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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip The demise of Daft Mule! Some people accuse of the Phantom Menace of being too dry. I think what it needs is a few more Arnie style one liners - inappropriately placed in the middle of action scenes. Here was the Sevilian's chance to help rewrite the movie! If you want to use this comic strip on your own web site, just copy this HTML code and paste it into your website. You can use it freely in exchange for a link back to the Sci-Fi Competition. To add your web site to my list of Sci-Fi Publishers, just enter your web site in our entry form. 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Alejandro Lee. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Lurker24601
| Always two halves there are... Angu§ McLaren
| There's one for The Galaxy's Funniest Jedi Videos! Pointless Albatross
| At least the next one has the decency to wear a mask... Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| This is the Directors Cut!! Mouse - Jeffries tube 32
| Your not half as good as your master!! jobe
| I guess you won't be in episode two!!! Agent-D
| Got to teach Anakin this move sometime. Agent-D
| I chose not to choose DEATH! Agent-D
| ...and for my next trick. Daniel Särnblom
| Funny, I dont have a bad feeling about this Daniel R
| Who's having a bad feeling now, huh? G.B.A
| Splitting already? Amidala's evil twin Callisto
| Well, I'd love to help you pick up your pieces, but I got a brat to train, and a Gungan to slay... AverageJoe
| The force is with who, sucker? Carlos
| And one, and two, and bend, and swing! RobRoy
| It sure was nice halving you. =/\= Char =/\=
| Sorry to split and run! Niespetha
| Watch your head on the way down... joseph santwan
| United we stand, divided, well you know..... Wuzit2u
| You've got guts, I'll give you that... Darth Amy, queen of the hamsters!
| Oops, and I thought I set this thing to "stun!" Darth Amy, queen of the hamsters!
| Come on Mall, you're falling apart! Darth Amy, queen of the hamsters!
| Pull yourself together! Wuzit2u
| Cleanup in pit 4! ScottE BeMeUp
| Have you ever heard the phrase "Divide and Conquer"? ScottE BeMeUp
| You know, you're not half bad. ScottE BeMeUp
| You won't be bahhk. ScottE BeMeUp
| This film's climax is a two parter. Darth Tilden
| You'll never see ME go down like this. Molokov
| Hey George! Here's another entry for that 'Sev Wars: Incredible Cross Sections' book! Angu§ McLaren
| Don't get all cut up now! Carloss
| Well...Would you look at that! Anger does work! Carloss
| Pffff...One episode and he's falling apart at the seams! Mikkel Lodahl
| Let this be a lesson to kids everywhere: DON'T mess with the hero! Mike Marcum
| Come on, where's your guts?! Oops, never mind. The Lone Ewok
| You said take a little off the top, is this enough? btb
| Right. Anger works just fine for me. Janus
| Touche! Shaun Harris
| Keep away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho! happyDubo
| One small slash for jedi. One huge leap for the box office. Cyber-Garfield
| My name is Moldy-Bun Baloney, You killed my master prepare to die Cyber-Garfield
| Like a hot knife through butter Socke
| Shoot, that makes two of 'em! Cyber-Garfield
| No wonder your action figures are half price Wyv
| You dirty rat...you killed my master...you dirty rat! David C.
| Time for you to SPLIT braindead
| slice to meet you. andrew
| maybe you should put ice on that cyKey
| Villians, they just don't make em like they used to.
| It's all in the wrist! Jim
| Now, that was a short negotiation. Jim
| The backbone's disconected from the hipbone... Shlamko
| When I will get struck by a saber, I intend to vanish! Emmy
| that is for having the movie named after you instead of me Daria
| Just to make sure they won't resurect you for the next movie. Daria
| They don't make Siths as they used to! Roget
| Hope you're good at making ends meet. Roget
| So sorry you have to split so soon. Roget
| I'm good at making split decisions. Riff
| Parting is such sweet sorrow ... connie
| Pull yourself back together man, I want to do that again! A Spaced Teddy Bear
| I LOVE prequels, you know who's gonna live and who's gonna die. essayg
| Let this be a lesson. Never pick a fight with someone who appears in Episode 4! essayg
| Let's see George resurrect YOU for Episode 2. Mark
| This is going to cut short your career. Phil "RealmMan" Capps
| I also do circumcisions. Unka Woofie
| Time for you to split! Ben
| Obi-Wan one, baldie zero. Riff
| Have you lost weight? Shlamko
| Twice the Mule, twice the fun! Mike Marcum
| You look a bit detached. Shlamko
| It slices! It dices! It's the RedEye's Light Saber, only 20,000 midi-clorines! just
| Schwuuuung just
| and that's for being more popular then me. Ilana
| Suddenly, you're not half the Mule you used to be... RainStrom
| Are you feeling a bit drafty, Daft? RainStrom
| I just LOVE the sound this thing makes as it goes through a bad guy! RainStrom
| Sorry, but I gotta split now. RainStrom
| No Sequel for YOU! Tear-up14
| I have a bad feeling about........... wait a minute, I won!!!!!!!!! Tear-up14
| you think this is a spoiler? have you ever looked at the movie's soundtrack? Tear-up14
| P.U. and I thought you smelled bad on the outside Wuzit2u
| I'll cut you down to size... Wuzit2u
| Let's see what you're really made of... Francis Miranda
| That's it! We're breaking up! Alejandro Lee
| Well I'm off to make another 10 mil in Episode 2. Francis Miranda
| Look on the bright side. At least all your clothes will be 50% off! Francis Miranda
| How's this for cutting short negotiations? Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark. Namgubed the Merry Elf
| There can be Obi Wan! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Your shoe's untied. Gotcha! Hobbes
| "Bad feeling" this buddy! Namgubed the Merry Elf
| Daft Mule figures are half off at Toys "R" Us! The Moaning Jedi
| And I thought he had no back-bone. The Moaning Jedi
| And I thought he was gut-less. The Moaning Jedi
| That's gotta smart. Alejandro Lee
| You're terminated, nerf-herder! The Moaning Jedi
| Special effects is my ally!!! Doc
| Some people just can't hold it together! Bill Harris
| Attention K-Mart shoppers. Darth Maul is now 50% off. JDSandara
| You're half the man I am. JDSandara
| We just cut this movie short. Jay
| Mule, baby. Now's not the time to come apart! Don Rae
| You're it! Jay
| Next time use a bit more 'force' Don Rae
| Now THAT's an improvement! Don Rae
| Now you can grow a better looking face! Don Rae
| Damn. I have to fix that slice! Don Rae
| Two halves are better than one! joerg
| Seems you have a split personality now. Don Rae
| Halftime! Molokov
| Discount Special Today Only - Half Off! joerg
| I guess now you have a bad feeling (TM). jshap999
| It slices, it dices... jshap999
| I told you not to ask Lucus for a bigger slice. jshap999
| Timberrrr!!! littlestar
| "Suddenly...you're not half the man you used to be!" Joona Palaste
| You ain't half the Jedi I am. The Great Wizzard
| Who's da man? Who's da man? cykey
| Always two there are. Huh huh huh! cykey
| Pull yer self together man! 8 of 12
| And that's the end of that chapter. 8 of 12
| Yousa mean Daft Mule gonna die? 8 of 12
| Double forward flip with a touch of the force - didn't see that coming, did you? cykey
| I have a good feeling about this. The Great Wizzard
| I hope this'll push the sales for MY action figure! 8 of 12
| I Mauled you! 8 of 12
| Now I hope you get my POINT! Heh heh. I kill me. I kill you, know that I think of it! Hee hee hee! 8 of 12
| Now who has the bigger light sevver? 8 of 12
| I don't care where you come from, that's gotta hurt! 8 of 12
| You seem to be coming apart...
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