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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Angu§ McLaren. Yet credit (and apologies) must go to jdwiseman who wrote the punchline the judges chose (Dark under floor. Hard to read, script is). After consulting Wendy, I decided for a third time to overrule the judges' decision (I don't know if I'll get away with it as easily as I did the second time though). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Carl Kramer
| Things not the same since massive stroke did I suffer. Carl Kramer
| When this senile you become, be as inteligable you will not. T'Rowa
| Gimmick it is, much money will it make. chris
| When old as I am you are, invent own grammar you do! Gregg
| Think you Yoda-speak irritating, try "Yousa peepul speekin funny?" Daniel R
| Strange mushrooms I eat. The Sev-Lander
| Blame me not do. Fault mine not, writers idiots were. They these lines wrote poorly. Jeremy
| To my relation hide with fozzie bear. Anne
| Don't force me a can of whup-ass to open! Gregg
| Syntax leads to grammar. Grammar leads to essays. Essays lead to Suffering! Rob Cowell
| When 900 years old you reach, forget your lines you will. A Person Who Hates :) those
| Long I have watched this one. Always his mind on correct grammar! Not meaning of words! The Darshank
| Strong I am with the ways of grammar...but not that strong. Galsan
| Muppet I am, speak strangely I do. Catie Bormann
| Anger, fear, proper English the dark side are they. D.Robbins
| You must unspeak what you have spoken. PajamaGirl
| Sounds correct it does to me, dyslexic perhaps you are. PajamaGirl
| When tiny like this you are, a gimmick you need so look down people will. Rik
| Is inverted as does inverted! Alicat
| Medication, I did forget to take Spudz
| Grammar, pronunciation, a Redeye craves not these things chris
| Muppet I am. Grover, yes? Red
| "Try YOU lying under floor cast latex arm on and place losing in script!" jdwiseman
| Dark under floor. Hard to read, script is. The £one En§ign
| When rewind pressed, backward you speak. jdwiseman
| Judge me by my annoying, uneducated, cartoonish way of speaking, do you? Annakete Gardner
| Grammar School attended never I. Fault mine not. Blame parents do I. Lily
| Each Jedi has failing. Mouldy-Bun ambitious was. Vader impatient was. You nerdy was. I ungrammatical was. 8 of 12
| Judge me by my syntax do not. Riff
| If son of Kermit and Fozzie you were, talk odd you would. Riff
| Fifty years living here. Much Dagoban weed have I smoked. Riff
| Backwards dialogue played. Subliminal messages listen for! Erik Hollender
| Here live, and go crazy you do. Jazz
| Tenth language, English was. j santwan
| "R2-D2 say that to. Beep makes a conversation not." j santwan
| "Because, hear you I can't. See how you hear after a fighter in your backyard crashes." Gabriella Starglider
| Senile have I become, old and squeaky Mike Wille
| I speak inverted not, English language messed up. evay
| More important it makes all my mumblings sound! evay
| Dig it, chicks do! PotatoKnight
| Correct my grammer is, from a certain point of veiw RobRoy
| Think I speak strange, do you? Heard my ex-wife, you have not! Keenath
| Speak strangely do I? Properly I speak, strangely speak YOU! connie
| When early age does drugs, early brain gets fried! Darius379
| Much earwax buildup have I. freilicher
| A gimmick maybe it is, but dig it the chicks do! Roger Wilco
| Pat Morita nobody about that did ask. Corsair
| Scripts kept secret, until the scene I see. Annakete
| You must unlearn what you learned in Grammar School, Lube! Angu§ McLaren
| Marketing ploy. Clever it is, hmmm? Roger Wilco
| 100 years hidden I have here with noone to talk. Spud
| Speech flows not with the force Roger Wilco
| Nitpicker you are, Redeye never a nitpicker can be. Roger Wilco
| Too cute I would be if not. Francis Miranda
| Grammar matters not! What matters is the Farce. Francis Miranda
| Up Shut and Me Kiss! Francis Miranda
| When puppeter have hand in your butt, speak weird shall you be! Francis Miranda
| Why? Have you about this bad feeling? Hmmm? Francis Miranda
| Invert or invert not, there is no right. JC
| When 900 years old you be, as senile you will be, hmm?
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