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Tournament 14 Hall of Fame

The Tournament 14 Hall of Fame lists all the past winners of Tournament 14 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. The winner of this competition is Q who narrowly pipped legend Brian. Q wins a free Pits T-shirt. The points tally is found at the bottom of the page.

Round 1

The winning entry to the Tournament 12, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

21 April 98
Sev Note: Apologies for losing everyone's punchlines and thanks for resubmitting them!

Winner: Rosalinde - 6 Points

Silver Bolt
5 points

Z's now, F's later!

Q
4 points

Amazing how those leaves are attracted to Wayne like magnets!

Travis
3 points

I wonder how low a grade can get?

Q
2 point

You warned Wayne first, right?

Wyvern
1 points

I wouldn't worry. Wayne's hogging them all this year.

Round 2

The winning entry to the Tournament 12, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

28 April 98
Sev Note: This story began as a one-off joke about the Jacaranda tree but I thought it'd be interesting to explore Wayne's study habits...

Winner: Q - 6 Points

Krispos
5 points

Wayne, you don't HAVE any interests!

Chris
4 points

I think you've mastered sleep.

Brian
3 points

Then it wouldn't be school!

Lieutenant Saber
2 points

Because nobody could tell you anything about Creative Procrastination you don't already know.

Brian
1 point

You CAN'T teach an old slob new tricks!

Round 3

The winning entry to the Tournament 12, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

5 May 98
Sev Note: This comic strip takes me back to my own study days - I'm feeling sleepy just thinking about it!

Winner: Brian - 6 Points

Q
5 points

Yup! Ask me any TV show and I'll tell you the time!

Krispos
4 points

Nope. Been raking Jacaranda leaves out of my room.

Krispos
3 points

No, but now I have lots of really sharp pencils.

Squigly the Wonder Rat
2 points

Studying is for the weak! I was taking a power nap!

Lieutenant Saber
1 point

No, hardly studying!

Round 4

The winning entry to the Tournament 12, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

12 May 98
Sev Note: It's interesting to see the variety of cheating strategies you all suggested...

Winner: Darthi7 - 6 Points

Anon
5 points

I wrote the answer behind my eyelids

Brian
4 points

The one thing I learned at Uni is how to cheat!

David
3 points

The fire alarm is next to my chair.

Brian
2 points

I disguised the answers as shirt stains!

Leland
1 point

I'm a liberal arts major. Who cares about grades?

Round 5

The winning entry to the Tournament 12, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

19 May 98
Sev Note: Wayne's cheating tactic is foiled... in Tournament 15, find out how he recovers...

Winner: Theopilus - 6 Points

Adam Smith
5 points

Your cheat sheet's hanging out.

Q
4 points

You seem a little TOO prepared!

Brian
3 points

I saved you a seat next to ME!

Kane Slasher
2 points

Let's see, an A for creativity, an F for the exam.

Brian
1 point

Nice try, but I saw you under the Jacaranda.

Name Points Name Points
Q 21 Brian 20
Krispos 12 Darthi7 6
Theopilus 6 Rosalinde 6
Adam Smith 5 Silver Bolt 5
Chris 4 Travis 3
Davidr 3 Lieutenant Saber 3
Kane Slasher 2 Squigly the Wonder Rat 2
Wyvern 1 Leland 1


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