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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Brett. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. The Mad Josher
| You're lecturing me about style, Mrs. Cinnimon Buns? The Mad Josher
| You know, for someone who's planet is about to be vaporized, you're mighty full of yourself... mitch gillen
| flatulence will get you nowhere _BHG_CRADOSSK
| It is the smell of VICTORY ......that.and old OLD spice. Mark
| I prefer it to your reeking of Rebel Scum. Mark
| I'll be sure your next boyfriend is frozen for that remark. Osprey
| The smell of victory I think. Osprey
| We'll see how sweet you smell after a few days next to the garbage disposal. Pointless Albatross
| I think you'll find that's the cowpats attatched to your ears... Cuddles
| This is a Death Star, princess. Minty freshness is not a priority. Beth Berndt
| "That is just the smell of defeat...You'll get used to it, ha ha." Shaun Harris
| No, that's just your brother in the waste disposal. Darth Clinton
| Like your hair isn't visible froma parsec away! Targeter
| Get used to it! Think it smells good in a tiny cockpit with a sweaty smuggler and a wookie? CaptQuirk
| Hey! You don't smell so fresh yourself,babe! John Doe
| Flattery will get your planet destroyed Ed Linzer
| My STENCH! Honey, you should talk! Miss been tortured, beaten, and kept in a cell with no toilet or shower for three days. If you escaped, you'd have to hide in the garbage chute for us NOT to sniff you out! John Lang
| Daft Vapor runs this place like a "sweat shop" so.... Tim
| Actually, the trash compactors are backing up. Jim Bennett
| HEY! I shower twice a year whether I need it or not! Spudz
| No, thats the collective stench of 100,000 Stormbloopers who havn't changed their armour in 3 months. Spudz
| You noticed! I'm so flattered... Spudz
| Foul? I thought I smelled rather fruity! Cmdr. Solomon
| Actually that's the Storm Trooper. His Deodorant-support system has malfunctioned. Cmdr. Solomon
| *mumbles* Yeah well at least I'm not involved with members of my family. neilinoz
| It's "Obsession" for Megalomaniacs Pointless Albatross
| Great. Now I'll have to destroy something to feel better about myself. shlamko
| You know what they say- the bigger they are, the harder they foul. =/\= Char =/\=
| Oh yeah?! Well I knew when you were brought on board! I reconized your... foul... Hair Spray! Jeff Mulder
| It wasn't me..i swear..it's the guards...they don't change those suits..it gets funky in there.. Erik Hollender
| And I thought I smelled your delightfully pleasent smelling stench. Erik Hollender
| Evil dosn't bother with deoderant! Erik Hollender
| The smell of evil is entoxicateing, isn't it! Erik Hollender
| Princess Lear, I thought I recognised your hair's slight gravitational pull! Matt McLaughlin
| You just lost a homeworld, honey!!! Roget
| I will make sure your cell is near the garbage mashers! Christopher Michael
| I WAS only going to scorch your planet just a bit... But now it's personal! Roget
| You mean my "Eau de Wookie"? Roget
| Damn those Imperial onions! Griffin
| We are going to obliterate your home planet and your worried abot my personal hygene. Griffin
| What do you expect. We blew the entire Imperial budget on the laser cannon! Griffin
| This is why you shouldn't anger Daft Vapor! He has realy bad breath! flametop
| We're conserving water.... flametop
| I had to make sure the garbage chute was clear for your escape.... James
| Well... have you any idea how long it takes to unbutton these uniforms? Michael Shaw
| Not as though you could hear my approach with that hairdo. John Fallon
| Hey , they don't call us the Impure for nothing ! 8 of 12
| It's not the normal way of begging for mercy, but still... 8 of 12
| Nice negotiating skills. Jsantwan
| You're about to spend a couple days without changing, let's see how you smell. evay
| Look, sister, you don't criticize my cologne and I won't criticize your hairdo. Fair? 8 of 12
| Never take a holiday on Dagobah, princess. Alejandro Lee
| Want me to stop leaking gas- then name the system!! Alejandro Lee
| Since when did the British and toothpaste mix? RainStrom
| Not me, that Storm Trooper pulled sewer duty this morning. RainStrom
| Hey! Bad guys are SUPPOSED to smell bad! ShaneS
| I'm not the one who leaps into garbage chutes. ScottE Bemeup
| Resistance is futile. You will be asphyxiated. ShaneS
| You shouldn't say that to a man with a big battle station. ScottE Bemeup
| It's not me. The Guard isn't potty trained yet. ShaneS
| That's the smell of success, baby. ShaneS
| We can build a Death Star, but we can't find a deodourant that really works. ScottE Bemeup
| Wait'll you spend a night in Chez Trash Compactor. Matthew
| Ah, Princess Leer, I thought I saw your buns around... Tyria Sarkin
| Good. My new cologne is working. Daki
| I'm evil. Goes with the job. Daki
| That insult will cost you one planet. Namgubed the Merry Elf
| No, it's that rolling trash can that follows you around! Francis Miranda
| This isn't helping in my decision NOT to blow up your planet. Francis Miranda
| Charming...to the last roll. Chris
| My bowel problems are of no concern to YOU, princess. Garibaldi
| The superlaser is done, the indoor plumbing is not. Garibaldi
| Just wait till YOU'VE waded in the garbage smasher.. John Lang
| You might say you have a bad SMELLING about this. John lang
| On my home-world, that's a request for a date. John Lang
| Actually, it's Jar Jar Binks that you smell...that character stinks so bad -you can smell him from the prequels! John Lang
| That's not me..that's your hair spray! (cough cough) Brian
| anyone who works closely with Vapor perspires alot! U§§ ferryboat (~¿~)
| The empire doesn't believe in restrooms todd
| First that smelt it dealt it Brian
| And I'd know that stupid bun hairdo anywhere! Brian
| Sticks and stones will break my bones... but your planet is toast! Brian
| You see? Something IS more powerful than the Farce! Brian
| Well, anyone polite enough not to mention it doesn't get their planet vaporized! Christopher Michael
| You don't like my "Wackiee Musk" cologne? Riff
| It's this damned uniform; the material doesn't breathe! Riff
| Odd. I brush my teeth ... Riff
| I'm surprised you can smell anything besides hairspray! Riff
| I've had it ever since the cologne wars! Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
| You're smelling our Wackiee engineers Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree)
| Actually, that's the Stormtrooper with a "problem" over there. Mike McCormick
| It's no suprise you couldn't *hear* me. FD
| Yeah? Well, you should smell Daft Vapor's breath!
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