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| The Pits - Round 137
Here are the best punchlines submitted in Round 137 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. |  | Quip | Hey, that's JUST a theory!| Anne |
| She had to eat too, you know! | Mike |
| I told you the room needed a coffee table. | Standback |
| What can I say? The fridge was full! | littlestar |
| Hey, did someone say "food scraps"? | littlestar |
| Television, toaster...what's the big difference?! | C1ofUnknown |
| Well, then why do they call it a TV DINNER? | Griffin |
| So it wasn't the best way of cooking dinner. | Maddog |
| A great new way to warm up food | Maddog |
| I thought it was the slot you put your toast into | Maddog |
| I was just trying to warm it up | Mark |
| Isn't this delicious irony. | Mark |
| Guess what! TV's can cook food! | Mark |
| You hear that! We do not have to feed the TV anymore. | Mark |
| It's never hurt her before. | connie |
| Its not my fault that they make big cracks in the back of tv's. | connie |
| I could never mistake the TV for a microwave. | connie |
| Gee, and this time I thought we had smellavision!! | lizzyc |
| Hey, I like to sit real close | connie |
| Those people that live inside our tv should be more careful. | Ben |
| Oh, yeah, blame the slob! | RainStrom |
| I guess using the tv to keep my leftovers warm isn't such a good idea... | RainStrom |
| I told you Clingy would have her revenge... | Muffy |
| Just some munchies to keep her satisfied! | Muffy |
| It's not my fault. Herman's the one who forgot to clean there | The Kirk |
| Why would I ever hurt my baby?!? | Namgubed the Merry Elf |
| It could have been anyone! | jshap999 |
| You know how the tv gets hot? Well I had an idea... | jshap999 |
| What? I ran out of places to hide my vegetables! | jshap999 |
| It was a food-fight scene, I got carried away. | evay |
| Can I help where the roaches make their nests? | evay |
| Burger Girl! I bet it was Burger Girl! | connie |
| So thats where the peanuts landed I was throwing up and trying to catch in my mouth!! | connie |
| Hey, I just tripped over some trash with a bucket of chicken in my hand. I only lost one piece. | Ilta |
| Who would do a terrible thing like that? | connie |
| You two started the food fight, I just joined in! | connie |
| Dont look at me! I only used the tv for a dinner table once. | connie |
| I hate commercials, so I threw a bag of chips at the tv. | connie |
| I didnt mean to sneeze with my mouth full! | Don Rae |
| What would you have me do? Let my dinner get cold? | Don Rae |
| You mean you're not supposed to do that? | Don Rae |
| Hey, it could happen to anyone! | Don Rae |
| Now, how could that have happened?? | Don Rae |
| Well, do you have a better way to keep your dinner warm? | Daniel |
| I couldn't let the pizza go cold! | Daniel |
| OK, OK, I'll chew with my mouth shut! | Puke |
| I could'nt find the TV tray! | Shlamko |
| What is a circuit board? | Colin |
| Oh, so now *I'M* the bad guy now? | Shlamko |
| Wonder who can it be? | Shlamko |
| But you said I never chew before swallowing! | Shlamko |
| I told you Lance, no food near the TV! | jshap999 |
| Look at it this way, mystery solved right? | jason |
| It's not so bad, you should see the computer... | jason |
| Hey, I left you guys some too! | Joona Palaste |
| Well, if I must choose between food and TV, then... | Niespetha |
| She was hungry! | Jor |
| Hey, junk food is SUPPOSED to be fried, right? | Jor |
| I didn't spill it! I was feeding the mice! | Jor |
| Would this be a bad time to tell you I always eat near the stereo, too? | Jor |
| Look at the bright side - at least I already finished my coke! | JC |
| I hate eating my food cold! | JC |
| What can I say? It was a TV dinner! | | ||||
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