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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. The winning punchline was written by Paul. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all the Toonzone competitions. vhslore
| If you don't knock me out then your breath will! Joshua Billings
| use the fork CmdrChang
| I'll stick in your throat... Jen the jumping Quean II
| So thats what hapened to all the belly dancers! Scott McClenny
| You wouldn't want to order take-out instead,would you? Seeker
| Vader's my dad, now this. What's next, finding a long lost sister? Solomon the Magic Gecko
| Raaugh? What are you saying, man? Enunciate! KaC
| Oh no... Death by breath! Andy
| on second thought, I'll go with tar and feathering Jim McNamara
| Errr..I know where you can get a nice, juicy, Wackiee.. Quip
| I don't suppose I could interest you in a salad? Darth Etoxu
| No more eating do you require. . . already ate you all that you need. Sevanonymous
| Guess that's not the force I'm feeling in my trousers... Scott Reeves
| Its ok! I made George promise NEVER to replace you with CGI. OK? Elim
| No! Eat my shorts AFTER I remove them! Rozzwell
| Ewwww... you've got Gamorrean in your teeth! Wuzit2u
| Yes, your molars are lovely...now PUT ME DOWN! just
| What did Jabba mean, "Don't play with your food" ? Gspender
| I've said looks don't matter, but I have to draw the line somewhere. 8 of 12
| Still working on a plan.... 8 of 12
| Rancors, Wookies and Ewoks! Oh my! 8 of 12
| Nice to eat you. I mean meat! I mean..... HELP!!! The Borgified Corpse
| It's just a blue screen. It's just a blue screen... Neville Ross
| I sense a great disturbance in my medical insurance! Sketcher
| My kingdom for a huge breath mint!
| forget the farce. Where's my blaster? AfG
| Did you know that vegetarians live much longer? John Kendrick
| You dont wanna eat me. You dont know where I've been. The Darshank
| Bad rancor! Drop! Drop it! The Darshank
| What was that Yada was saying about fear? Ah screw it. Ahhhhhh!!!! Billy
| Sorry, I don't come with fries! Bill Harris
| All of the sudden, being frozen in carbonite and taken to the Emporer doesn't seem like such a bad idea... zotar
| I'm not the meal you're looking for. Mandalore007
| Wow George, you weren't kidding about the new effects in this movie. They're great! George? George?! Phoenix
| I sense a great disturbance in my bladder... Mystic Orangutan
| Critics! Mystic Orangutan
| You know, you're never going to make any friends if you keep eating people like this. Mystic Orangutan
| I didn't know it was your bone! I'll put it back, just let me go, okay? Nan
| Lunch break already? Sir Percey
| So, what are you in for? Thalek
| I didn't mean 'Get a grip!' literally! TEFII
| I got your RAAUGH right here!!!!! Mark
| I didn't know Blubba had a son! griffin
| So THIS is what happens to the truly devoted fans! Mark
| You appear to have my dad's temperament. The Darshank
| Well, I've always wanted to see what the inside of a colon looks like. Mark
| I guess it requires a mind to use the Redeye mind trick. Mark
| "Trust my feelings." My feelings say "Get me out of here!" Kalahari Karl
| Nice doggy, nice... Ummmm, doggy want a bone? jason setley
| Ok ok already i do taste like chicken?! Sophie
| I thought I recognized that foul stench. Mark
| Wouldn't you prefer a Ham sandwich? Wuzit2u
| *Bone* Appetit! Fizbop
| First I find out my dad is Darth Vapour and now this! Pearl
| I have the number of a pizza service! e of PI
| Would you excuse me from dinner? patty bassett
| Psst! Girl in bikini up above ... Just
| Rancor....I am your father. Matt Y
| I'm sure Lea, Ben & Hans was enough. How about an after dinner mint now? RD
| Take Leia, she's tastier! Morwen
| You _will_ let me down... Shanin
| Oh, come on! You know I'll just go straight to your thighs... Tim M.
| Thanks a BUNCH yoda. Standing on my hands in a swamp, lifting rocks REALLY prepared me for THIS! 1LT Harrison
| You know, Jedis are high in cholesterol! Averagejoe
| You've got something in your teeth. I think I can get it. Engineman AKAscotty
| Don't make me hit you with this fragile looking bone JED
| I have a dream. A dream were Rancor and Man can live together. §evqui§
| The breath is strong witth this one! MindMelda
| Yoda said there'd be days like this! §evqui§
| Eeww... Here, have a Tic Tac! Cordavin Lon
| Why'd I become a Jedi, again? MindMelda
| I'm staring Death in the face...and Death could use a mint! Justin Allen
| I never should have left Daggybar! Justin Allen
| I guess small things amuse small minds after all! spiffy
| Redeyes cause serious gastrointestinal disorders. Gregory Griffiths
| So THIS is what it's like to be an action figure! spiffy
| How about something with more calories--like Jabba?? Dubo
| Trust me, there's nothing but gristle behind this pretty face of mine. Francis Miranda
| Do you know how many calories am i? Francis Miranda
| I'm MSG-free. Francis Miranda
| Do you want fries to go with that? Francis Miranda
| I melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Mark
| Hungrey? Come with me and I'll show you a really big slug to eat! Mark
| Now, I wish I hadn't slept through Yada's "Dealing with Monsters" training session! Mark
| Never eat a Redeye, for they are quick to upset your stomach! jdwiseman
| I am not the jedi you're looking for. Move along. Robert Saturn
| Eeuuwww!!! I smell the jawa on his breath! Ikcor
| Use the floss! patty
| Okay, send in my body double ... TiZ
| Knick-knack-paddywhack, give a dog a bone! This Jedi goes rolling home! Seeker
| You should really take the time to digest that guard first, you know. russ
| You put the "rank" in rancor! russ
| If you wanted me to wet my pants, mission accomplished! patty
| Oh, quiet down! I am quite terrified enough, thank you. Darth Etoxu2
| I'd rather kiss my sister! Kozin
| Where's a lightsever when you need one? freilicher
| Please tell me Redeye mind tricks work on you! Nan
| Trust me, I taste terrible! G.B.A
| Before you eat me, I just want to say that I had lots of beans. G.B.A
| Can't you just bite my hand off? G.B.A
| I'm better with Ketchup. Just so you'll know. G.B.A
| Excuse me, will I be swallowed or devoured? Derek
| Tonight's h'ors d'oeuvre, Jedi à la Luke. Brian
| Er... scientists say you should avoid redeye meat! patty
| Excuse me, but you have a bit of Jedi between your teeth ... ScottE Bemeup
| Don't make me hurt you. ScottE Bemeup
| Do you eat here often? Haathi
| Uh, Redeyes cause indigestion? danils
| You wouldn't like me, I'm very gassy. patty
| Geez ... your breath will kill me first! Bill Harris
| Eeewww! It wouldn't hurt for you to brush once in a while! patty
| Wow! Look at the size of those cavities! patty
| No, I don't taste like chicken!! Matt McLaughlin
| All of a sudden, this Bar Bar Jinks that Moldy-Bun has told me about doesn't seem so bad. Tom Hyde
| Mrs. Hutt, I presume? Tom Hyde
| I've got a bone to pick with you. Tom Hyde
| I'm telling my dad on you! joerg
| Eating Jedis causes flatulence! joerg
| O.K., some groud rules: no pinching and no hair pulling. John Fallon
| Geez all I did was ask Mr Lucas for a raise ! John Fallon
| Use the force Lube, use the force - the heck with the force, I'm outta here ! John Fallon
| Oh for a 20m long rolled up newspaper. just
| Hey, is that the remains of Jar Jar Binks i see down there ?? just
| So, hows it like to work for your big brother. Kurt
| Oh no there goes my last pair of pants. Jim McNamara
| Talk about claws for alarm! Jim McNamara
| I'm all stringy! Really! Jim McNamara
| N..Nice poochie..have a bone? JC
| Breathmint?
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