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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Everyone hates Bar Bar Jinx! This comic strip wonders why Bar Bar Jinx is so hated, even his own people can't stand to be around him! 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. The winning punchline was written by Acid Warlord. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all the Toonzone competitions. Artimus
| Meesa no know. Messa just act like meesa self. Ray
| Mesa'd tell yousa, but den mesa hafta kill yousa. Quip
| Gas problem, bubble city-- yousa do da math! North Wind
| Mesa think you not be paying attention. André Gatien
| Has ya heard meesa speak!!!???!!! Sevanonymous
| Deesa says I hasa funny spek Danielle
| Meesa introducin' Macarena to Gunkans Bliss
| Mesa never shut upsa! Quip
| Pull Bar Bar's finger and hesa show you! Quip
| Jar Jar have gas problem, mesa SHOW you... 8 of 12
| Mesa no cwoss line, mesa fall over it! 8 of 12
| Ya gatta wive a widdle! Pearl
| Much bad stuff ahppens to mesa! Oh looky! Funny big fish! Jim McNamara
| Yousa not to bright, are you? Jim McNamara
| I turned to the annoying side of the Force Kalahari Karl
| Howsa meesa gonna know big gooberfish eata alla Gunkans? The Sisko
| Theysa wanta yoda accent. Mesa no yoday accent. MindMelda
| Boss say that mesa can live if mesa never talks again. Mesa couldn't do it. Jedi Knut
| Besidesa da obvious, yousa mean? Hiergargo
| Meesa plead da fifth amendment. John Lang
| Mesa eata lotsa baked beans! (PPPPT!) Exqeege me! Fizbop
| You knowa that button that says don't press. Well Meya pressed it. queen of the panzani
| you're the one with the Farce, you tell me! Shlamko
| Messa now know- messa perfecta! Trekmaster
| Why yousa guys talkin' to meesa so funny? Rose
| Meesa don't think they like my accent either! JW
| Meesa can't speek goo' Engwish.... Captin
| All meesa did was trip over one lousy power cable....... Flashdancer
| Yousa gonna find out soon! Kalahari Karl
| Meesa tired a speekin' funny! Jedi Knut
| Besides da obvious yousa mean? Jedi Knut
| Meesa not sure---theysa speaken all funny when theysa told me! darth simpson
| Bosses wife thinks meesa bombad frenchkisser Murdoc
| Meesa really wanted to direct. Ross R. Vincent
| Meesa keep say "Maysa the Forcea be Witha Youse" Koen V.
| how wude, meesa just not welcome 24/7
| Mesa no know - but me got baaaaaad feelin' bout it! 24/7
| Mesa not just bug purists, mesa bug whole Universe! Aubri
| Theysa thought Meesa stereotype! CinderK
| Meesa keep bringin strange visitors. CinderK
| Meesa stand next to Boss Nass...make him look fat. CinderK
| Meesa steppin on too many ears and eyes. CinderK
| Meesa poppin bubble domes. Justin Allen
| even meesa' peoples hate meesa too Nodrog
| Imagine howsa annoying mesa is to people who can understand mesa! Nodrog
| Mesa able to talk them out of execution. Nodrog
| Wesa no have 'Justifiable homicide', else mesa be doing long sleap now. Nodrog
| Yousa gotsa couple years free? Haathi
| Well, my dear chap, all of my troubles started after I returned from studying abroad... Haathi
| Gunkans have bad feelings about mesa. Haathi
| Mesa put the "gunk" in Gunkan. Haathi
| Mesa Shakespearian. To besa or not to besa. Dat maxibig question. Derek
| Hava you met meesa? Raven
| Noonesa undsadansa mesa. Me!
| Boss no like woopee cushion. Avenger CO
| I dunno. Maybe it's that fake accent? MindMelda
| Mesa made everyone's ears bleed with all mesa whining! Raptor1
| Yousa been with mesa this long and yousa still don't know? The Crazy Zonie
| Yousa should talka lika dis, and sees if yousa not banished M
| Well old chap I started to talk like this and well you know the rest Ohh and never start a sentence with Why Darth Daver (aka Agent-D)
| Mesa got a low attention spa- ohsa, a fishise FD
| Mesa drop electric ball on Boss Nassa's head. Other little things too. FD
| Mesa have little bitta speech impediment. Sevanonymous
| De Gunkans says I spek wita funny aksenty. Nobody
| Itsa helpen de plotsline Isa thinkin. Nobody
| Mees nos understanden whats theys sayins, sos Is nots be knowin! Kalahari Karl
| Mesah no exiled. Mesah leave when Big Boss splatter all over me. Mesah tired of de-sliming after audience with Boss Nass. CmdrChang
| Many mesa ask such questions, few like my ansa! Kris
| Mesa people thinka me a bad influence. ScottE Bemeup
| Meesa set fire to city. Not know how it happened underwater. ScottE Bemeup
| Meesa told the king heesa had fish lips. ScottE Bemeup
| Mesa too sexy for my shirt. Bob Clemmons
| Yousa need Bar Bar draw yousa picture Braid boy? T'Rowa
| Meesa no can drive, meesa no can swim, meesa no can shoot, meesa no funny...yousa need more reasons? T'Rowa
| Because meesa butt-ugly. chris
| Meesa drives the specch therapists crazy! John Lang (That's real bad!)
| Mesa love Earwax. John Lang
| Mesa ask "WHY?" Enrage RRAW. John Lang
| Mesa stinka like poo-poo. Francis Miranda
| The power to annoyeth makes mesa not intelligent. Francis Miranda
| Mesa too ugly even for a gunkan. MindMelda
| Mesa French-kiss everyone! MindMelda
| Yousa don't need the Farce to knowsa that! MindMelda
| Mesa big pain in da rear! 24/7
| Mesa only one bein' an haction figure!!! 24/7
| Mesa naa wanna tark abot it! The Great Wizzard
| Meesa asked for subtitles. The Great Wizzard
| Meesa nosa understand yousa way o'talking. The Great Wizzard
| Howsa meesa should knowsa hole in dome no good? Haathi
| Mesa too cutesy for mesa own good. Haathi
| Mesa annoying. Yousa no notice? Haathi
| Mesa boom da gasser. Biiiig gasser. Haathi
| All mesa do was turn off forcefield. Like this... The Great Wizzard
| Meesa annoying, coward, stupid, clumsy, idiot, fool, sissy, chicken, afraid, frightened. That no reason, but meesa talk too much. The Great Wizzard
| Meesa no use. Yousa find out soon. Shlamko
| Messa shot the sherif, but messa didn'a shot the deputia! Petzi
| Sometimes I have this cruel speech defect, and talk like you. Natalie
| Mesa no read da sign say "DO NOT PULL THE PLUG OUT" The Great Wizzard
| Meesa bettah action figure than Leader! The Great Wizzard
| Yousa first tolerate meesa five minutes. Joona Palaste
| Dem Gunkans, theysa no likea Hippie look any more. Jim McNamara
| So, yousa deaf AND blind? Jim McNamara
| Mesa bring down movie reviews by one star! Quip
| Bar Bar not exiled, Bar Bar graduate from annoying school! Quip
| Alla Gunkans annoying, but Bar Bar overqualified! Quip
| Bar Bar not keep a civil tongue in his head! Quip
| Yousa not knowa already? 8 of 12
| Da Boss no liken Gunkans getting frisky wid da daughta! JC
| Mesa no biased. Mesa annoy everyone!
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