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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Morwen. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Erik Hollender
| Gee, now I gotta babysit the dark side. Erik Hollender
| Glad I don't have to worry about him for 2 more movies. Erik Hollender
| I bet he'll never make it past episode 1. Tribbles
| Use the Farce, Anarchy. Let go. You can let go now. Let go of the hand... Harry Hazeel
| "I see you immortalised as a plastic figure". The irrepressible Zordauch
| I can see that this blond kid is going to be Dork Lord of the Sift. And I, a scottish hunk, am going to turn into a bearded british geezer. Ha ha! Mithandir
| You look better with the helmet Diana van der Pluijm
| Anarchy, eh? Well, what's in a name anyway? Karrde
| What an anticlimax... Sheldon Wilson
| Hey kid, have you ever seen a grown Jedi naked? Daria
| Franchise potential is strong in this one! Sarah Creen
| Impressive, most impressive....but you're not a Jedi yet. Jeroen Koorevaar
| Hi, do you like speederspotting? Corsair
| First Lesson, that sensation you're feeling is called Type-casting. mgeoffrey
| I like you kid. Now go fetch me my slippers and pipe. Daria
| Merchandising potential is NOT strong in this one. Daria
| This family is killing me already. Roget
| Don't fret. Your voice will get deeper as you get older. Brian Weatherill
| No, stupid. I start glowing in number 4! Demona Starling
| Try not to cause too much trouble kid. Londo Mollari
| Think whatever you want, Im not Alec Guiness!!! Kadiya
| This boy's going to give me a LOT of gray hairs... Ed Yost
| Sure, they start out cute. But when they grow up... Brian Harrigan
| Sorry I'm still in my bathrobe, I just woke up. CinderK
| And now the circle is just starting. CinderK
| I sense much hair on you. CinderK
| Every journey has a first step...so help me up. 6 of 20
| Call me crazy, but I don't like the tone of his voice. Has he been smoking? Spud
| You must learn the ways of the force if you are to come with me to Alderaan. Oh wrong movie. 6 of 20
| Cute kid. Evil, cruel, murderous, but definitely cute. Don Rae
| Don't let the other three movies discourage you, kid! Andy
| Welcome to franchise heaven, kid. BC
| Did it suddenly get dark in here? Mithandir
| Take a deep breath kid, I have a feeling you'll need it. Mithandir
| Breath mint ? Balaam
| He's but a learner! Balaam
| So this is the little boy that started the great big franchise. Darth Bern
| Be nice or I'll dump you in lava shortstuff redshirt ensign noname
| don't worry, we'll lose that old babbler Mandalore007
| Did anyone else hear that sudden "Bum bum bummmm" in the background? Raina K.
| You know, normally I pass the trainees on to Yoda But what the hell. Raina K.
| I'm very pleased to meet you, from a certain point of view. Ben Carafiol
| Kid...what's wrong with your shadow? Curt Easterwood
| Choose life. Choose a career. Choose a Jedi-mentor. Choose an apprentice. Choose a freaking big lightsaber. Choose bacta tanks, speeders, holo-tables and hyperdrives. Choose the Light-side, low anger, fear and aggression. Choose fixed smuggling runs. Choose a starter hut. Choose your allies. Choose robes and boots. Choose MTFBWY and wondering why the heck you are on Tattooine. Choose sitting on that seat in the Jedi counsel chamber listening to mind-numbing, spirit crushing old Jedi masters, stuffing dewback jerky into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable hut on a desert world, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, idealistic moisture farming brat you are training to replace yourself. Choose a circle that is now complete. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? Happydude
| Wear black. It brings out your eyes. brado
| balance the force, huh? you're kidding, right? really, where is he? The Baron
| If he's such a good kid, why are all my other pupils choking to death? Mr. ?
| And how much is your share of the action figure and t-shirt sales market? JTKirk
| Kid, I foresee a bright future for you... Meridian
| I'm Mouldy-Bun Balony, your only hope. BC
| Did it suddenly get darker in here? Admiral Dack
| Do you prefer light meat or dark meat, kid? Admiral Dack
| Some day we'll look back on this and laugh... Admiral Dack
| I am your father. Ha! Just kidding. Admiral Dack
| Hey, kid, you look harmless enough. Remind me later and I'll show you some really cool Jedi tricks. Dash Rendar
| THIS little squirts gonna kill me? I gotta reread my contract. Tim M.
| This is the LAST time I deal with a farmboy and his droid! Alicat
| You sound a little wheezy..you should get it checked out before it gets worse Angus McLaren
| Great, perhaps you can get that droid to give back my master card? Chop
| My Jedi powers tell me... your favourite colour is... black! Chop
| It's always the quiet ones you have to watch, isn't it? Chop
| Well lad, what do you want to be when you grow up?
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