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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session. This week's winning punchline was written by Aura Thundera. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. RainStrom
| We're outnumbered, outmanuevered, and outside! gurglesplat
| I told you the bare midrib was a bad idea. RainStrom
| We can't exert ourselves in this armor without suffocating! Shifter
| "Confiscate their eucalyptus," you said. "They'll panic," you said. FD
| Yeah. Foam armor and water guns. Pointless Albatross
| It's difficult to aim below chest height in these suits Toad
| Never underestimate the power of being a "good guy." RobRoy
| They're smarter than the average bear. Colin
| Vaders off on one of his family reunions again. Wyvern
| Lasers dont appear until post production. Arrows and hatchets are for real. Stuart Groves
| "If you go out in the woods today..........." RainStrom
| Once we're knocked down, we're helpless! Pointless Albatross
| Well could you live with yourself if you killed one? Dave frayededge@ hotmail.com
| Just don't let them eat anything after midnight, or else you'll REALLY see something. 8 of 12
| Do you want to shoot Chewtobacca's kids? Maria Spano
| Basically, we're softies at heart! Alejandro Lee
| I'd hate to see what we lose to Episode VII. Alejandro Lee
| Why didn't WE bring a protocol droid along!? Aksunai
| It's those teeth! Ow! Those sharp, pointy (ow) teeth! Aura Thundera
| The kids would cry if we hurt them! RainStrom
| Uh, paper beats rock, rock beats laser pistols! jdwiseman
| I don't know. But it sure does tickle. Christopher Michael
| Could it be a metaphor for the inherent corruption and eventual decomposition of urbanized society to the natural world? Naw... John Fallon
| It's the Emperor I feel sory for, he's being attacked by B1 and B2 . Brian Kendall
| The emporer probably didn't foresee this coming! Brian Kendall
| You do know that we're wearing red shirts under it all? Daniel R
| Because they don't have to wear this stupid armor! Josh Brandon
| They outsell us in action figures. Aubri
| Come on, a whiney farmboy can beat us! Aubri
| They're evolved trubbles! 8 of 12
| I told them they shouldn't have painted the eyeholes black! Derek
| No one has the heart to shoot them. Carloss
| ewww...doggie breath! What did you eat??? Tyria Sarkin
| Yub yub...i mean...beats me. Mosaic
| Our armor is plastic and our guns don't aim! Efoeth
| They had to remove our brains to make these helmets fit! Efoeth
| They must have Growl Power! Riff
| Who knew that blasters couldn't penetrate fur? Riff
| Aww ... how could I blast anything that cute? Francis Miranda
| Nothing is worse than an Ewok in heat! Francis Miranda
| What do you expect from people whose only intelligent line is "Look sir, droids!" freilicher
| The Fur is with them. Tom Hyde
| Don't underestimate the power of the Furry Side. dettus
| They don't have to wear such clumsy helmets Tengu
| Because we couldn't hit the broad side of a star? p2
| the question is why do they get their own movie instead of us Petzi
| This is Chewtobacca - the next generation. The Great Wizzard
| We are Strombloopers. Getting beat up is part of the job. Petzi
| They are soo cute! Raptor
| Don't mind the holes in the story, mind the holes in your body! Shlamko
| They're infant wookies. Alejandro Lee
| M-must resist hugging it! Alejandro Lee
| What kind of franchise would this be if we just went postal on the good guys?? Bazza
| Because they didn't get their rabies shots Alejandro Lee
| Gotta give the kiddies out there SOME hope. Chimerasame
| The armor is plastic, the guns are fancy flashlights. You figure it out. Alejandro Lee
| Stormbloopers are only trained to fire three times and then die. Sci Fi Girl
| Because even we like them! The Great Wizzard
| Franchise potential is to strong in those ones. Petréa Mitchell
| We're no match for the softening power of Snuggle! Petréa Mitchell
| Our batteries weren't included. JC
| They have more spinoff potential!
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