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The Prequel See Creepio! One of the big surprises of the prequel is that C3PO was made by an 8 year old boy (oops, sorry, spoiler alert). This week's comic strip features one of the bad calls of Star Wars history.

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Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by TBone (who won two competitions this week). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions.


PeteMan

You're so scared you jumped out of your skin!

Tribbles

Are you always this annoying?

Corsair

Not until you pull yourself together.

JohnDill

That's big talk, C-Through-Me-Oh.

wolffie

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Gregg Lee

Sentience to sarcasm in 3.8 seconds. That's gotta be a record!

Annakete

See Creepio, you are such a Motherboard's Boy!

Anucha, forbes

You said that about the last five sevships !!

Darth Temple

good, because you'd probably puke up all your circuits!

Jeff Wright

I'd be happy if they'd get you into a decent pair of trousers.

The Night Phantom

Hmmm..."Annoyed 'roid avoids void"

Rob Jensen

Not until you put some plating on.

Dug Clifton

"Why does he insist on talking to me?"

Torgeir B. Aanes

At least not till you put on some pants....

Fusion

Looks like they already got most of you.

Clinton Rice

I wouldn't talk. At least they FINISHED the graphics for those ships!

Darth Temple

Hey Creepio, I can see your doodle.

The Darshank

My mom told me to never talk to naked roids.

jdwiseman

Not without some marketing incentive.

Dave Frye

Yeah, I've got a baaaad feeling about those sevships!

Janus

Of course not. Haven't you heard? It's gold tie only.

Catie Bormann

I need to "talk" to Anarchy about your personality.

nathan kaiser

Your rigt these ships aren't Y3K protected

Rambling J

Thank the farce they made you with a off switch.

Rambling J

Am I going to hear this all the way through to episode 6!

CDR Soen

And I said they'd never get me into this costume, but here I am!

Han Solo

I'm sure the feeling's mutual

Annakete

Yea, whatever. Meanwhile, your undies are showing!

Tim M.

the "waif" look doesn't work for you

flickguy

Famous last words.

flickguy

You really should read the background info Lucas gave you.

Vapthorne

Until they need some spare parts,

Roy Moreno

What makes you so special ....You some sort of Golden Boy?

chris

Not whole, anyway...

kris

Sorry, I´ve been told never to talk to strange, naked droids.

kris

Aw, you´re nuts. And bolts. And cables.

Tribbles

How are you going to stop them, Skeletor?

Sam Davatchi

Too bad, see you in Episode 4 then!

CinderK

Big talk for someone not wearing clothes.

Snicker

They sure talked you out of your skin fast enough...

Namgubed the Merry Elf

Never say never, my naked friend.

Jazz

Whatever you say Ironpants!

RobRoy

Not dressed like that!

Bob Clemmons

Not me. Mom wanted me to go into banking, but I'm going to enlist in the Air Force!

Bob Clemmons

Sometimes you are just so transparent.

Annakete Gardner

Sure, and I'm the Dork Lord of the Sift!

Admiral Dack

Just because you were assembled by a kid doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Admiral Dack

Don't get your wires in a bunch.

Admiral Dack

Don't you got the GUTS?

Admiral Dack

What, are you YELLOW?

Admiral Dack

Don't go to pieces over it.

PrincessSierra

Have we met somewhere before?

Harry Portman

Wait till episode two goldie-locks!

connie

Your really coming out of your shell.

Francis Miranda

Fluent in over six billion forms of cowardice.

Francis Miranda

Quick compaining you prissy bot!

Francis Miranda

Don't complain! At least you get to ride Inside the ships!

Max Rebo

Yeah, whatever, Inside-out boy.

Daki

Talk to the antennae because this droid ain't listening.

Haathi

Why? Do you have a bad feeling about them?

M@ Nelson

Lordy, I love dramatic irony.

Jon Adams

Do you want to earn your gold skin or not?

Ebonsun

Are you always going to be this annoying?

Jeroen Koorevaar

Don't fall apart on me now!

Mike

Just shut up and go put on some pants!

Darth Ketan

Oh kiss my circuits man!

Yostiemonster

Oh great, Now I got to listen to grief from an unrealistic CGI character!

Yostiemonster

I guess they couldn't get the shiny gold look right in CGI.

Yostiemonster

Do we really need you in this movie?

Yostiemonster

At least get into some clothes!

Yostiemonster

I'd rethink that. It looks like rain!

Draco

Ha! Just wait for the sevquels!

JC

Sure, and I bet gold is your least favourite colour!

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