The Pits - Round 137


		The Pits - Round 137 Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 137 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Muffy. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions!

Quip		Hey, that's JUST a theory!
Anne		She had to eat too, you know!
Mike		I told you the room needed a coffee table.
Standback		What can I say? The fridge was full!
littlestar		Hey, did someone say "food scraps"?
littlestar		Television, toaster...what's the big difference?!
C1ofUnknown		Well, then why do they call it a TV DINNER?
Griffin		So it wasn't the best way of cooking dinner.
Maddog		A great new way to warm up food
Maddog		I thought it was the slot you put your toast into
Maddog		I was just trying to warm it up
Mark		Isn't this delicious irony.
Mark		Guess what! TV's can cook food!
Mark		You hear that! We do not have to feed the TV anymore.
Mark		It's never hurt her before.
connie		Its not my fault that they make big cracks in the back of tv's.
connie		I could never mistake the TV for a microwave.
connie		Gee, and this time I thought we had smellavision!!
lizzyc		Hey, I like to sit real close
connie		Those people that live inside our tv should be more careful.
Ben		Oh, yeah, blame the slob!
RainStrom		I guess using the tv to keep my leftovers warm isn't such a good idea...
RainStrom		I told you Clingy would have her revenge...
Muffy		Just some munchies to keep her satisfied!
Muffy		It's not my fault. Herman's the one who forgot to clean there
The Kirk		Why would I ever hurt my baby?!?
Namgubed the Merry Elf		It could have been anyone!
jshap999		You know how the tv gets hot? Well I had an idea...
jshap999		What? I ran out of places to hide my vegetables!
jshap999		It was a food-fight scene, I got carried away.
evay		Can I help where the roaches make their nests?
evay		Burger Girl! I bet it was Burger Girl!
connie		So thats where the peanuts landed I was throwing up and trying to catch in my mouth!!
connie		Hey, I just tripped over some trash with a bucket of chicken in my hand. I only lost one piece.
Ilta		Who would do a terrible thing like that?
connie		You two started the food fight, I just joined in!
connie		Dont look at me! I only used the tv for a dinner table once.
connie		I hate commercials, so I threw a bag of chips at the tv.
connie		I didnt mean to sneeze with my mouth full!
Don Rae		What would you have me do? Let my dinner get cold?
Don Rae		You mean you're not supposed to do that?
Don Rae		Hey, it could happen to anyone!
Don Rae		Now, how could that have happened??
Don Rae		Well, do you have a better way to keep your dinner warm?
Daniel		I couldn't let the pizza go cold!
Daniel		OK, OK, I'll chew with my mouth shut!
Puke		I could'nt find the TV tray!
Shlamko		What is a circuit board?
Colin		Oh, so now I'M the bad guy now?
Shlamko		Wonder who can it be?
Shlamko		But you said I never chew before swallowing!
Shlamko		I told you Lance, no food near the TV!
jshap999		Look at it this way, mystery solved right?
jason		It's not so bad, you should see the computer...
jason		Hey, I left you guys some too!
Joona Palaste		Well, if I must choose between food and TV, then...
Niespetha		She was hungry!
Jor		Hey, junk food is SUPPOSED to be fried, right?
Jor		I didn't spill it! I was feeding the mice!
Jor		Would this be a bad time to tell you I always eat near the stereo, too?
Jor		Look at the bright side - at least I already finished my coke!
JC		I hate eating my food cold!
JC		What can I say? It was a TV dinner!

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