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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Daft Vapor's hand chop. This week's 50th Sci-fi comic strip is a nostalgic remembrance of the very first Sev Wars comic strip, with a nice new one liner for Daft Vapor as he lovingly chops off his son's hand. Trivia and Nitpicks for this week: Well, I must confess, this is not one of my best drawn Sev Wars cartoons. Not only did I draw Daft Vapor in a fairly stiff and unfluid manner, I forgot to draw his cape! (and boy, did everyone let me know :-) If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition. This week's winning punchline was written by AndreaC. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winning punchlines of all four Toonzone competitions. J Racer
| Now you are truly my son. J Racer
| There! That oughta make up for 20-odd years without a good spanking! hogi
| Now you know, how Yoda got so small! Sah'aquiel
| Now I've cut your nails for you. Time for a haircut! gurglesplat
| It's all fun and games until someone loses a limb Justin Allen
| For the last time, stop picking your nose, or I'll cut the other one off too! Cordavin Lon
| You do not know the power of the prosthetic! André Gatien
| I always prefered the "hands off" approach. Lister
| Did you say 'Hand me my sever' or 'Sever me my hand'? Jedi Knut
| Son, there's something you should know... I'm not left handed... and neither are you! Quip
| Someday, son, you'll thank me! Sunspot
| cool hand, luke! danny
| It's all fun and intergalatic terrorism until someone loses a hand Quip
| I'm only doing this because I love you. Mike Wille
| NO, I will NOT talk to your hand! Big J
| Whoops ... well ... THAT will make it to the blooper reel! Slacker
| That's the last time you take out the landspeeder Philip Price
| Don't you make fun of my breathing again! Philip Price
| That's for looking nothing like me! Kris
| Keep your hands off daddy's stuff. Nodrog
| I'm sorry, son, but there was a problem when we were manufacturing you're action figure. This is the easiest way to handle the problem. ScottE Bemeup
| Now that's gonna leave a mark. Flashdancer
| See, THAT´S how to use a lightsaber John Fallon
| Ok, maybe NOW you'll stop sucking your thumb ! John Fallon
| I told you what would happen if you disobeyed the curfew ! C|-|@R|_0T@|\| C|-|@0§
| Ah, excellent!!! The first part for my new and improved body Dan
| Oh, "Talk to the Hand" was so 90's! Roget
| Originally, I wanted a right-hand man...but this will do... Kevin Warrington
| And that, son, is how you 'disarm' your oponent StarMan
| Now I can call you "Hand Solo" StarMan
| Touché! Gspender
| Ooh; that may not have been the best lead in to what I'm going to say next... jen
| "Son, you've lost your touch" Many
| Give me a hand to conquer the Galaxy! compgeek
| So you won't rule the universe with me? Then prepare to meet your room! John Lang
| Not wash your hands, eh? I'll teach you! Stefan E.
| Give me four, my son! Mithandir
| Raise hands all who are against the dark side Trek
| Yes i do this to all my kids! Its like marking my taritory! Trek
| Alright Mr' wise guy... lets see you use my chest phone now! Trek
| Lube would you pull your self together?! Lister
| A new feature for your action toy! John Fassbender
| Ah! I remember when I lost my first hand. Macbeth31
| High Five! Kris
| And this is for your mother walking out on me. Kris
| I'm still getting a Father's Day card right? Derek
| Modern Sith Lord Parenting Monthly prescribes tough love. s.
| I'm only doing this because i love you, my son. Ensign Dim
| Damn! Perhaps this isn't so good for trimming your fingernails... Ensign Dim
| I've decided against having you as my right-hand man. Quip
| NOW do you believe I'm your father? Quip
| Don't cry son, I'll get you one just like daddy's! Quip
| Teach you to disobey your parents! Quip
| All that money on piano lessons! Lily
| Let's all give Lube a big hand for the ham acting, people! Kennybob
| No great loss, it only had four digits to start with. Amanda
| I said "Hand it over," but you didn't listen... Michael Bunnell
| I'll just get that hangnail for you. Oh, GOD! Flashdancer
| When I say "hands down", then I mean it! Flashdancer
| Look, you can cut off a hand with it and it STILL remains sharp! Jaco
| Don't worry, it's not a vital organ!!! +PsychoPat+
| This little piggy went to market..... oops! Mark
| Do you need a hand? Mark
| You remind me of me at your age. Mark
| Son, this is tough love. Mark
| Did daddy make a boo-boo? Mark
| Get a grip on yourself! Mark
| I see your training was not complete. Alejandro Lee
| Left-handed with my eyes closed! Alejandro Lee
| Wait till you see the medical bill. Now THAT'S murder. Cmdr. Solomon
| This'll help you stop biting your nails. Cmdr. Solomon
| That'll teach you to date your sister! Alejandro Lee
| Work on that grip of yours. Kac
| Just think what I could do if I figured out that cheat mode for this thing.. KaC
| Choose the dark side, Lefty. Justin Allen
| I have to hand it to you son, you sure can't hold a sever to me! Justin Allen
| now when I say give me a hand, I mean it Justin Allen
| No need to applaud now, my son! Osprey
| I hope your ambidextrous. Kevin Warrington
| That could be a serious *hand*icap Kevin Warrington
| I've always been pretty handy with a light sever T'Rowa
| Child abuse my butt. When I was a kid, they hit us with lightsabers all the time, and we liked it! Siriusly not
| Another one for the collection Don Rae
| Sorry son, but I need the spare parts! FD
| I'm not letting you off with a mere SLAP on the wrist! Ratboy
| you scream like a girl Ratboy
| it seems like I now have the upper hand Ratboy
| tell me if this hurts Ratboy
| one down, one to go Bfoong
| Crap....I've just gave this movie an R rating! Brian
| Hey, we can't all be good parents! Kalahari Karl
| Gimme five! ScottE Bemeup
| Sorry. Were you using that? Starwoid
| missed that damn fly again! ScottE Bemeup
| I told you if you didn't cut those nails I would. ScottE Bemeup
| That's the last time you come to the table without washing your hands. ScottE Bemeup
| Spare the Sever, spoil the child. ScottE Bemeup
| I told you I hate shadow puppets. ScottE Bemeup
| Time for an off handed remark. John Lang
| This is for not sending me any "Happy Father's Day" cards! ScottE Bemeup
| Like father like son. ScottE Bemeup
| Look Ma, no hands! John Lang
| THAT'LL fix that hangnail! mgeoffrey
| Oh. put it on ice, and they can reattach it. mgeoffrey
| I told you not to move while I cut your hair. mgeoffrey
| And this is the WRONG way to use a lightsevver. Nicodemus
| Falling to pieces, are we? Nicodemus
| Lefty, sorry, LUKE I am your father Corsair
| Hand today, Stump tomorrow... 8 of 12
| And yes, it can even cut limbs. 8 of 12
| Tired of dismembering loved ones with dull blades? Order the new lightsever! The Great Wizzard
| And now you're ready for the next level in our family's initiation ritual. Michael Shaw
| Oh stop complaining, it's only special effects Michael Shaw
| The wrist bone's connected to the arm bone. Not any more. Michael Shaw
| Don't expect to get things handed to you just because you're my son Michael Shaw
| Oops...can't see a thing in this mask The Great Wizzard
| Fine. Then you'll join me the Dork Side of the Farce body part by body part... Kurt
| Don't worry, it's a family tradition. blackadder
| This little piggy just got his hand chopped off! Mithandir
| You've got your father's hands ... mind if I take them back ? Mithandir
| It slices, it dices .... Mithandir
| Obi-wan has taught me better The Great Wizzard
| Let's see how they make THIS into your new action figure... The Great Wizzard
| At least I finally got that fly [BZZZ]... oh no! The Great Wizzard
| You'll never blow up my dud star again! Shawn McNiel
| What? It's your sister who's the Organdonor? The Great Wizzard
| (singing) I wanna hold your ha-a-a-and The Great Wizzard
| ...and then Mouldy-Bun did THIS... The Great Wizzard
| (singing) The wrist bone's connected to the arm bone... Shawn McNiel
| Who's the twisted freak now? 24/7
| Chip off the old block, eh? Norwegian Bajoran
| Hands off! Shawn McNiel
| Son, this hurts me, more than it hurts you. Shawn McNiel
| We Flyswatters are stern disciplinarians. The Terminating Wizzard
| Hasta la Vista, handy! JC
| You look like you need a hand.
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