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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Daft Vapor's face! The big revelation of Return of the Jedi (other than Leia being Luke's sister, ho hum) was finally seeing Darth Vader's face, and what an ugly mug it was! Is this how Luke will end up looking in the third sequel trilogy? 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Christopher Michael. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Ilta
| You know, you were more intimidating with the mask ON. Ilta
| No. I won't take the REST of the suit off! The Darshank
| Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts... The Darshank
| I'm sorry Father. I shouldn't have laughed. Spudz
| Note to self: Do NOT attempt to shave with a lightsever!! Tribbles
| Tell me that isn't hereditary. Will
| No wonder Mouldy-Bun hid us from you! Gevskot
| Damn, you're UGLY!!! Wade S.
| What'd Mouldy-Bun hit you with? A light saber or an ugly stick? risk one
| What do I win if I count the sev-logos on your head? The Darshank
| My Gawd! Not another harmonica scene! This Special Edition just keeps gettin' worse... Uncleseven
| Whoops, opened the wrong end! Aubri
| Mental note: avoid lava. Mikkel Lodahl
| You sure that mask was just for breathing? Fredrik
| The Emperor fried you up good! Adrian Rischmueller
| I wish the studio wouldn't hire scab labour! Unka Woofie
| Makeup! Wardrobe! SOMEBODY!! Roget
| I'm guessing you'll want to be cremated? Jedigirl
| Maybe I was adopted... dodgeball
| Man, you look like Darth warmed over! Evan Gluck
| I'm sure glad I am going to be burning you later. AK
| If beauty is skin deep, you must have VERY thick skin AK
| Wow - neat trick. Now turn your head the right way out Andy Ngoh
| Yikes, Dad! Better think Clearisil. Recursive
| On second thought, keep your mask on. FD
| I am SO glad I didn't get on Mouldy-Bun's bad side! Nick Frame
| Oh no! Custom Sev Bandages! Will the merchandising ever stop?!?! Buzz Lightyear
| Oh CRAP!!! Is THAT what I'm going to look like when I grow up? Pete Dogwalker
| What did you do?! Stick your face in an electric socket? craig
| Well, it's been nice knowing you, Mr Vapor, but I gotta go now... craig
| I guess that's what happens when yo rely on the Imperial Public Health System! Ryan Dawson
| Dad, since you're dying anyway, can I push all the buttons on your chest? Ben
| On second thought, you can stay here. The Darshank
| Get away from me you lazy-eyed freak! T'Rowa
| Eww, Dad, gross! Demona Starling
| Please tell me it isn't genetic! Trekie
| Whoa! Looks like you ran into a fight with a Imperial lawn mower! Admiral Dack
| Gosh, you were the Good, the Bad and the Ugly all in one! Admiral Dack
| What do you mean by, "A kiss for your old man"??? Admiral Dack
| If Jake Lloyd knew he'd wind up like this, I'm sure he wouldn't have taken the part! Admiral Dack
| Let's leave the rest of the suit on, okay? Admiral Dack
| The years have not been kind, Pops. Admiral Dack
| I waited for three episodes for THIS?!? Gemini
| I think i'll leave your photo out of the family album Mike McCormick
| Do NOT ask me to take off anything else. Bob Clemmons
| You know, I liked you better in Lion King. Bob Clemmons
| Funny. I was expecting James Earl Jones. Bob Clemmons
| Jeez. No wonder you're so crabby. Jason Wasikowski
| Thanks for not asking me to take the whole suit off. Bob Clemmons
| Gee Dad. Someone in makeup sure hates you! Alicat
| Eeewwwwwww!! Daria
| Now I hope they'll never make the third trilogy! Jeppe T
| Are you sure we are related The Darshank
| On second thought, maybe I will leave you here. Spud
| I see now why you wear a mask. Spud
| OK - you've looked on me with your own eyes, now lets put this thing back on! Wm. Iserman
| Yeeash, talk about razor burn! Francis Miranda
| First, an incestous sister, an absentee mother, and an ugly father! Francis Miranda
| You look like Homer Simpson with a hangover! Francis Miranda
| How come? You were such a cute kid in the trailers! Daniel R
| Please, put it back on! Francis Miranda
| Make-Up!!! Daniel R
| I have a not-so-good feeling about this... Daniel R
| So THAT is why you wear a helmet. Brian
| I guess you don't get much sun on the dork side! Brian
| Why did you tell me to take your helmet off? JacZ
| If thats what happens when you join the Dork side, count me out! Erik Hollender
| Is your face under that other mask? Erik Hollender
| What in the Force happened to you?! Erik Hollender
| I hope that face skips a generation/
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