Tournament 7 Hall of Fame

Round 5

Riff - 5 points
Well, maybe it'll put hair on my chest...
David - 4 points
Either Lance is a lousy thrower, or he's a very, very good one.
Riff - 3 points
At least I didn't ask him to pass the tea!
Michael Lewis - 2 points
No wonder Wayne always says "hand it here"
Mills - 1 point
You're jammed if you do and jammed if you don't!

Round 4

Mills - 5 points
I find it suspicious that you happen to get sick right after me.
Michelle - 4 points
Never satisfied, are you?! I gave you the flu and you don't even thank me!
Mills - 3 points
Would smothering you to death with your pillow count?
Michael Lewis - 2 points
I would if you had a mute button like the TV.
Ray - 1 point
Hey, I ate your food, read your mail, and talked to your IRC girlfriend. What else do you want?

Round 3

Mills - 5 points
Not till you finish doing my taxes!
Michelle - 4 points
Sorry, I'm too busy. Gotta go and get myself some juice.
Mills - 3 points
You're smart. Find a cure!
Michael Lewis - 2 points
No, you haven't gone to the store this week.
David - 1 point
Well, you shouldn't have been around me while I was sick.

Round 2

Michelle - 5 points
Your point being?
Mills - 4 points
I lied; I have tapeworms
Riff - 3 points
Yes - but not all in a row!
David - 2 points
Did I say it was the flu?
Michael Lewis - 1 point
All this arguing is making me feel worse again!

Round 1

Michelle - 5 points
Pass me a bucket and I'll give you an example!
Mills - 4 points
I'm practising this routine in case I get a job!
Mills - 3 points
Shut up and fluff my pillow!
Mike - 2 points
For once, I can tell the truth to my boss!
Mills - 1 point
There's no TV in here!