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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip The final Pre-Prequel comic strip! This was my last prequel strip before the movie came out. Fittingly, it features the very first scene of the Phantom Menace where Ewan delivers the all famous rehashed line... If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by jdwiseman. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. jdwiseman
| Just remember; we had careers before this movie. We should be fine. jdwiseman
| Comes with the job. jdwiseman
| Watch that attitude. You may give your student a bad outlook. Daki
| Did you just hear a collective groan from a place "far, far away"? InVitro
| me too, friggin soundtrack had a ton of spoilers on it... Jason
| Your force must be one with the orchestra ted
| Anticipating the reviews for this movie, are we? Nick
| Geez...why can't we have a cool catch phrase like "Beem me up Squatty!"? Spockett
| Come on, you haven't even *met* the kid yet! Kenopiom
| Look... I bet you'll be a great mentor to this Anakin kid. Mike McCormick
| Nonsense. It's perfectly OK to sell Amway using the Farce. Kenny Lo
| If you need to go, just go! The bathroom is in the main hallway to the left of the throne room... JDSandara
| You're giving me a headache. Ramuh
| You're father was the same! "What if its a trap" "What if they try to turn us to the dark side" "Sould we eat this it tastes funny" Ramuh
| Use the force! Indigestion begone!!! Erik Hollender
| Your not going to pick up girls with a line like that. Jason
| I take it you've seen that funky shadow he casts, too? AndieX
| So do I, but I don't walk around bragging about it, do I? Chop
| You're right, the ponytail definitely doesn't suit you! Logan
| You? I only got a one picture deal in my contract! Anne
| Oh, come now, Y2K won't be THAT bad! 8 of 12
| For once can we get through the movie without saying that? 8 of 12
| And thus a cliche is born... Haathi
| It comes with the lightsever. 8 of 12
| I'm beginning to hope I die in this movie. 8 of 12
| Same 'ol, same 'ol. 8 of 12
| I'm reaching for my lightsever... Ramuh
| For God's sake I told you to go before we left! Roy
| Don't look at me ! At my age "bad feelings" are replaced by a healthy dose of cynicism. Andy Ngoh
| "What? Again!?" " You've been using too much force again haven't you?" Unka Woofie
| *You're* the one responsible for getting that started?? flametop
| Woops! Irony alert! The Darshank
| Yodaaa!!! He's doing it again! Aubri
| You just HAD to say it. Mosaic
| We're trusting our fate to a boy we hardly even know. What could go wrong? Spockett
| I know. It isn't much fun living life backwards. Spockett
| Don't be embarrased. All us Jedi *gotta* wear these bathrobes. Spockett
| We're 2 seconds into the movie, Mouldey Bun. Just calm down! mgeoffrey
| Bathrooms' to the left Spudz
| I also have a bad feeling, but I think its from these damn uncomfortable chairs The Chia Rhino
| Me too. We have got to get a new catch phrase happyDubo
| Would you PLEASE stop saying that. It gives me the creeps... 8 of 12
| Nice going, you've jixed the whole movie with that baby. Puam
| Not me.... we're already making profit, and the movie isn't out yet The Darshank
| Hey, the ponytail wasn't MY idea! The Darshank
| And I have a bad feeling about that catchphrase. Bruinhilda
| "What's the worst thing that could happen with this kid?" Harry Hazeel
| As a Jedi that phrase must be memorised. Unka Woofie
| I should have never given you that copy of SevWars 4... Christopher Michael
| Me too. This whole prequel thing stinks. Roget
| Yeah, my trick knee is aching too. Haathi
| You said "the line". Now I'm going to have to kill you. Shane Vassar
| Wow, Vuja De, the sense that this will be done in a later movie. Worm
| I have a bad fee... Hey, don't you ever try that trick on me again!! PotatoKnight
| You would think George could come up with something new after 22 years. PotatoKnight
| If George is writing like that still, me too Riff
| It's probably just gas. Riff
| Somehow, I doubt I've heard the last of that. Riff
| Stop being such a wet blanket, Bun. Haathi
| Is it a "That's no moon, that's a space station!" bad feeling? Or a "The walls are closing in on us" bad feeling? Or is it a "We're in the belly of a giant space slug" bad feeling? Or a "Jabba the Hutt is nasty" bad feeling? Or a "We're going to be eaten by Ewoks" bad feeling? Or is it the plain, simple "We've run out of funny lines, so let's use this one again" bad feeling? Haathi
| Impressive. Most Impressive. But you are not a Redeye yet. Daki
| Optimism...hope...a Jedi knows not these things. Drew
| At least YOU make it to Episode Four. ShaneS
| Could be worse. I've seen the future. It has Ewoks. ShaneS
| Youhave a bad feeling! I don't even make it to the end of this trilogy! ShaneS
| I just think "Percentage of merchendising" and I'm happy again. ShaneS
| I know. The mood music isn't helping. HaHaRich!
| I feel great a disturbance in the Farce...as if a million fans cried out "It could be worse" and were suddenly laughing. Slacker
| Oh, great, you just jinxed us! Jo Mama
| No, no, one more time. With more feeling... Don Rae
| You forgot the "TM" Don Rae
| You have finally spoken the Redeye mantra. just
| It doesent matter. You are babysitting the kid. just
| Remind me which one of us are in the sequels..... just
| You have a bad feeling? What about me? I'm not even in the sequels. just
| I dont care. You are not going to the premiere night with that haircut. 8 of 12
| Problems with the contract as well, eh? 8 of 12
| One more time, and I think I'm going to scream... 8 of 12
| Have you got it out of your system? 8 of 12
| You don't waste any time, do you? Jdla
| Okay, so we'll order the chicken instead! the Sevlander
| Shut up, and stop rehashing. Angu§ McLaren
| I have a bad feeling about that line... The Great Wizzard
| Too late! It's a binding contract now! The Great Wizzard
| It's been more than 20 years since he directed the last time but he'll get into it again soon. AndieX
| Oh, great start! Who wrote the script for this one? The Night Phantom
| *You* do? *I* just read the soundtrack listing The Sevlander
| Mouldy-Buns, you have a bad feeling about EVERYTHING. Relax. Jeez! Michael Shaw
| Didn't ask for a percentage of the profits, did you? Michael Shaw
| You've seen episode 4 then. Matt McLaughlin
| Yeah, that ponytail drive me crazy too. evay
| Don't you have GOOD feelings about ANYTHING? Francis Miranda
| Let me guess May 19 jitters? Daria
| Fox executives don't! jdwiseman
| OB...have! jdwiseman
| Are we starting that already? e hursh
| C'mon, your hair looks *fine*! jdwiseman
| Oh take a pill. Erik Hollender
| I have a bad feeling about Y2K, but what ya gonna do about? Erik Hollender
| I have a bad feeling abour your bad feeling.
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