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Sev Files cliffhanger. This week's Sev Files comic strip looks at the season six finale cliffhanger. With Agent Mouldy gone, the writers are looking long term with Scummy's baby as a replacement

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These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi TV Cartoon Contest - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Khalas. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Allronix

Which of the Gunmen was it...?

Mark

Its just gas.

Sirrta

Now that's "Spooky"

TEFII

When can it enter the academy?

Green Leader

And your new partner specifically asked to be assigned to a pregnant woman. Scummy meet agent T2000

Who? Me?

At least there's a hope for "X Files: The Next Generation"

Who? Me?

Didn't your mother teach you to "Trust no one"?!?

Whisper2A Scream

And Mouldy found an airtight excuse for not paying child support.

Jack Hammerfist

Let me guess, he's not the father and you're not the mother!

Jack Hammerfist

Congratulations, you're fired!

jonnyroth

Well, I'm sure it'll be a perfectly healthy baby, human or not

Kirks Wig

Yes, your giving birth to our half- alien- half- newt- gingrich- half- mouldy- half- bad- guy replacement for Mouldy, I think I'll name him Agent T-1000

GarySJ

Just don't tell me "the truth is in there" too.

Roget

Yes...and T-1000 is going to ooze through that door any minute now...

Roget

Great, do you want us to conceal it like the last time?

mattman

This is why the Bureau springs for two rooms.

Jack Hammerfist

I think we can skip the paternity test.

Jack Hammerfist

I think I've just solved two cases in one.

Jack Hammerfist

That's ONE convenient abduction.

Kerry

You can't pin this one on the government, Scummy!

Erchomenos

Great. You get rid of one, and in comes another...

White Star 2

Welcome to Nine Months: An X-Files Story.

Mark

I see. There's no chance of closing this one either, is there?

Kerry

God Scrummy! I'm so sick of your plea's for attention! 'I was abducted, I've got Cancer, I'm Pregnant!'

Agent Hood

Some men leave the country...Mouldy skipped the planet!

bronze007

So the father abandoned you, or was he abducted?

Kerry Edwards

Sexual Tension?!? Babies are not made from sexual tension, Scrummy!!

Ann E. Nichols

Hmmm... sounds like a case of "last season plotline desperation".

Brandon R.

I'm sure you'll give birth to a beautiful baby green man!

Ann E. Nichols

These season-ending cliffhangers get worse every year!

MindMelda

Darn aliens, always probing and causing problems!

Kath

Yeah, me too. It's gonna be a strange season...

Bill Harris

Well then, in twenty years you'll have a new partner.

Gizmo

Seesh! What some guys will do to avoid paternity payments....

Trevor Raggatt

I think I've just found Mouldy's replacement!

Trevor Raggatt

And Mouldy's gone off looking for three wise men and a star.

Roy

We can neither confirm or deny that statement.

Seeker

And no father...? Been there, done that.

Seeker

And the government denies any involvement.

Trevor Raggatt

Hmm, we'll need someone who's flexible, adaptable, shapeshifting....

Trevor Raggatt

You hoping for a boy, a girl or an amorphous green blob?

Trevor Raggatt

OK, I'll arrange the large overcoats, briefcases on desks, PC monitors, odd camera angles.....

Spindel

I hate reruns. Oh wait... Damn.

MindMelda

Great, you're already getting over half the screen time!

KSheff

Convenient that Mouldy disappeared before we could do a DNA test.

Q

MUUUULLLDER!!!!!!! You got some 'splainings to do!

Trace

With Scummy pregnant and Mouldy out of the scene I can step into the starring light for once

Wendee Rae

That's nice. If it has green skin or a deadpan expression, call me.

Griffin

It's true. If I lost a partner to a bright white light, I'd have kittens too.

Sirrta

Never seen a father take off that fast

Spindel

I got news for you. So is Mouldy, that's why he was abducted.

Kadzu

Not now Scummy, I'm reading about Mouldy's anal probe.

The Starfighter

Hmmm... One agent disappears and another turns up pregnant. I smell a conspiracy.

KathyQ

will that basement even fit a cradle?

Zeve Bellringer

Well, this is what happens when you play with alien goo?

Khalas

And the baby will be delivered to.. .err, IN Area 51.

Khalas

What, did Jerry Springer show pay better than the FBI?

Khalas

Other scientists just publish papers about alien DNA, Scummy...

Khalas

All this for a doctorate thesis on alien DNA, Scummy?

Frogboy Lives

So Mouldy's just avoiding maintenance payments.

Dryad47

So that's why Mouldy was "abducted".

Khalas

As long as I get a report BEFORE this case is published in Genetics Today.

Nobody

Well at least that explains Mouldys sudden disappearance.

Joel Schimek

the birth of yet another plot device

Joel Schimek

hmm...and Mouldy conveniently disappears

Agent-D

And Mouldy is being probed about it right at this minute

Kalahari karl

...either that or the aliens have a shrink-ray!

Eldar

What do aliens see in you?

Eldar

And I'm bald, so what's the news?

Kris

Well that answers the 'are they or aren't they' question.

Kris

I knew that infertility thing was just an Emmy bid.

Kris

So much for continuity.

the crazy evil dude

And the Father's done a runner... erm been abducted.

Belle-Anna

Damn why do all the male/female agent pairings end this way?

panza

Just in time for the season finale, coincidence? I think not.

panza

does that mean you won't take the case?

MindMelda

I guess that's no more mysterious than anything else going on around here.

Jim McNamara

Is it the end of the season already?

Jim McNamara

Never mind that, I've got a case for you.

Kadzu

Oh great! Another deadbeat dad, and he's blaming it on aliens!

olle

Gee, wonder who the father is. HMMM

Hanover Fisk

I have alibis from every male agent of the FBI

Leander

Yeah yeah, That's what they ALL say.

A. Nonymous

At least the baby will be more mature than your former partner!

Bobby

Not surprising, they only have to pay the baby two clean diapers and a bottle of milk per episode

Bobby

And agent Mouldy is missing, coincidence or what?

Stacy Duke

Damn! We'll never get sexual tension from that!

evay

Sure you are. This is just a ploy for more money -- "salary for two," right?

evay

Whatever. Your next Sev file is to investigate this mysterious star which appeared in the east last week.

evay

Didn't we do that in the second season?

Sophie

Well, we do have a vacancy.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Wait, don't tell me - a little green man...?!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

We'd better start a no smoking policy then!

Just

Being pregnant has only qualified being an Sev File once in 2000 years.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Have a full report on my desk by this afternoon!

Sophie

No Scummy, no more raises.

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

with what?

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Well don't look at me!

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

Well don't be expecting much maternity leave - we're short staffed as it is!

Shlamko

I figured it out. The father is on a different planet by now.

Trevor Raggatt

And Mouldy's looking for stars and wise men from the East.

Shlamko

Don't worry. You'll lost it in a strange yet predictable plotline.

Joona Palaste

Good, we need someone to replace Mouldy.

Shlamko

And you have Cancer. And you're been abducted. The show is all about you.

Shlamko

You're pregnant, you're barren, you have a child... Decide already!

Jim McNamara

Think your kid'd be interested in an FBI position?

Jim McNamara

Lose an agent, gain an agent...

Jim McNamara

Come on, I'm running out of agents!

Jim McNamara

Good. You'll need a new partner.

Jim McNamara

Maybe the baby can close a case.

Jim McNamara

..and Mouldy's following in his sister's footsteps!

Jim McNamara

Gee, with both of you out of the picture, who'll keep the basement warm?
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