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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Mark. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Danielle
| 'Join the Impure, blow up the galaxy' lizzyc
| Haven't you every heard of the Famous Stormblooper Farms? J.R.
| I don't know, why don't you ask your father? Ron
| in a "specail edition" they can do everything... Pointless Albatross
| They managed to cross-breed a rabbit with a Michelin-man Mike McCormick
| Join the Impure, travel the galaxy, meet fascinating and unique species, and blow up their planets.
| The Impure is spreading the word that Daft Vapour is supermodel! Kieran
| He dropped the IQ requirements. PeteMan
| He bought them online at 'extras.com', of course! PeteMan
| All the Munchkins from 'Wizard of Oz' grew up, and needed work! _BHG_CRADOSSK
| Well they do get to wear these nifty outfits! Maddog
| They know women are suckers for a man in uniform Tim
| They're all really Rubble spies. Don't tell. Nodrog
| "What stormbloopers? That's the waiting line for Star Wars 2." Brian
| People will do anything for a free plastic suit! Brian
| We can't actually kill them. They're union! David Walker
| I guess they decided for Quantity, not Quality Deanna
| It's cheaper to buy in bulk. Darth Vid
| well, it all started with all those "be all you can be" t.v. comertials Kris
| These dumb questions are why I'm going to have a career after this and you won't. Sevanonymous
| It's easy to find help when skill isn't a requirement Mark
| "Get Jar Jar" recruitment posters. Darth Clinton
| Same place Queen Amidala shopped for her outfits Darth Clinton
| Gungan recruiters. People join just to shut 'em up. Puke
| Acting College. Pointless Albatross
| I dunno. Where do you get all your stupid questions from? Pointless Albatross
| The good ones require training from birth, but I think these are the 'just add armour' sort Pointless Albatross
| I understand your dad's quite a ladies man... Averagejoe
| The slogan 'Join the Impure or else' - I think that did it. Averagejoe
| Well you don't see welfare lines in the Impure anymore do you? John Lang
| Either the stork or the cabbage patch...didn't your mommy tell ya' that? Bill Harris
| Instant Stormbloopers. You just add water. Petréa Mitchell
| The question should be, where can *we* get some? 24/7
| Just shoot, kid, and don't get cocky! ScottE Bemeup
| Refugees of corporate downsizing. ScottE Bemeup
| Good men are hard to find. Bloopers are a dime a dozen. John Fallon
| "Work for the Dole Scheme", Kid ! Narina
| Mix and match body parts Michael Shaw
| The whitegoods department. redshirt ensign noname
| they're cheaper by bulk mADmARDAGAN
| How does any military get its volounteers? Rednecks who can't afford their own guns! Artimus
| Same place Lucas found you-the gutter. Sander Lenderink
| They must be recycling tin cans !!!! Ilta
| A photocopy machine gone terribly wrong. The Crazy Zonie
| Multi-million dollar ad campaign. Almost enlisted myself. Anthony
| Don't ask where, ask "Why" Reggie (OO7 Reg)
| Chicks DIG the suit! Jedi Vlloors
| They come with the armor. Shlamko
| Did you really believed you were the only one from a god-forgoten planet that wanted to have some action? 8 of 12
| You didn't pay attention in sex ed, did you? Eric Seynaeve
| Do you really think the clone war is over? soporific
| Their slogan is: "At least it's not red." Corey Hogan
| Yo Mama. Corey Hogan
| Hey, who DOESN'T want to be in a Sev Wars movie? Danielle
| He probably blew up their planet Danielle
| Oh great, what a time to explain about the birds and the stormbloopers Danielle
| Infomercials for meglomaniacs Galsan
| I guess they go bulk. Rug Man
| They get free cable in the helmets. Darth Tilden
| Copy and Paste. Robin
| They're the newest Chia-pet. risk one
| They don't. Everybody uses their uniforms as a disguise. Josh mace
| From extra pod racer parts Jocelyn
| It was either this or six stormblooopers who never missed. Slacker
| Smoke and mirrors. Darth Amy, Mrs. Darth Maul (haha)
| A few extras and a LARGE supply of bacta. Darth Amy, Mrs. Darth Maul (haha)
| I dunno, but the only reason they can afford so many is that they cut the budget on target practice. Amen Hotep VII
| What disgruntled postal worker would say "no" to a REAL gun? Pete Jespers
| Internet shopping Benjumanji
| You know those little figures you get in cereal packets...? 8 of 12
| you can get anything through the internet nowadays. Phil "RealmMan" Capps
| The recruitment posters claim it's a great way to meet women. Spacefrog
| You'd be amazed what they can do with chia pets these days. Alejandro Lee
| It's the plothole that keeps on giving, isn't it? reshirt ensign noname
| you'd be suprised what a bunch of kids would to for collage tuition reshirt ensign noname
| more importantly, WHY do they get all those stormbloopers reshirt ensign noname
| well, when 2 people love eachother very much... Alejandro Lee
| Their recruitment ads promise little training and early retirement. The Crazy Zonie
| Same guys. The hallways are circular. jdwiseman
| Finally, a "where" question. evay
| Same place Forager gets all their shuttles. The Chia Rhino
| They get melted down to make new ones! scifi1801a
| There's really only thirteen. They just run real fast and pull a LOT of overtime. Gregory Griffiths
| Where does Lucas get all these annoying kids? Gregory Griffiths
| They're the same ones all the time! With those uniform suits, who can tell the difference? Sutak
| OK. Let me tell you about the birds and the bees... Artimus
| You know the people who goof-off in school? Puke
| They all devoted their life to the Emporer after he killed Jar Jar in episode 2. Da Chief
| The real question is how do they teach them all to miss! Kris
| They grabbed them from the lines for the Franchise Menace. Haathi
| Why? Are you planning to order some for yourself? Haathi
| Minions of Evil 'R Us. Haathi
| They grow them. Like sea monkeys. Jdla
| There's always an endless supply of idiots to recruit! Warpmind de InzanE
| They labeled the recruitment office door "Gents". Colin
| Stormbloopers R Us... where you can get quality Stormbloopers at a fraction of the price. The Shoe
| Mommy Stormblooper, Daddy Stormblooper, and a large supply of Alcohol. Corsair
| Extras are Cheaper than Good Actors. Corsair
| Why do you think the Cologne Wars were fought? Corsair
| The Producer has Lots of Relatives... PCB
| I don't know. But they must be cheaper than the droids they had 50 years ago... 8 of 12
| I'm guessing wholesale distributers. 8 of 12
| They're fans who will do anything. flametop
| Birds and Bees, Luke.... flametop
| I don't know, but I'll but you're related to them, too..... Tom Hyde
| There's really only 5 or 6, we keep killing the same ones over and over. flametop
| Extended family members.... flametop
| Internet casting call.... ScottE Bemeup
| Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to make them die. ScottE Bemeup
| Superior photo copier technology. ScottE Bemeup
| Special Effects. They're all my cousin Irving. ScottE Bemeup
| Haven't you heard of the Clown Wars? Garibaldi
| CGIClones R Us Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
| Who cares? They're all nerfherders anyway Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
| They're just cardboard cutouts Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
| Great Dental Health plan Mgeoffrey
| Kid. Don't you see they are still in Diapers? Mgeoffrey
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