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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Princess Leer's golden bikini. It's been requested many times so I'm finally drawing Princess Leer in possibly her most popular costume of the trilogy (it also helps me beef up the Rerun of the Redeye strips in my Sev Wars archive) If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all four Toonzone competitions. John Lang
| Leer: OK Jar-Jar Binks, you're next! Griffin
| Leer: When you altered my wardrobe you went too far! Griffin
| Flabba: I think we should explore new ways of livening up our relationship. Griffin
| Leer: I think this rage therapy is realy helping me work out some issues about my family! Philip Price
| Leer: That's for appearing in the prequels while I didn't! Quip
| Flabba: too much of the father in HER too! Krinsh
| Flabba: Awww man... this is a PG strip isn't it. Stephie
| Leer: And one and two and...feel the burn baby Banai
| Leer: No, I will not wear less clothes than you! Callisto the Unspeakable
| Flabba: Just because I dressed you like Lara Croft, it doesn't mean you have to act like her! JM
| Leer : Time for Tubby Bye-Bye JM
| Flabba: If you think this is kinky you should see the outakes Flashdancer
| Leer: What´s the farce against girl power? Flashdancer
| Leer: ATM2, clean up at aisle 5! Darth Tilden
| Leer: And I'm not going to do another swimsuit issue!! starpony
| Leer: That's for saying Fatt is cool! OBass Jim
| Leer:"For the last time Flabba, I do not belly dance!" Ian Paterson
| Flabba: NOW who's gonna take care of my goldfish? Bliss
| Leer: Oh no you don't! You won't run out on me like Ham did! Darth Clinton
| Leer: And if you tell me you're my father, you're going in that pit! Cmdr. Solomon
| Leer: And don't you ever EVER pick on my boyfriend...er brother again. J Racer
| Flabba: You might kill me now, but I'll return in the prequels! Jimmy "Da Man" Hewitt
| Flabba: First they break your heart...then they break your neck. Kalahari Karl
| Leer: Like father like daughter. Different method, same goal. ScottE Bemeup
| Flabba: Uncle, UNCLE! Cordavin Lon
| Flabba: What do you mean "Was I in Moby Dick?" !?!? Cordavin Lon
| Leer: Are you flammable? We've kinda been looking for a clean fuel source... Cordavin Lon
| Leer: It's a WHALE of a catch! She confidently reels the mass of blubber in toward shore... Oh! It's fighting! It's tugging against the line... Cordavin Lon
| Leer: How dare you ask my age, you lethargic mass of undulating blubber! Cordavin Lon
| Leer: You do not know the power of liposuction! MindMelda
| Flabba:All I said was A girl can never have too much cellulite for me, babe! John Zieman
| Flabba: I'm not fat, I'm bodily enhanced! Aubri
| Leer: Did I mention I'm related to Daft Vapor?? Matt McLaughlin
| Leer: I wanted to see a podrace!!!! Gregory Griffiths
| Leer: Eat my cinnamon buns, will you??!! T'Rowa
| Flabba: Note to self: Chicks do NOT dig golden binikis! Raven
| Leer: There's one for woman's rights, and minus one for alien rights! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Flabba: You are such a pain in the neck! Rebel Cause
| Leer: I find your lack of neck disturbing... Mark
| Leer: This frees me and, this gives me a total body workout! Mark
| Leer: Let me show you a move I learned from my father. Mark
| Leer: ATM2, come here and bring a ton of salt! Mark
| Flabba: I should have known interspecies dating would lead to this! Mark
| Flabba: If you don't mind, I'm trying to watch the show! evay
| Leer: THIS is for looking so obviously CGI in the restored Sev Wars! Jason
| Leer: This would be a lot easier if you had a neck! John Lang
| Flabba: I guess you can call this "Unchained Melody" Darth Binks
| Flabba: Ok! Ok! I did let your father win the pod race! Darth Binks
| Leer: "For the last time, you are NOT my brother!" Brian
| Flabba: I thought women's lib would be a long time from now in a galaxy far, far, away! Brian
| Flabba: The same thing happened when I made them wear skimpy T-shirts! Shlamko
| Leer: Rebels 1, slugs 0. Shlamko
| Flabba: I guess a lap dance is out of the question? Shlamko
| Leer: And this is for freezing my boyfriend! Jason Lima
| Leer: If I only had some salt with me now... 8 of 12
| Leer: Come on, sluggy, shake your groove thing! 8 of 12
| Leer: Don't even get me started on the ergonomics of this situation! 8 of 12
| Leer: Dress as the Bounty Hunter, Luke said. No risk at all, he said. 8 of 12
| Leer: Join the rebels, they said. It's a woman's life, they said. 8 of 12
| Leer: It would have been easier if you just gave me the key, but nooooo! RobRoy
| Leer: Make me wear off-the-rack trash, will you? jason koval
| Leer: "If you hit me in the butt with your tail again...." Hiergargo
| Flabba: Ooh! Feisty! Haathi
| Flabba: The irony of this is just killing me. Zavatar
| Flabba: talk about tough love! 8 of 12
| Leer: And if that stupid little things laughs one more time... John Fallon
| Leer:You think I'm rough - wait till my father finds out we've been going steady ! John Fallon
| Leer:DAMMIT, stop saying "Oooh kinky." !!! John Fallon
| Leer:My old man DOES NOT cheat at pod racing !! John Fallon
| Flabba:Does this mean the date's off ? ! John Fallon
| Flabba:Just what I always wanted - Jedi Barbie ! Helen Russell
| Flabba: "Just because I dressed you like Xena doesn't mean you have to act like her!" Jeroen
| Flabba: Thanks Leer, that chain has been stuck for two years! shlamko
| Leer: for the last time, you have no lap! Geo
| Leer:Now you're Banth Poodoo! e of PI
| Flabba: She should be thankfull she's wearing anything at all! Geo
| Flabba:I am not a fan of women's lib! smapt47
| Flabba: I wanted a choker, but this wasn't what I had in mind! Avenger CO
| Leer - This will tell you how it feels to be in something 2 sizes too small! Unka Woofie
| Flabba: If you don't want to play dress-up, just say so! Unka Woofie
| Flabba: Okay, okay - it *doesn't* make your butt look big! Unka Woofie
| Leer: Next time use mouthwash! Nodrog
| Flabba:I'm not being strangled, I'm drowning on my own drool. Nodrog
| Flabba:Come on, admit it... All you guys out there would have done the exact same thing! Darth Clinton
| Flabba: Note to Self: next time chain her to nearby post. Q
| Leer: When in doubt, slug it out!!! David D
| Flubba : Hey my sinuses are clearing up! Shane Vassar
| Leer: Let's see how YOU like being on the end of the chain... Mark
| Leer: Just wait until I tell my dad how you've treated me! Mark
| Leer: You know I look better in a one piece bathingsuit! spiffy
| Leer/Flabba:Leer--I told you underwire bras and dry heat do not make a good combination!!! Raven
| Leer: THAT ought to prevent you from appearing in the 7th movie. Mark
| Leer: So, you don't want to meet my father! Mark
| Flabba: Man! All my relationships seem to end this way! Mark
| Leer: Man, it is getting harder to walk you every day! Mark
| Flabba: Hey babe, our relationship is suffocating. I need some air! Mark
| Flabba: Can't we just be friends? Mark
| Leer: So, I'm not your first girlfriend! Mark
| Leer: This is for changing my hairstyle! Mark
| Flabba: Was it something I said? Mark
| Flabba: Oooo, that feels good! A little more to the left. Gspender
| Leer: Male Cheauvanist Slug! Gspender
| Flabba: If you stop right now... I'll let you eat one of my bug-fish Sevanonymous
| Leer: Suddenly Ham isn't looking too bad... Sevanonymous
| Flabba: So you'll *gack* call me? Sevanonymous
| Leer: This'll teach you to keep a choke-hold on your dancers! Corsair
| Flabba - Hey! Whatta ya complaining about? They had sexy outfits in Trek!! Corsair
| Flabba - Weight Discrimination! Weight Discrimination!! jdwiseman
| Flabba: But Leer...I am your father. jdwiseman
| Flabba: Uh, GASP...shoulda...stayed in shape! jdwiseman
| Flabba: Ah...I'm all choked up. jdwiseman
| Leer: Next time give me the chance to get a tan! jdwiseman
| Leea: Just be glad I don't SLUG you! DQuirk
| Flabba: "This isn't the kind of chain dancing I meant!" John Lang
| Leer: This is what I call a "slug-fest!" John Lang
| Leer: This is MY version of the Daft Vapor choking trick! Flashdancer
| Leer: Ham is MINE! Flashdancer
| Flabba: I wonder how Han could handle her. John Zieman
| Leer: Giddyap!! Francis Miranda
| Flabba: This sure beats ball room dancing! Francis Miranda
| Flabba: Bo shuda bikini? Francis Miranda
| Flabba: Does this mean that you won't marry me? Francis Miranda
| Flabba: There has to be a better way to slim. Ensign Dim
| Flabba: Are you sure this is how you do the Macarena? Brian
| Flabba: Hey, I'm not into that kind of stuff! The Great Wizzard of Oz
| Leer (singing): Ding-dong, the slug is dead! ScottE Bemeup
| Flabba: That's gonna leave a mark. ScottE Bemeup
| Flabba: I just love aggressive women. ScottE Bemeup
| Leer: Don't bother getting up. I'll let myself out. ScottE Bemeup
| Leer: It's not The Farce, but it works. ScottE Bemeup
| Leer: Consider this my resignation. Alicat
| Leer: Hey! Slow down slug guy! ScottE Bemeup
| Leer: You'll never touch my buns again. ScottE Bemeup
| Leer: Hold still while I get the salt. Rebel Cause
| Flabba: I have a bad feeling about this... ScottE Bemeup
| Flabba: Isn't this supposed to be a family film? Rebel Cause
| Flabba: You're deffinitley your father's daughter! Petzi
| Flabba: No chance, I don't marry you! The Great Wizzard
| Flabba (singing): Unchain my heart... 24/7
| Leer: Gold is SO eighties Flabba! 24/7
| Flabba: I'd say something witty but it's bound to be lost in the translation! 24/7
| Flabba: I love it when you get rough! The Great Wizzard
| Leer: You will not critizise my hairdos again! The Great Wizzard
| Leer: How many times do I have to remind you: I wanted a silver bikini! The Great Wizzard
| Flabba: Ok ok! I'll release Ham Slowmo! Shawn McNiel
| Leer- "All right, let's slug it out!" Shawn McNiel
| Leer- "Look me in the eye when you talk to me!" Shawn McNiel
| Flabba- "I am not a charm bracelet." Shawn McNiel
| Flabba- "Watch me do my Jerry Lewis imitation. Hey Laaaddyyyyyyyy!!!" Shawn McNiel
| Leer- "I said no tongue!" Shawn McNiel
| Flabba- "Okay, so Ham as a decoration was a bad idea." The Great Wizzard
| Leer: Didn't you know I started as a professional wrestler? Shawn McNiel
| Leer- "Don't forget to floss after every meal!"
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