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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip The Redeye Council audition! This week features the Sev Wars scene where the Redeye Council give Anarchy Flyswatter a job interview... 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. The winning punchline was written by Bill Harris. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all the Toonzone competitions. Kristina
| You at McDonalds worked I see, hired you are! Menolly
| No, No, No!!! You cant be a redeye just for the cool outfit!! gomer_gopher
| "Allright,who put a whoopee cushion on my chair? Seeker
| "With hands" is not correct answer to "How feel you?" Tomi Mäntylä
| Nothing good come will if understand me you don't. dettus
| No, I never met Ernie and Bert... Dryad47
| Yes, I do think basic black will suit you Andy
| and we have comprehensive medical coverage Cordavin Lon
| Why want you to know if black part of dress code is? S'Eleene Paris
| Luke, we told you to use the force, not to force it! Krinsh
| Scratchy voices, bad costumes - these are the path to the darkside. ReaperDave
| There is a disturbance in the merchandise... Becca
| Hmm......why don't you get a paper round instead Ide Cyan
| This is what 900 years of Force-use does to humans. Still want in? RainStrom
| Okay, which one of us three is real? Griffin
| No. The Farce shall be your inhaler. Griffin
| Redeye brand robes must you wear. Not this armour you speak of. DragonLady
| Right size clothes... yes, hmmm, we share? Quip
| Resume's fine it is, but "Future Dark Lords" for we have openings none! me
| oh great even HE'S taller than me me
| ANICAN!you got some splanin' to do Andrew Perry
| Final question this is: James Earl Jones impression, can you do? Andrew Perry
| And the final question: What do you think of black armour? Andrew Perry
| OK, here's the deal. You stop saying "YIPEEE" and we give you the job. Sia
| What's the matter kid? Haven't you seen a short green guy before? Paul Villamil
| You want to be a Jedi....my feet to touch the ground I want! Nodrog
| Many things seperate you from becoming a Red-eye master. First, there's all that hair... Hanover Fisk
| Cute kid. Kill him. Miss Holly
| No,your asthma shouldn't pose any problems. Griffin
| Many things does it take to be a Redeye: Disipline, concentration, and above all less hair! Jeff
| Give you Sith lightsaber I will. Get armour you must. Harry Hazeel
| Give me your hair, then Redeye you become! Jdla
| Jedi's don't have a junior soccer league, sorry. mghint
| There can be only one...Short Redeye that is... Peter
| No, you can not become a redeye warrior, however, I am doing another episode of Sesame Street you can join me on. §evqui§
| Feeling I have about you. Bad it is! MindMelda
| Much anger I sense in him, cuteness will not last! Tom Hyde
| Wax on, wax off. now you try it. Q
| Suprised you are that puppet talk back? Qui-Gone Gin
| No, Muppet show this is not! Lily
| First rule of the Redeye, dating of older women can you not. Nodrog
| Become powerful in the force you will. Lose your hair, you must. Mark
| Farce I sense you have. Bath I sense you need! Mark
| Too old you are. In womb, training Redeye start. Nodrog
| I got in before they established the minimum height requirement. Hiergargo
| Attention to me pay you must! Attention to actor behind chair pay not! John Fallon
| Young redeye must make beds, mow lawns, wash dishes and eat vegetables. You still want in ? John Fallon
| And that's where little redeyes come from. ShaneS
| No, you can't wear cool black armour. David D
| Normal you look, a Jedi deformed he must be Derek
| How are you at Gunkan slaying? TBone
| Boy not be a Redeye until ears grow, yes. spooky
| before my training, like you I looked. Griffin
| If senile I was not, use my light saber on you I would! Q
| Too cute is he, a helmet he must wear! Q
| When 900 years old you reach smell as good you will not!!! T'Rowa
| Too small he is. Throw him back and for next year wait. Q
| Why walk with that funny shadow you do? Qui-Gone Gin
| Incident with lightsaber had you too? Gspender
| I'm sorry; the position of Normal Looking Human is allready filled. Gspender
| And now, let us commence with the ceremonial RedEye initiation jig! Gspender
| I see. And how many Sith lords have you slain to date? NovaFlash (DUM)
| Salary!? No, paid you get not! Sean
| I like you kid ,you're at my level! Jen the jumping quean II
| Tell you this I will, Bad acting leeds to the dork side it will. alien_buff
| I was once like you, But the Force made me The handsome creature you see now Alejandro Lee
| 'How feel me?'? Inanimate object I am! Alejandro Lee
| Much hair you have- clogs wisdom it will. Derek
| Be willing would you to long hours work being paid not? Pearl
| Looking at my ears you are! Confess! Riff
| Make me lose my hair, this boy will. MindMelda
| Talk funny I do not! MindMelda
| Rid us of the Curse of Bar Bar and Redeye we will make you! MindMelda
| The Farce is strong with this one, or my feet it is? MindMelda
| No openings do we have for Evil Darklord! MindMelda
| The light sever you must use to trim my toenails, then a Redeye you will be! sess-pity
| I sence the force is.... Oh, who am I fooling? sess-pity
| You guess my age right, and we count you in. Haathi
| Talk to the feet. gunnar
| Not call us, call you we will! mgeoffrey
| Don't mind those two. They've been in a Staring contest since the Federation has formed. mgeoffrey
| To be as wise as us, you must first loose all your hair. MindMelda
| Breathes strangely does this one! MindMelda
| Feet smell like swamp he says, no training for this one! JeffQuest
| Cheating on your homework will lead to the dark side JeffQuest
| I don't care how strong the force is, you can't use the bathroom right now Corsair
| Rule 1: Chewing gum while using Farce not permitted. Morgan
| I sense much Asthma in you, an inhaler get you must. ScottE Bemeup
| Short like me, you are. In you are. Morgan
| If a redeye you are to become, then cuter than me you must not be. Morgan
| To be a redeye, big long dressing gown must you have. Morgan
| Comfy bean bag , earn it you must. Morgan
| I sense much hair on you. Haathi
| Boredom leads to comic relief. Comic relief leads to Bar Bar. Bar Bar leads to suffering... Morgan
| To becpme a redeye, gather weed from swamp, and roll your own you must first learn. Haathi
| If "Chosen One" you are, Miss Piggy I am! Morgan
| A Redeye you wish to become, then trim my toenails you must. gD
| Hmm, much fear in him I sense, probably muppet appearance is causing it we think. Shlamko
| Funny helmet you'll wear, hmm? John Lang
| Why do I see the color black in your future? John Lang
| I think Gaby Cook is a little too young for you to date just yet. Quip
| No, job perques don't include a company racing-pod! Shawn McNiel
| Puppet am I, and better actor too. Quip
| Using the farce to pick my pocket ain't gonna score you any points, kid! Jim McNamara
| Why did you put "evil warlord" under "career ambitions" in your resume? Mark
| About this bad feelings I have. John Lang
| Asthma, kid? Cordavin Lon
| Train him I will, if kill the Gungan he does. Elim
| Can't Redeye you be! Ears too small are yours. JC
| At last, Redeye shorter than me we find!
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