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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Princess Leer's declaration of love! I thought it was time we came up with a more appropriate response for Ham Slowmo than "I know" (thus continuing my campaign to rewrite all the Star Wars movies). If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Darth Amy, universal bartender. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Michael
| Ewww Cooties! RainStrom
| Hey, if you love me, you gotta love the Rug over there too! PeteMan
| Great! Can you feed my Wackiee while I'm gone? John Lang
| Well now it's MY TURN to give you the "cold shoulder!" Quip
| If you think I'm cool NOW, just wait! Mark
| Ha! Next, you are going to tell me you're related to Daft! Mark
| Great. You're finally melting and I turn into ice! Mark
| Great babe! Get me a beer. 8 of 12
| It's just all about you, isn't it? Save me from the death star! Save me from the planet Hoth! What about my needs?! Pointless Albatross
| Not in front of your dad!... great, i'm doomed Wade S.
| Um. Yeah. Don't touch my stuff. Wade S.
| Of course you do, you're a woman. hteB
| I love you to, but I'm afraid I'll end up being a very boring date The Moaning Jedi
| Nod & smile. Nod & smile. That's it.....almost out of sight. schlomo
| So do I. If my hands weren't tied I'd hug myself. holynarf
| That doesn't explain why you frenched your brother. jason
| Duly noted... now about these handcuffs... jason
| Can you cook too? Tom Hyde
| I just can't get past your "I'd rather kiss a Wackie" line. 8 of 12
| who's da man? WHO'S DA MAN?! 8 of 12
| I'd watch it, the wookie's got a jealous streak a mile long! 8 of 12
| Take a ticket and get in line! Roget
| You like me! You really, really like me! Aubri
| Here's lookin' at you, kid. connie
| Your a day late and a dollar short toots. Radm Mata
| oh boy! I think I'm starting to get cold feet RavynPlume
| Well, it's official. We're carbonite dating. Riff
| You're just saying that 'cuz we're not related. Riff
| You had me at 'Hello'. Corsair
| Louder please, I can't hear you over the machinery. jdwiseman
| You and me both babe. Dath-Vid
| I swear I hardly know her chewtobacca Scotty
| I love you too....in fact I love all women! Daria
| Sorry, hon, but your family is far too cranky fro my taste. Daria
| If you truly love me, you'd switch places with me. Daria
| Of course you do. I'm the only possible love interest here anyway! Phil "RealmMan" Capps
| Your timing really stinks! Kris
| Sorry, I never date a girl who makes out with her brother. Brian
| Great. Is there anything you can do about your overprotective father? Your's truely!
| Hey, forget it! I just realized you're not a princess anymore since your planet blew up! Mark
| Oh great! This is an embarrassing position to be frozen in! Mark
| Yo, Darth! You hear that? In your face! FD
| I take it your father doesn't approve? Surianne
| I guess this isn't a good time to tell you that I'm your cousin? Spud
| I need a cold shower...Ooh, this'll do Brett
| It might take while for me to warm up to that idea Tom Hyde
| Please, Leer, not in front of the Sith. Shaun Harris
| Well gee whizz, that just makes everything better, doesn't it. Shane Vassar
| So do I, but remind me never to tick off your father! ScottE Bemeup
| I wish we could freeze this moment in time. ScottE Bemeup
| I could never marry a woman with pastries in her hair cyKey
| Sha-wing! cyKey
| Who's a scrufy looking nurf nerder now eh? Petzi
| You must. I'm the only one, which is not related to you. Petzi
| Wait 10 Minutes, I will be cooler than ever. neilinoz
| Who's the laser brain now? neilinoz
| If you love something let it go. If it defrosts, it is yours forever. Alejandro Lee
| So THAT'S why Daft is doing this to me! The Crazy Zonie
| I'm about to become a popsicle, and the ice princess warms up to me! The Chia Rhino
| With chest hair like mine, who wouldn't? KaC
| Me too, I have an ego the size of your hair. jdwiseman
| Watch out. Chewie gets jealous. Chimerasame
| I... line? sHolmes
| You wait until I'm about to be turned into pop art to tell me this? Daniel Särnblom
| I love you to, but when I kiss you its like kissing my sister Pointless Albatross
| Vader, baby? Could I have 15 more minutes? Alejandro Lee
| As a brother or as Lube? Alejandro Lee
| Hey Daft, got room to freeze two? flametop
| Shhh, not in front of the bad guys.... flametop
| Not to seem cold, but.... RainStrom
| Sorry, no free autographs. SuTaK
| Sorry...I'm after Mon Mothma! Matt Hester
| "What a coincidence, so do I." Agent-D
| Is it me, or is it cold in here? RainStrom
| Waiting until I'm tied up? Ooh, Kinky! RainStrom
| Chewie, give her a hug for me! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| You love men in handcuffs? Oh, behave! Doc
| I'd feel honoured but given that the other choices are your brother, two droids, a hairy beast and a guy who wears a mask... Shlamko
| And it took you two movies to realize it? Don Rae
| You and everyone else! Shlamko
| Take a number. Mouse - Jeffries tube32
| I'm not a good catch........my assets are about to be frozen!! Christopher
| Does your dad freeze all of your boyfriends this way? Christopher
| In front of your father? I'm blushing. joerg
| And I love golden bikinis.... Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Get in line Baby!!!!!! Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| I'm a little tied at the moment!! Francis Miranda
| I know this sounds stupid...but shut up and kiss me! The Great Wizzard
| Not in front of the Wackie! The Great Wizzard
| (thinking) last chance to say something good and memorable (loud) I know (thinking) D'Oh! Kerryn Finger
| Are you sure you're not my sister? Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| You wait until I've got my hands tied?!!!! JC
| I'd ask your father for your hand in marriage but I'm afraid he'd take me literally!
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