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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip ATM2 and CCreePO. This week's strip left the punchline wide open to the imagination of the reader as you finish a conversation between the two 'Roids, ATM2 and See Creepio. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Potato (Redeye) Knight. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. MSherlock
| For the last time, I am NOT Daft Vapor's sister! Jazz
| That is the GROSSEST pick-up line I ever heard Daria
| What do you mean, you accidentally erased Dud Star plans? Daria
| Oh yeah? Well, double bleep doo on you! DKL
| No, I am NOT fully functional! littlestar
| Ahhhhhhh! So THAT'S the meaning of Sev! Baron Von Munchausen
| If you hadn't been oiled in five months, you'd be squeaky too! InVitro
| no...i don't "have a bad feeling about this" Riff
| I think "Gold Spice" has a nice ring to it. Riff
| Aytee, you don't know diddley! Brian
| Yes, AT, we're in bleep doo doo! Riff
| You've gotta go to the can? Aren't YOU the can? Brian
| Well, just go behind a dune! Mike Wille
| If you don't like the view, feel free to lead the way! Tribbles
| Well, you'll never be mistaken for deity. Jeremy
| It is against my programming to impersonate a Spice Girl Ilta
| ..you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about... AK
| Well, when Mummies and Daddies love each other, they give each other a very special hug Sci-Fi Girl
| Oh, stop! I haven't been able to get that tune out of my head!!! Sevaan Franks
| What the *bleep* are you bleeping about? Bfoong
| Lube and Mara Jaded? You don't say! Christopher
| Her only hope is a Mouldy Bun? That's why this episode is called The No Hoper! Rob Campbell
| I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. But I have no freakin' clue what you just said. Christopher
| Yes, and to think I was SO nice to that little brat three movies ago! Christopher
| No idea. How many Dafts DOES it take to change a lightsever? Christopher
| No -- we have to pretend we never met Leer, Lube, Mouldy-Bun or Daft ever before! Erik Hollender
| Your a potty mouth, you know that. Daria
| No way mister: I AM the golden boy of this duo! Brian
| Well, it's not my fault that they don't want to use subtitles, AT. risk one
| No, I will not rub your feet. Gemini
| There goes our PG-13 rating C-3PO
| No, I am not gay! G.B.A
| Don't you BLEEP me! Spiner
| Why are you complaining? You don't have to wear metal undies! T'Rowa
| No, I do NOT think Beta has a nice butt! Meridian
| Oh yeah!? Well, I'm the one who wears the pants around here! Meridian
| And a Wop Bam Boom! jen
| You've "seen the face of God and his name is George"? jen
| What do you mean, you "smell a franchise in the air"? Happydude
| Where did you learn that kind of language, young droid!? PsychoPat
| ATM2, for the last time... yes the cap looks good on you. The Black Falcon
| Is this really the time to tell me you're in love with me? The Black Falcon
| Yeah, I got yer "bleep doo diddley bleep boop beep" right here! Reggie
| Mouldy Bun Balony?... Sounds tasty. mgeoffrey
| HEY! Let's keep the language down to a minimum! R.C.C.
| Oh, go BLEEP yourself!!! Chop
| You're kidding! Whipped cream and a pair of handcuffs? Chop
| What do you mean 'my bum look big in this'? Roger Wilco
| "Yesterday" by the "Beatles"? No? Can I have another guess? Angus McLaren
| What?!?! Another general protection fault? Riff
| Oh yeah? Well, YOUR mother was a garbage can! Unka Woofie
| This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, ATM2! USS ferryboat (~ô~)
| You should have gone before we left. Olivia
| No, it was definately not my bleeping fault. Olivia
| Well, boop dop dum doo bleep to you too. Francis Miranda
| Let's see you keep your belly button clean in this dusty dessert. Francis Miranda
| No! We are not THERE yet! Francis Miranda
| Well i hope you rust in pieces! Francis Miranda
| Well beep you too! You piece of "bleep"! Eddie Williams
| Why! I should wash out your speaker! Ilta
| ..you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about... Ilta
| If you keep swearing, the censors are going to bleep YOU right out of this movie! Daria
| Of course I'm not gonna carry you! JacZ
| No, I don't want to sing along, Aytee Sweeney Todd
| I don't think the Spice Girls want you either! Sweeney Todd
| What do you mean I need a tune-up?
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