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Tournament 10 Hall of Fame

The Tournament 10 Hall of Fame lists all the past winners of Tournament 10 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition. This particular story is a continuation from Tournament 8 and Tournament 9. The winner of this tournament is Tyler Stevens! See how many points he and the other finalists accrued in the Points Board.

Round 1

The winning entry to the Tournament 10, Round 1 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

9 December 97
Total: 495 entries

Sev Note: Burger Girl has turned out to be a real hit - this week has received nearly twice as many punchlines as any previous Pits round (or maybe it was just Wayne's cooking). A note for entrants - all the top 6 entries were excellent. I especially appreciate how everyone is attempting to write as short a punchline as possible.

Winner: Riff - 6 Points

Wyvern
5 points

Quiche Loir-Wayne. Eat up.

Brian
4 points

I call it a fondon't.

Joshua Barker
3 points

Creme de la slop... with a side of slop and a generous portion of slop... c'est magnifique!

Tyler Stevens
2 points

The last supper.

Andrew Lipsett
1 point

Beats me. I just scraped this off the sides of the stove.

Round 2

The winning entry to the Tournament 10, Round 2 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

16 December 97
Total: 305 entries

Sev Note: Another note on why punchlines have to be short to win... otherwise I can't fit them in the speech bubble!

Winner: Jason Kinch - 6 Points

Dave
5 points

Can you speak up please? I can barely hear you behind this door.

Tyler Stevens
4 points

Step one: move your head forward. Step two: pucker up. Step three: kiss her, you fool!

Rhys
3 points

Don't forget to ask about the free burgers!

Brian
2 points

I hear stomach gurgles!

Jason Kinch
1 point

Herman and burger girl, sitting in a tree...

Round 3

The winning entry to the Tournament 10, Round 3 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

23 December 97
Total: 155 entries

Sev Note: Thus concludes Herman's date with the Burger Girl. But never fear - she will certainly be returning in future stories!

Winner: Silver - 6 Points

Michael Lewis
5 points

Lance: He looks happy.
Wayne: Should we tell him his fly was down all night?

Tim M.
4 points

Lance: I wonder when he'll stop smiling.
Wayne: I wonder when he'll start blinking again.

Jason Kinch
3 points

Lance: What are you thinking, Wayne?
Wayne: That this is the strangest dream I've ever had.

Nevin
2 points

Lance: Why is he so happy?
Wayne: She have him her e-mail address.

Robin Reed
1 point

Lance: Why didn't he answer me?
Wayne: He can't hear you from all the way up on cloud nine.

Round 4

The winning entry to the Tournament 10, Round 4 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

30 December 97
Total: 238 entries

Sev Note: A belated Merry Christmas from myself, Lance, Herman and Wayne!

Winner: Brian - 6 Points

Rhys
5 points

It's a celebration of the birth of Santa.

Devon Bates
4 points

Again? We just had Christmas LAST year!

Karen Nimmons
3 points

Don't you guys believe in Santa Claus?

Rhys
2 points

Can we unwrap the gifts now?

Rhys
1 point

I like the sharing and giving part when I'm on the receiving end!

Round 5

The winning entry to the Tournament 10, Round 5 of the Write Your Own Pits Competition

5 Jan 98
Total: 303 entries

Sev Note: Congratulations to Tyler Stevens, for winning Round 5 AND the Pits shirt! Although he was coming fourth in Round 4, a

Winner: Tyler Stevens - 6 Points

Riff
5 points

Another unfulfilled resolution.

Tyler Stevens
4 points

He's going to undo the top button on his shirt.

Jay Berryhill
3 points

No changes, all systems nominal

Tyler Stevens
2 points

Parting his hair on the other side.

Tyler Stevens
1 point

He's going to get E=mc2 tattooed on his arm.

Name Points Name Points
Tyler Stevens 19 Brian 12
Rhys 11 Jason Kinch 10
Silver 6 Riff 6
Riff 5 Michael Lewis 5
Dave 5 Wyvern 5
Devon Bates 4 Tim M. 4
Joshua Barker 3 Jay Berryhill 3
Karen Nimmons 3 Nevin 2
Andrew Lipsett 1 Robin Reed 1


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