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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip  Daft Mall! This strip was based on the two trailers that were released before the movie, giving us little snippets of the evil dude that is Darth Maul. Some people have claimed my depiction of Daft Maul more resembles Homer Simpson with face paint. I can assure you this was not intentional - the style of my drawing is such that when I draw a bald guy (albeit with a few horns), similarities to Homer are inevitable, I guess.  What I was intending however was to cram as many Sev logos (or half logos) in his face as possible - how many can YOU find? On another self-indulgent note, I really like the look of the lightsevers in this cartoon - don't they look cool?
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Roger Wilco. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Daria
| Never underestimate the power of a ponytail, my friend! Jeremy
| You know you really should'nt shave with your lightsever. Harry Hazeel
| That lightsevver is just soooo retro. Bob Clemmons
| Boy, Mel Brooks will have a field day with you! jdwiseman
| I wish he'd stop making that "wraow wraow" sound while waving that thing. ShaneS
| That's a face only an Emperor could love. Sci Fi Girl
| That sunburn has gotta hurt. Blackers
| Wow, a double lightsever! This is worth admission price alone! Jedigirl
| I told you not to come to Tatooine without a sun lotion Happydude
| Severe case of Darksidia! He needs 200ccs of lightsaber.NOW! Mike
| Look at it this way... the batteries in that thing will go out twice as fast! Mike McCormick
| Let's see if he smells bad on the inside. teaspoon
| Aw great... his comes out both ends. Jeroen Koorevaar
| Have you been shaving with your lightsaber again? Aubri
| I have a bad--NO! I won't say it! Aubri
| Is that legal? Can he DO that? connie
| I fought uglier last episode. Spud
| At least I know I will survive this... ShaneS
| Do you think he's a bad guy? Roget
| I guess that might even the odds. Unka Woofie
| If I had a face like that, I'd be angry too! Unka Woofie
| Your mascara is running! Francis Miranda
| I smell merchandising opportunities! The Lone Ensign
| Daft, I am your father! Hey, it's worth a try! Chop
| Show-off Massina
| Good Grief! These guys get uglier every day! Itay Shlamkovich
| Don't you think it's weird that this kind of sword existed only in the past? evay
| Damn! They PROMISED me I'd have the coolest action figure! jdwiseman
| If he thinks his figure will out sell mine.... jdwiseman
| HEY, he's got a double saber! Can he DO that? kris
| weŽll just play it defensive and let him cut himself in pices. Cizzie
| At least I have the looks! jdwiseman
| Sabers set to stun...heh heh, just kidding. TBone
| He's got a double lightsever! Isn't that cheating? Balaam
| Y'know what I like about these movies? The bad guys are so easy to identify. Erik Hollender
| Thats a face only a mother could love. Erik Hollender
| We're fighting a member of KISS! Don Rae
| Let's just sit here and wait while he cuts himself in half. Polson
| Whoa, ugly. The ORIGINAL Dave
| Erm, do you ever get the feeling that the dork side may just get the better gear? The ORIGINAL Dave
| Now THATS a Lightsever! The ORIGINAL Dave
| Gee, do you think he was an innocent little boy at one time? Catie Bormann
| How come the bad guys get the cool looking heads! Riff
| Rehashing be damned, I've got a BAD feeling about this! Riff
| Hey buddy, you got a licence to carry that thing? Riff
| Looks like SOMEBODY'S compensating here. gurglesplat
| You could put an eye out with that thing. jdwiseman
| Trust me, it's a passing fad. Daniel
| Fear, anger, agression - the dark side are they. Yeah. That and better weapons! Daniel
| Why didn't we think of that? Jeremy
| A double lightsaber? Is that legal? Darius379
| Hmm, he's an ugly horned tattooed freak in a black cloak and a red lightsaber. You think he's evil? Bob Clemmons
| Well, guess who woke up on the wrong side of the farce today.... Bob Clemmons
| Trick or Treat! Bob Clemmons
| No wonder he's cranky: He missed out on the first three franchises. Sweeney Todd
| Now THAT'S a lightsever! The Lone Ensign
| I hope that's all he can do with that! risk one
| Just don't let it get to headbutting, okay? Tribbles
| What did you just say about my pony tail? Tribbles
| Sorry. I can't die in this movie. Tribbles
| Careful. His head may impale someone. Tribbles
| Do you think his face glows in the dark? Corsair
| I thought technology would be more primitive in a Prequel. Corsair
| We must stop him before he Scene Steals again. Corsair
| We must stop him before the Audience Likes Him Better. T.L.E.
| Hey, it could be worse, your pupil could turn evil!
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