Kirk's Wig
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| I thought you said we could smell the sea from here? Lance: You can, sniff up and you'll smell all the sewage that's pumped onto our floors...
Kirk's Wig
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| I know it said in the advert the room came with a view, but this is ridicilous
Kirk's Wig
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| Lance: Let the mud-wresling COMMENCE!
Trekmaster
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| If this is living, kill me.
Trekmaster
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| "Living", in this case, would be a relative term...
009
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| When you say "luck" you mean "bad" right?
aussietrekker
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| I think that we hit pay dirt here!
erik
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| I've never entered a flat through the garbage disposal before.
Nico
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| You have an odd definition of 'lucky'!
ScottE Bemeup
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| On the positive side, death by botulism will keep the stay short.
ScottE Bemeup
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| Unfortunately, luck comes in many flavors.
MindMelda
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| Funny, I always thought hell would be hotter.
Corsair
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| First things first, The Guys have to move out.
FCC
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| The floor doesn't look so flat to me.
FCC
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| Thank goodness my nose is congested.
Leander
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| How do we pay the rent, cleaning?
Nick
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| Is this a paintballing arena or just a tip?
FCC
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| Face it Lance: You're not half as stunning as this room.
FCC
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| Three little pigs! I guess I am living in a fairy tale.
FCC
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| Looks like you've got plenty of flatmates. Why don't you make the roaches pay rent?
Jack Hammerfist
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| What's the rent-- my soul?
Jack Hammerfist
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| After a life of sin perhaps.
Jack Hammerfist
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| Must be a "guy" definition of "lucky!"
Farnell
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| Minimalism, I like it.
Div
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| You said this place was solid, not squalid
Mosaic
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| Lucky or stupid?
P Swayne
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| Let me guess. Your last flatmate had 4 legs and a snout!
P Swayne
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| Let me guess. Your last flatmate was Salvador Dali!
Lordy
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| Some of these stains are older than I am!
Trekmaster
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| The only time I'll be "lucky to be living" is when I leave...
Nick "Naraht" Frame
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| I've heard of Fixer-Upers, but this is rediculous...
Nick "Naraht" Frame
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| Dorothy, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Nick "Naraht" Frame
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| And how much will you be paying for this?
Jay Berryhill
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| This puts the 'fun' into dysfunctional
jTap
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| I get it... we're supposed to like the challenge.
MindMelda
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| Are the roaches free, or will there be an extra charge?
MindMelda
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| I just decided to move back in with Mother.
Mark
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| This isn't living. Its working!
Mark
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| I'm lucky I'm unlucky!
Mark
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| I'll stay if you all move out.
Mark
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| I need a bath just standing here.
Mark
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| So, the rumors were true!
Mark
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| You'll have to pay me not to report you to the authorities!
Mark
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| Be still my lucky heart.
Mark
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| Its perfect!... Perfectly retched that is.
Mark
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| Out of morbid curiosity, show me the bathroom.
Mark
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| Fortunately, I'm naturally unlucky.
Mark
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| Ha, ha ha! Now, where's the real flat?
Mark
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| I think something died in here... Yep, my interest.
Michael Lewis
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| "Lush Greenery" doesn't mean this!
Michael Lewis
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| I will not pay to be your maid!
Michael Lewis
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| The rest of us will die from something.
TEFII
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| After WWIII maybe.
P-feif
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| You want a room mate or a maid?
Nodrog_CRC
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| Well, if you count BAD luck is a type of luck...
Nodrog_CRC
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| Little hint: Humor isn't the turn-on we claim it is.
sherwell
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| I see you go for the abstract post-modern look
tom patterson
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| It looks like a garbage truck threw up in here!
John Fassbender
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| How much would you pay me to live here?
Lordy
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| I've seen dumpsters cleaner than this!
Ann E. Nichols
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| All that's going to be living in this sty is a super colony of microbes!
meggy eel
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| 'Living' or 'squatting'?
The Great Wizzard
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| The explains the "Biohazard" sign next to the ad
The Great Wizzard
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| If you wanted a cleaning lady, you should have said in the ad
The Great Wizzard
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| I wonder how you'd define "unlucky"
Haesan
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| I'd take a look around, but I'm not sure that I could find my way back to the known world
Jim McNamara
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| Interesting decorum you've got here.
Jim McNamara
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| Nobody told me it was opposite day.
Nick "Naraht" Frame
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| I thought that this was the Ritz, not The Pits...
T'Bonz
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| Hate to tell you bud, but someone trashed your place.
T'Bonz
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| Cleaning, yes. Lucky, no.
T'Bonz
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| If that's lucky, don't even want to know what unlucky is!
Jack Hammerfist
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| We'd only be lucky if we got out of here uninfected!
Jack Hammerfist
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| Lucky I didn't sign anything, that is!
Jack Hammerfist
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| Funny, I don't FEEL lucky!
Jack Hammerfist
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| Must have been that mirror I broke.
Jack Hammerfist
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| Is this what you meant by "no cleaning required?"
Brian
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| If this was in living color, I think I'd be sick!
Brian
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| It smells like some unlucky guy died here!
8 of 12
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| Nice to see you've tidied up the place for us
8 of 12
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| Define 'lucky'
8 of 12
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| Don't you mean 'we'll be lucky to be living'?
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