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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Yada and lightsevers! Why does the greatest Redeye of them all, Yada, never use a lightsever? Is it because they're longer than him? Or perhaps he can't wrap his puppet hands around the handle? If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Evan Behar. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Annie
| Not dramatic is it, to wave in front of someone's ankles. Ramon Redondo
| Same reason stubby they call me. Robert
| Tempted to use it on you, might I would. RobRoy
| Old have I become. Forgetful and lightseverless. Namgubed the Merry Elf
| From sharp minds, pointy heads come. Hanover Fisk
| Accident had I. Business end, I forgot. Short I now. Tom Hyde
| More powerful than lightsever, my breath is. John Fallon
| After 900 years, not only speech go but also memory ! John Fallon
| This ain't no stick I'm leaning on , sonnyboy ! Cyber-Garfield
| Lightsevers my size, kids toys they be. Pointless Albatross
| Just out of interest, why does bad grammer indicate wisdom? JDSandara
| Evil twin in cave stole it. Brent
| Look as cute and cuddly, I would not! FD
| Had one I did, until expensive batteries became. FD
| Ignored it was by prop department. Ignore it you will also. FD
| Without a spaceship, batteries I cannot get. Extras have you? FD
| Stolen by some punk in a Death Star, it was. Seen it since, I have not. C Bemis
| When cut yourself in half, carry lightsever you do not. Warpmind de InzanE
| Took it from me by force, your father did. Heh, by force, get it? Hm? Marcus
| Done that, been there, I have, hmm Mark
| Sever you with a thought I can. Sheseala
| When your lightsaber slips, my size you will reach. Kerin Schiesser
| Criticize another knight's inadequacies the wise jedi does not! Kalahari Karl
| Ah, found yours in cereal box I see. joey santwan
| Battling knees you wish for me, hmm? Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Toy for novices a lightsever is. Namgubed the Merry Elf
| You I can beat with use of crutch only. Hobbes
| Still trying to master basic grammar, I am. Quip
| Don't know, never been attacked by tree! Jeroen
| Keep mistaking for electric toothbrush I do Cyber-Garfield
| Stolen was it, by man in a mask, black was the mask. Brian
| Why? Feel lucky, punk, do you? kevin
| Lightsevers lead to suffering... Jonas Ljungberg
| Small it was, missplace it i did. Kim
| My convoluted speech cut up enemies enough, hmmm? craig
| lightsevers do not make one tall! Kevin Warrington
| Do you see any Sith Lords around here? Brett
| When hand have you up rear, one thing only can you hold. Harry Hazeel
| Had accident, plastic surgeon not good. Harry Hazeel
| Wise I am, wish to keep my hand I do. Harry Hazeel
| Last time I tried, hernia I got. Harry Hazeel
| One hand on stick, other on lightsevver. Do well I would not. donald manson
| because i don't need a stupit plastic toy to defend myself. John Zieman
| Too dangerous for a redeye of my age... Ed
| When 2 feet tall you are, trip over it you do. jdwiseman
| Pick one up once I did try. But Ugly Stick it was. RainStrom
| Waiting for mail-order lightsevver I am. RainStrom
| Shapeless brown robe does much conceal. Puke
| Detailed puppet as that, I am not! Tear-up14
| Darth Maul took to make his twice size Daniv
| Rusted it is. Like stick it now looks Kevin Warrington
| What could I do with it, cut your feet off? Cordavin Lon
| I did, but make fun of me the bad guys did. Pink it was. 8 of 12
| Short curcuit, it did. Suitable for maintainence, humidity is not. Ilta
| Lost between couch cushions it is. Cordavin Lon
| Carry a lightsever I do. Keychain version I have. Roget
| Insecurities about manhood, have none I! traP
| My ally is the Farce. Nightlight need I not! traP
| Stole it, Vapor did traP
| Lent it to your father, I did. traP
| When arms so short you have, use lightsever you will not too. neilinoz
| Accident caused brain injury - made speech inverted hmmm? Darth Tilden
| Toy store out, it was KaC
| My ears I like. Blackganon
| Do flips I cannot; therefore, no point is there. JDSandara (oops, forgot Star Wars is not that old!)
| Computer generated I am not, special tricks can not do. Nintendo Guru
| Hard for puppeteers to hold, lightsever is. Powerlord
| Bad battery pack, it has. Sold it, I did. Nintendo Guru
| Pickpocketed it, your father did. JDSandara
| Once held wrong way. Why I am short, that is. Powerlord
| Too heavy it is, yes. Tip over I will, hmm? Nintendo Guru
| Swift am I. Bite your ankles I will! Mark
| Beginners lightservers for. C1ofUnknown
| Taller and heavier than I it is. Bliss
| Bad support it is. Burn through the ground it will. Sutak
| Never fight with a weapon taller than you are Alejandro Lee
| Have apprentices do fighting- who be puppet now? Alejandro Lee
| Only scared Javas I did. Alejandro Lee
| Many years ago Carpel-tunnel did strike. Petréa Mitchell
| Shaky hands I have; bad for my friends it would be. Petréa Mitchell
| Just for decoration, you think this walking stick is? 8 of 12
| Sweaty hands I have, yes. Messy it makes things. Artimus
| Used to I did. Not always this short I was. Darth Amada, the Sith formerly known as Darth Amy.
| When get into lightsevver fights did I, instead opponents, step on me they did, yes, heh!
| Need one I don't. Use words I do. Catie Bormann
| Ever wonder why short I am? Shlamko
| Why carry when you can talk others to death? Shlamko
| Bother why? Always losing redeyes are! Shlamko
| 800 years old you reach not if fighting you are, hum! John Lang
| I can only hit other people's kneecaps. Matthew D. Wilson
| Figure those newfangled things out, I never could. Matthew D. Wilson
| Too easy to cut off one's legs, it is. Matthew D. Wilson
| Used to, I did... careless I was... now short I am. Matthew D. Wilson
| Move spaceships with mind I can; why need I weapon? Matthew D. Wilson
| Bad accident many years ago... short I am because of that. Gobi Toby
| Lightsaber I need not to kick your butt. Strike Falcon
| Lightsever, I need not. Bite people's groins, I do!!! Yeeessss...... Strike Falcon
| Because a LIGHTsever to you is a HEAVYsever to me! Yeeesss.... evay
| Clumsy I am. Lop off my ears I would. evay
| Carry one I do. Hidden in my cane, it is. JDSandara
| Too small to fight am I. Tribbles
| When 900 years old you are, need something to boost your ego, you will not. Tribbles
| Stole it, your droid did. Want it back, I do. Now! Tribbles
| Dangerous it is. Cuts people in half it does, yes. Strike Falcon
| Plugged into the battery charger, it is. Yyeeessss.... Strike Falcon
| Poke someone's eyes out with that you can! Strike Falcon
| Club Vaper's knees with my cane, I did! Strike Falcon
| Wave cane at Dark Side and taunt is what I do. gog
| when you 500 year old, you able to power it up, thinks me not, hmm? Francis Miranda
| Who needs lightsever...when annoy people with upside down speech i do. Francis Miranda
| Travel light...i do. Francis Miranda
| Because size doesn't matter. Francis Miranda
| Lightsevers lead to merchandising opportunities. Merchandising opportunities lead to greed. Greed leads to shopping. Riff
| Yadda not need lightsever to kick little whine-boy's butt. Riff
| Enough special effects money spent on me already. Riff
| Best not to ignite electric rod in methane-filled swamp. The Pulp Fictious Wizzard
| Mace Windu it stole. To John Travolta he gave it. joerg
| After mushrooms I ate, logic went out. joerg
| 44 Magnum I prefer. joerg
| ahhh...errr..., not so much questions ask you should! The Great Wizzard
| Fancy glowing stick, ha! True Redeye Master not needs such gadgets! Brian
| Short enough already, I am! meggy eel
| Lent it to my good buddy Grover I did John Zieman
| Where left I it forgot I, hmm. ScottE Bemeup
| A lover, not a fighter, am I. Sashimi
| 1) Never use a lightsever, do I? With cane, Smack you upside the head, I will! 2) On Dagobah are hard to find, batteries! 3) Lucky, you are feeling, punk? 4) Swampland and electronic appliances, mix they do not! 5) Think, you do, that to Sith my hair did I lose? 6) Stolen, it was, by twin in cave of yours. Corsair
| Wet is this planet, rusted out it did. Corsair
| Primitive is this planet, batteries hard to come by. Corsair
| Walking stick I have, shinbones it break... Corsair
| Kiddie size they not make. Tom Hyde
| Much taller was I, until double light sever I found. Corsair
| Accident I have, short now I am. Corsair
| Trip over it, I do. FD
| If 2 feet tall YOU were, carry a huge Sever you would not! Petzi
| This swampland is, where batteries I should get? The Great Wizzard
| Chicks digged it. Literally. Forgotten where, senile I am. The Great Wizzard
| Cowardish foolish pacifist I am. What you think reason is for me hiding here? Daniel
| When live in swamp you do, have stainless steel you will not! RainStrom
| Fancy doodad had I, not wierd hermit would be! RainStrom
| Why think you so short am I? RainStrom
| Coming in my size they do not. RainStrom
| Why be needing fancy light when pepper spray one has? Daniel
| When lift ships I can, need lightsever I do not! Molokov
| Have your eye out, they would, hmm? The Great Wizzard
| Always carry I do. Walking stick worn out LightSevver is. JC
| How hold my walking stick then, hmm?
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