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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip See Creepio in pieces! This week's Sev Wars strip unites the odd couple of scifidom with their usual bickering banter. See Creepio (as in every movie) is literally falling to pieces. If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Da Chief
| Oh, shut up, even Stormbloopers hit things every once in a while. Corsair
| You just wait until I pull together Treklin
| Next time you want to know somebody's weight, ATM2, YOU can ask them! Cyber-Garfield
| If you tell me to break a leg again, I'll dismantle you John Fallon
| No, this wasn't caused by the Y2K bug ! FD
| No, I do NOT fall apart at the first sign of trouble!!! The Rainbow Lorikeet
| Do you want a piece of me? Do you, Do you? The Rainbow Lorikeet
| I am NOT getting carried away...oh, yes, most amusing. Possum
| No, the 'Roid backpack is NOT the latest Wackiee fashion accessory! Raptor 1
| NEVER play with a thermal detonator!!! 8 of 12
| Thank god for lifetime warrenty! Dave Clark
| You think YOU have problems? The static electricity is wreaking utter havoc on my sensitive circuits! David D
| He wants to know if we're there yet? David D
| No I am not a merchandised backback Potswilly
| Kiss my gold-plated butt! Avenger CO
| No! I did not forget to let the wookie win! The Crazy Zonie
| No, you may not "Pull my leg!" Oscar van Duijn
| Oh put a bolt in it! Darth Clinton
| At least I won't be serving cocktails in Episode 6! John Fallon
| Just remember, in the next film, it's YOUR turn to get shot ! John Fallon
| No, I will not start singing "The ankle bone's connected to the foot bone.."! John Fallon
| Yes this is probably a typical Skywalker family reunion. John Fallon
| well of course I'm falling to bits, i was built by a nine year old! John Lang
| Now don't you go falling apart on me! Avenger CO
| No, it's NOT a scavenger hunt! Tear-up14
| WHAT?!?!?!? How dare you compare me to that clumsy Gungan!!!!! John Lang
| Anakin used inferior parts I guess. John Lang
| What happened? My warranty expired! Harry Hazeel
| Th first time a Stormblooper aims well, and he hits me! joerg
| The Wookiee had to sneeze. joerg
| No, I thought it was a good idea to save two digits in the date. Cordavin Lon
| News flash: Episode VI: You get shot, I get worshipped by a race of short, fuzzy people. HA! Cordavin Lon
| So I'm not Woo-2-kie compliant! Sue me! Cordavin Lon
| I haven't been so humiliated since everyone saw me naked in episode I !!! Cordavin Lon
| Help me! His indigenous lifeforms are migrating! Tear-up14
| Take it easy on me!!! I had to do episode 1 nude Yankee Kiwi
| Any more puns about "going to pieces" you motorized dustbin, and you'll be making a personal acquaintance with a garbage crusher! Sheseala
| Hold the lightsever, you said.... It's on safety, you said.... Darth Clinton
| Could somebody please brain ATM2 with one of my limbs? Gregory Griffiths
| Don't you call ME a scrapheap, you overwheight blob of grease! Darth Clinton
| I'd say 'go pick on someone your own size', but unfortunately I AM your size! Darth Clinton
| It's not nice to mock disabled people! Quip
| I STILL say she shoots like a girl! Jean-Pierre Sirois
| For the last time : NO ! You can't recycle me into a gold watch... PeteMan
| "Pull yourself together?" Oh, THAT'S original! mgeoffrey
| I suppose it's better than when I had no outer casing. F.Mad
| Yes, I do need a tune up! Stalemate
| Yeah!! Well, bleep bloopity blop to you to!!! Gryffen
| No, I can not "lend you a hand" Harry Hazeel
| Next time ATM2, tell the wookie not to use me as a sheild. Riff
| What did you expect? I was built by a nine-year-old! KaC
| Fine, ask the princess to shoot you, but she won't carry you! The Chia Rhino
| What do you mean I look better this way??? Cordavin Lon
| Oh go stick your finger in an electric socket! .... Wait... Tear-up14
| Oh, go jump in a Sarlaac Pit Tear-up14
| At least I'm better than a rollerblading piece of scrap metal Tear-up14
| I'm not angry at YOU!!!! it's just that wookie hair is extremely ichy Tear-up14
| When I get my hands on you, you ain't repairing any more ships for a LONG time Tear-up14
| What the heck ARE you saying? Tear-up14
| Bleep all you want, at least I don't have to walk anymore Tear-up14
| Don't you think you've tortured me enough with your popularity? Treklin
| Do you think he'd carry me if I was all in one piece? redshirt ensign noname
| i'd like to see how good you would look ripped apart Mark
| Keep that up and I'll encase you in cabonite you smelly, oversized glob of grease! Starbug
| My part's are showing? How rude. SuperHobo
| Same to you, sphere-head hungrymarmot
| When I get my legs reattached you'll be sorry you beeped that! Amy Dalla
| What! I am not shorter than you now, you hunk of tin! The Crazy Zonie
| I warned you about letting the wackie eat at the chili buffet last night. The Crazy Zonie
| Don't ask me how Wackies smell. My olfactory sensors quit working on Tatto-ing. Karen
| Oh, Bleep Bleep up your Bloopity Blop Flashdancer
| And the worst of all, I have a SPLITTING headache! starpony
| At least I have legs, you rollerskating trashcan! Strike Falcon
| What do you mean I'm missing a leg? Well find it, you hose-less shop-vac!!! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Your wild adventures cost me an arm and a leg, R2! Vul-canon
| How am I supposed to pull myself together without arms, you hunk of junk? John Lang
| I can't pull myself together you idiot! Flashdancer
| "Carry him in that basket, so you won´t get shot in the back!" Very funny, trash can! Flashdancer
| Allright, allright, three points for you... Flashdancer
| Well, it slices, it dices... Shlamko
| They came in peace. I went in pieces. Shlamko
| So I said "I come in piece"! One little typo! Shlamko
| No, I'm not making being naked a habit! Shlamko
| At least I wasn't eaten in a swamp! The Great Wizzard
| No more "I'll pull your finger" jokes please! Tom Hyde
| How can he get all of MY bugs out, when he can't even get them out of his own fur? Alyssa Powell
| Tie your own shoe laces you dense dustbuster!! Daki
| Easy for you to say we should all stay together. Joseph Landers
| "Hey rust-bucket, are you gonna help me or what!" Shlamko
| NEVER tell a woockie to get a haircut! Bill Harris
| "Don't lose my head"?!? That's the only part of me that's still attached!! Haathi
| No, I cannot "Do the hokey-pokey". The Pythonized Wizzard
| After he cut off my second leg we agreed to call it a draw. Haathi
| What do you mean, "Rust in Pieces"? Haathi
| I'd argue with you, but I don't have a leg to stand on. ScottE Bemeup
| Enough with the "Some Assembly Required" cracks. ScottE Bemeup
| Oh YEAH? Well say that again when I've got a foot to kick your tin tush, can-man. Harley CAt
| I'm watching Chewtobacca's back The Great Wizzard
| You "have a bad feeling about" me? That ain't funny! The Great Wizzard
| No I am not "Fully Functional" right now! 8 of 12
| Of course I let the wookie win! Why? Doqnach
| The next time you walk in front! The Great Wizzard
| The worst thing are those imaginary pains in my left foot. The Great Wizzard
| Actually, it's very simple: in the odd episodes, I get dismantled and in the even episodes you get shot. See ya in episode 6. Francis Miranda
| That's what you get when you hire a Wookie for your surgical needs! joerg
| Yes, I don't like the Pricess' new hair style as well. joerg
| Bring me to Daft Vapour. He will tell me "*I* am your father, See Creepio", and repair me joerg
| Next time, you let the Wookiee win the chess match! joerg
| I prefer being carried by Earwax. The Great Wizzard
| "Ask your creator for repair"? HE's responsible for that! joerg
| I can't understand you! My dictionary is stored in my left arm. joerg
| Good to know the audience won't under stand you ATM2, jokes about handicapped are *NOT* political correct. The Great Wizzard
| I'm the living proof that Stormbloopers CAN hit the broad side of a `roid. The Great Wizzard
| Don't tell me you had a bad time in the swamp. Just look at me!
| You "always knew I'd go to pieces someday"? Why, you little trashcan! Just wait until I get my hands on you! Er..... Just wait until I get my hands!!! The Great Wizzard
| She started to go berserk when a stormblooper shot one of her fingernails. The Great Wizzard
| Yes, he smells bad. But do I have a choice? JC
| Don't tell me not to fall apart, you glorified trash can!
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