall! Eric
| Because humans are the only species whose brains STOP growing! Eric
| WE all have the same Founding Forehead Fathers! Eric
| Because antennae are soooooo 1960's! Eric
| Who says this is my face? Eric
| The Preservers were great pitchers and batters but bad catchers. Nomad Rebo- Goodbye.
| How does the special effects crew make your head bumbs disappear? Dak
| Why do Humans look like us except for the lack of lobes that signify higher brain functions? Latin From Manhattan
| Facial bumps? You're looking at my backside! Khalas
| They broke the mold before they made humans. Khalas
| We got "ears and foreheads", they sold the rights to hair and back of head to Sevylon5. Petréa Mitchell
| We try to be like you but we can't make our brains that small. talshiarHQ
| All others have evolved except you? JDSandara
| Would you like to join us, I have a mallet here. JDSandara
| Correction: You look like us, but without the bumps. The Great Wizzard
| How have you lost your bumps? Lt. Brad Gentry
| Creativity was one of my forefathers' weaknesses. Art DeBuigny
| We all hit our head on the walls trying to learn English. Corsair
| The producers don't want to Alienate anybody. Trevor Raggatt
| You should rather ask why all aliens refer to humans as "Slap-Heads"? Haesan
| Duh! You couldn't SEE the bumps if we put them someplace else! Captain Sevway
| Sev appeal ;) Leander
| Would you rather talk to a pile of goo? Mike Howell
| And, I was going to ask you why you spoke such fluent Gleezbop. Mike Howell
| Aliens speaking English, Earth the paradise, and now really humanoid looking aliens--that's right, it's all about you! Mike Howell
| What do you mean? You all look like *us*! erik
| And you look just like us except for those obviously prosethetic smooth foreheads! erik
| How come every alien looks just like *us* except for a few facial bumps? JC
| Limited makeup budget.
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