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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip The inexplicable popularity of Bubba Fatt! One of the rising yet unexpected stars of the original Star Wars trilogy was Boba Fett, who barely spoke a handful of lines in all three movies. Now we explain why such a minor character can rise to such prominence... If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Jor (the Wizard of Sha-ka-ree). You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. BlackOmen
| Hide your face.. and... viola ... you da man...!!! Brian
| He always gets his man... and 127 channels! Dave
| Maybe because he has a hood ornament for a helmet Dave
| Well, he did make it to Episode VI Dave
| Look at him, he's got every major movie channel you can think of Danielle
| Blubba Fatt - Galactic man of mystery Liam
| Well, do YOU have a cool jetpack!?! littlestar
| Because in Episode Two, he hunts down Jar Jar and slays him, that's why! Richard Mahr
| He's the only one ever making sarlacc burp Emmy
| I dunno, but I want his autograph Emmy
| because he was the only minor character that stood up to Vader and didnt end up holding his throat tattoo
| he never says anything,script writers love him. Diana van der Pluijm
| He always knows when to shut up. The Chia Rhino
| He's a walking swiss army knife, who wouldn't like him?? Spudz
| He's Ham Slowmo's father Spudz
| He's not afraid to wear his underwear on the outside RainStrom
| He wears his underwear on the outside of his clothing. Shane Vassar
| He's the only guy on the cast allowed to go without his pants Richard Willis
| I think he's got some dirt on George. Richard Willis
| He can aim, unliike the rest of us. Richard Willis
| Tall, Dark, and *he* hits what he shoots at. Carloss
| He picks up 24hr sports with that thing Unka Woofie
| He doesn't steal anybody's lines. jdwiseman
| I don't know. Maybe we should wear masks. Xayida, Lesbian Frenchmaid
| When less you talk, more popular you get! Gemini
| He's not. But do you want to tell him?! Riff
| He stole Batman's utility belt. Riff
| He kills people he can't even see! Roget
| Waninchico pavoo shaitani wanusco! Eh eh eh. Roget
| It's his chiselled good looks. redshirt endign noname
| he wears armor that actually works CyberCat
| Beats me. I'm still trying to figure out why everyone liked Daft Mall. Spudz
| You can see his underwear through that costume Gregory Griffiths
| Compared to you, he's popular! Gregory Griffiths
| My, my, my! Do I detect a note of jealousy in your voice? Gregory Griffiths
| Everyone wants to know what he looks like under that armor! Doug
| You ever look in a mirror? Chimerasame
| Grongk velh'arig dinquey worx albarch, woren bil. Eckthorwin, lu es lu. (subtitle: Dunno.) Alejandro Lee
| He's as violent as they get in PG movies. Jocelyn
| The chicks dig the underpants. Darth Clinton
| Quiet and mysterious. Total chick magnent. Darth Clinton
| Same reason Princess Leia's dress never gets dirty. Mike McCormick
| He aims to please. Slacker
| I want his PR guy! evay
| It's one of Lucas's kids under the helmet. evay
| Great agent. Daki
| They're still picking up the pieces of the last guy who asked that. CDR Soen
| He's the Anti-Jar Jar. RainStrom
| He could look like anything under there! RainStrom
| He goes to all the conventions. RainStrom
| There's a rumor going around that he's a she. RainStrom
| The guy's a walking sev logo! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| He doesn't have to spend five hours in make-up! Daniel R
| The mask makes the man. Slacker
| Strong silent type myth. JDSandara
| Some people just know how to accessorize. Shlamko
| He didn't say anything stupid yet! Nobody
| Women like the strong silent type and men want to be him. Brian
| It's gotta be the helmet. Brian
| He has no witty dialog, no bad hair, and if he's ugly, we don't have to see it! The Great Wizzard
| Without him, Ham Slowmo would've never stopped womanizing! Jay
| Question is: why are we so unpopular? Amen Hotep VII
| Helmets are considered very powerful in this series. Francis Miranda
| His action figure has more accessories than a swiss knife. The Great Wizzard
| Shut up and praise him! John Fallon
| He's the only bounty humter that accepts Visa and Mastercard. ScottE Bemeup
| His etchings collection. You should see what he does with carbonite. ScottE Bemeup
| Just don't challenge him to a game of tag. ScottE Bemeup
| He's really good at hide and seek. John Fallon
| It's the armour. Chicks dig the armour. ScottE Bemeup
| It's the twinkle in his eyes. ScottE Bemeup
| You always know where you stand with Blubba. Usually in carbonite. John Fallon
| Sure, YOU tell him you don't like him ! ScottE Bemeup
| With that outfit, a different actor can play him in every scene. ScottE Bemeup
| He's the strong silent type. ScottE Bemeup
| It must be his emotional soliliquies. ScottE Bemeup
| When it comes to bounty, he's the quicker picker upper. Dr. Rinjswand
| Same reason as Daft Mall: He doesn't confuse us with mindless space babble! FD
| YOU wouldn't understand, tentacle-brains John Lang
| He's in the "Yellow Pages" under "Bounty Hunters" John Lang
| When you've got Daft Vapor as your best friend, it's only a matter of time. JC
| He gets great reception.
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