Tournament 2 Hall of Fame

Round 5

Michael S. Cooper - 5 points
Well, first you have to send for the secret decoder ring...
Mills - 4 points
The salesperson said it’s like "Tic Tac Toe"
Mills - 3 points
Whoever reads the most of the manual wins.
Riff - 2 points
It appears the challenge lies in folding the instruction booklet
Michael Lewis - 1 point
It's been an hour, and still no sign of "section 1."

Round 4

Michael Lewis - 5 points
You did ask him to do more "around" the house...
Mills - 4 points
Wasting the water he saved from not bathing.
Riff - 3 points
Your laundry.
Tom Davis - 2 points
He figures why pay 50 cents at the laundry mat?
Riff - 1 point
Remember that Easter egg we couldn't find last year...?

Round 3

Tom - 5 points
Cookies. The rats took the remote again...
Michael Cooper - 4 points
Wayne bet me I couldn't make an idiot suspicious. He lost.
Riff - 3 points
I think we need a new couch. This one's leaking.
Tom - 2 points
You call it filth, we call it a compost bin.
Riff - 1 point
Remember that Easter egg we couldn't find last year...?

Round 2

Ed Kon - 5 points
Cookies. 3 years old and still tasting good.
Riff - 4 points
Well, that solves what happened to my contact lens!
Michael Lewis - 3 points
Wait, I should have cooked it first...
Riff - 2 points
There go my fillings.. Oh, well.
Bruce Schauberger - 1 point
Wow! Look at those teeth fly!

Round 1

Riff - 5 points
I wish I had shorter roommates.
Alvin Chan - 4 points
There's nothing like a friend to cheer you up.
Riff - 3 points
Mirror, mirror on the floor, make my roommate grow no more!
Riff - 2 points
There's also the fact that Mom was a circus midget.
Riff - 1 point
And all this time I thought it was the coffee.