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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Podracing! Here is a visually nice to look at yet essentially meaningless little scene - much like the actual pod race, really. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. The winning punchline was written by MindMelda. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all the Toonzone competitions. Hofer
| Anarchy: You may take my life, but you'll never take my freedom! Sebulba: You have no freedom, you're a slave. beaverboy
| Sebulba:At least, in 20 years time, I won't need a mask to breathe!! MindMelda
| Anarchy:Cheaters never win! Sebulba: You'll feel differently when you grow up! Darth Clitnon
| Anarchy: Just becuase I'm blonde and cute doesn't mean I'm not evil! Darth Clitnon
| Sebulba: Midicholorians-schmidicalorians! Raptor1
| Sebulba: Anarchy Bar Bar is your father. Anarchy: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! darkjedi AKA Lyndon Carroll
| Anarchy:-Go easy, I have asthama! Jeff
| Sebulba: Time to die, slave scum! Anarchy: Let me know what my dust tastes like, OK? Tear-up14
| Anarchy: break a leg! Sebulba: I wouldn't be able to drive if that happened! Tear-up14
| Anarchy: ew! bug guts on my teeth!!! Sebulba: ew! bug guts in my sinus cavities!!! Tear-up14
| Anarchy: do you have bugs in your teeth yet? Sebulba: are you kidding? I've got bugs in my intestines Tear-up14
| Sebulba: he he! I wonder what'll happen if we hit jabba Anarchy: we'd get stuck MindMelda
| Sebulba:Jar Jar Poodoo Mechanic! Anarchy: You can say that again! Nan
| Sebulba: I think I can, I think I can. Anarchy: I know you can't, I know you can't. Nan
| Anarchy: All you are is dust in the wind! Derek
| Sebulba: I know the script says I have to crash, but this podracer's just too cool to bust up! MindMelda
| Anarchy: I'm finally going to beat you! Sebulba:Who cares, I'm just trying to hit Bar Bar Jinks! tuvoky_wo
| Anarchy: You're headed for the ground! ; Sebulba: I'm not falling for that! Beaverboy
| Anarchy: Do you know who I'll be when I grow up? §Sean§
| Anarchy: Look out for that Bantha roadkill!!! Tear-up14
| Anarchy: aren't you thinking that this is pointless if you just kill all you're opponents? Sebulba: funny you should ask! Tear-up14
| Anarchy: he he he! let's hit the gungan once we pass the finish line Tear-up14
| Anarchy: Pick on somebody your own size!!!!...... no, wait!!! cancel that!!! Tear-up14
| Both: Wheeee!!!! this HAS to be a ride at disney world someday! Tear-up14
| Anarchy: the force is with me Sebulba: but this fork will be in your engine Tear-up14
| Sebulba: face it! if I kill you, leonardo dicraprio will have no reason to be near Mr. Lucas Tear-up14
| Anarchy: You wouldn't hit a person with goggles, would you?.......... aaaagh!!!! Frogboy Lives
| Anarchy: Thank the force my pants are brown. Tear-up14
| Sebulba: this'll teach ya to make fun of my way of walking! Jen the jumping quean II
| Sebulba:I'm not leting you win! Not by the compuiter animated hair of my chiny chin chin. Q
| Sebulba : Goo CHUBA MOOHO KACKA!!! Anarchy: Yes I agree, Bar Bar must die! Q
| Sebulba : EEEE CHUGA WANGA BANTHA POODOO!!! Anarchy: Hey leave my mother out of this!!! Acid Warlord
| Sebulba: Blue suits you! Anarchy: Wait till you see me in black! MindMelda
| Sebulba:Eat dirt,Slave Scum! Anarchy: Eat Big Rock, Camel Breath! John Fassbender
| Anarchy: I can't wait 'till I grow up and get the really fun toys. Cordavin Lon
| Anarchy: Turn your airbag on!! Gspender
| Sebulba: What powers your pod-racer? Anarchy: The adoration of millions of nerdy males. spiffy
| Anarchy:You've got bugs in your teeth. Avenger CO
| Anarchy: Your stop is right over there... Nodrog
| Anarchy: Jaw-Jaw Jinx said he'd give the winner a victory kiss. (This'll get me the win for sure!) Scott McClenny
| Anarchy:How you do wheelies with this thing? Rerwom
| Anarchy: You can't kill me, I'm already in the sequal. Pearl
| Anarchy: I don't like the rush hour very much...! CollegeGal98
| Anarchy: Gotta make this scene count...If I don't win the race, movie's over ! John Fallon
| Sebulba: Oooh yeah, I'm gonna be reeaal scared when you grow up and come after me ! Petzi
| Anarchy: You know who the star of this film is? David D
| Sebulba : How do these little cables not snap with all the power from the engines? Anarchy: Don't ask me I'm just a kid! Nine Point Eight
| Sebulba: You can't drive worth poodoo kid! Nine Point Eight
| Sebulba: Look Ma, no hands! Griffin
| Anarchy: I'll be more evil than you one day! And I'll have a ship the size of a moon! Raptor1
| Sebulba : What are ya gonna do? Farce choke me? sess-pity
| Anarchy: I'm the king of THIS world! Whoo-hooo! MindMelda
| Anarchy:I am disturbed by your lack of driving courtesy! Sebulba: "GASP" Carloss
| Sebulba :Red's faster Anarchy:When I grow up, Im gonna havea Red light sevver! Derek
| Anarchy: Yipee! The Great Wizzard
| Sebulba: Hey kid! Which way to the Episode 2 auditions? The Great Wizzard
| Sebulba: Quit tailgating!! Sophie
| Sebulba: Bar Bar Jinx is your mechanic ?! Har, har, har,... Jim McNamara
| Anarchy: Shouldn't you keep your eyes on the road? Jim McNamara
| Anarchy: I can't lose! I'm cute! John Lang
| Sebulba: Watch out....my dust might give you asthma! Francis Miranda
| Anarchy: I break for pods. Francis Miranda
| Anarchy: Can you tell me the directions to the nearest McJabba? Jim McNamara
| Anarchy: I'm getting a case of shuttlepod rage. MindMelda
| Anarchy:Just wait til I grow up, you'll be sorry! Jim McNamara
| Anarchy:Hey! Sebulba: So what're you gonna do? Blow up my planet?
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