The Pits Archives Here are the winning punchlines of the Write Your Own Pits Competition from Rounds 101 onwards. You can read the winners from Rounds 1 to 100 in the Pits Hall of Fame.
The Pits gets evicted		101: What's a nice girl like you? 102: Asking the Landbabe out. 103: Christmas 104: New Years resolutions 105: Eviction notice! 106: Sidewalk accommodation. 107: Looking through the classifieds. 108: Unfriendly landlord. 109: Bad interview. 110: Wayne blows it. 111: Landbabe returns. 112: Wayne summarises.
The Herman and Burger Girl saga		113: A lovely date. 114: Talking about feelings. 115: Herman gets tongue tied? 116: The date takes a bad turn. 117: Lance consoles Herman. 118: Lance's golden rule. 119: Why didn't Herman speak up? 120: An unexpected intruder. 121: Burger Girl drops a bombshell. 122: Wayne and Lance discuss Herman's anguish. 123: Wayne's views on women. 124: Will Lance help Herman? 125: Lance's theories on chicktalk. 126: Herman practises with Wayne. 127: Wayne's response. 128: Burger Girl arrives! 129: Herman hesitates... 130: Herman speaks! 131: Wayne sums up.
Wayne loses the TV		132: Wayne's attitude on caring. 133: The TV self destructs. 134: Wayne gets desperate. 135: Prompt repairman. 136: Repair costs. 137: What caused it. 138: Two week wait. 139: Wayne coping. 140: The cost.
The Y2K Saga		141: Are you safe from Y2K? 142: Making Wayne care. 143: Millenium Bugspray 144: The drastic effects of Y2K. 145: Bubweek in The Pits! 146: Labelling the flat. 147: Labelling Wayne. 148: Hoarding. 149: Stocking essentials. 150: Individual preparation. 151: Looter concerns. 152: Boarding the doors. 153: Burger Girl's entrance. 154: Millennium resolutions. 155: Christmas gifts. 156: Happy New Year. 157: Millennium nitpicking.
Raoul's revenge		158: Raoul's entrance. 159: Why Burger Girl dumped Raoul. 160: Passive spectators.
Herman in hospital		161: Fighting with glasses. 162: Caring visitors. 163: Accusing Burger Girl.
Herman returns		164: Returning home. 165: Creating a pigsty. 166: How to find stuff. 167: Solution to the mess.
The Pits goes on holiday		168: Relative Paradise. 169: Sun, sand, babes. 170: Neck-high Scumheap. 171: Bikini babes. 172: Sunburnt nerd. 173: Home stinky home.
The Dog		174: Messy Dog 175: Wayne's best friend 176: Taking care of the dog 177: Walking the dog 178: Female interest 179: Dog's view
Wayne's girlfriend		180: Wayne's girlfriend 181: Wayne the tour guide 182: Wayne's dream date 183: Phoebe rejects Lance
Lance searches for a girlfriend		184: Lance complains 185: Mimicking a slob & nerd 186: Faking honesty 187: Lance tries out honesty 188: Where Herman meets women 189: Lance meets Winona 190: Winona is revealed 191: Will Wayne forget? 192: Wayne's bumper sticker
The Olympics		193: Opening ceremony 194: Marathon watching 195: Training 196: Life after Olympics
Uni Election		197: Presidential qualities 198: Party policies 199: Campaign manager 200: Catchy Slogans 201: Handing out flyers 202: Monkeying around 203: Meeting Lance's opponent 204: Political debate 205: Post-debate chat 206: Poll results 207: Election Day 208: Acceptance speeches 209: Winner by a landslide...
President Lance		210: Presidential responsibilities 211: To-do list 212: Kissing babes 213: Blackmailer 214: The price of silence 294: Wayne's motivation
Wayne's job		295: Poor Wayne 296: Job hunting 297: Preparing for interview 298: Secretary response 299: What Wayne offers 300: Wayne gets the job 301: Job cubicle 302: Sleeping genius 303: Knock off time 304: Reflection
New flatmate		305: Rent hike 306: A new flatmate 307: Female applicants 308: Lucky lady 309: Flat rejection 310: The new flatmate 311: Gumbo's entry 312: Dumb flatmate 313: Sharing a room
Reality TV		314: Peep Show 315: Nitty gritty everyday life 316: Intrusive cameras 317: Natural behaviour 318: Boring TV 319: Wayne's followers 320: Wayne's blessing 321: Enlightenment 322: Privacy at last 323: Wayne's toilet humor 324: Strangers watching 325: Burger Girl on TV 326: Building mood 327: Kissing advice 328: Evicting Peep Show
Burglars		329: No more cameras 330: Looking for valuables 331: Wayne surprise 332: Wayne's reaction to burglary 333: Burglar's exit
Dinner with Burger Girl		334: Going out with Burger Girl 335: Life without Herman

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