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| Sev Wars: The Comic Strip Lube Flyswatter's father! Our first cartoon looks at the most pivotal moment (and most overacted - watch that scene carefully and try and tell me Luke doesn't look like a chipmunk) of the Star Wars trilogy- the revelation of Luke's father (if this information is a spoiler for you, you probably shouldn't be reading these strips). 
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| These comics are created from the winning entries of The Sci-Fi Competition - the winning punchline is chosen in the weekly IRC Judging Session (many thanks to Rik for running this week's session). This week's winning punchline was written by Brian (hmm, his powers extend even into the Sci-Fi Competition - Sevilians beware!) You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all four competitions. Mithandir
| oh great, now we'll need prequels to explain how THAT happened. Carlos
| You've taken this 'tough love' concept way too far. Charlie Princeton
| Spare the saber to spoil the child, huh Dad? R.C.C.
| Oh, talk to the hand! Roget
| Well, I'm stumped... Deanni
| I've got a bad feeling about this.... Caela
| I guess that would make the Emperor Uncle Palpy. Mike Wille
| First you cut off my hand, now you're trying to pull my leg. Astroism
| Jeez, couldn't you have used a belt or a wooden spoon or something instead Madmartigan
| I think you have me confused with R2. Madmartigan
| I got a bleeding stump here that says otherwise! Madmartigan
| I don't want any more hand-me-downs! Sweeney Todd
| No wonder I have such an affinity for droids and machines! Sweeney Todd
| Wow! You're pretty fly for a black guy! Quark
| If I come to the dark side, will you buy me a pony? Nicoli
| Great! Maybe you can cut me a deal on one of those cybernetic arms! alex
| So it was YOU who gave me such a stupid name. jen
| Gosh darnit!!! I bet YOU woulda let me go to Toschi Station to pick up the power converters!!! Daria
| So, they're turning 'Sev Wars' into another soap-opera... Bill Castner
| Child Abuse! Child Abuse! Madmartigan
| Talk about an offhand manner! Riff
| That's funny - you look more like my droid. kjr
| So that was "A firm slap on the wrist" was it? Don Rae
| Couldn't you have used a paddle instead? Roger Wilco
| Lemme guess: You want me for organ donor. JacZ
| I think I need therapy Roger Wilco
| So it was you who sent those black masks and helmets every birthday... Corsair
| I'm sorry dad! It was me who dented your TIED Fighter. Carl Kramer
| Cool, can I borrow the keys to the EXECUTOR? Madmartigan
| Am I glad all YOUR genes are recessive! Chop
| That explains why you always embarrass me in front of my friends TJewell
| Whoa! The family therapy sessions are gonna be rough! Brian
| Don't expect me to shake your hand. Christopher
| You were supposed to make me cry "uncle!" Susan & Christopher
| Next you'll be telling me I'm in love with my sister! gingi
| Oh good, I need a blood transfusion. Christopher
| ...and I'm in love with my sister. Do I ever need counselling Christopher
| I'm hoping you meant ADOPTIVE father Francis Miranda
| How on earth did my mother fall for you? Francis Miranda
| So what are you going to do? Ground me? Wendy
| I wouldn't count on a Father's Day card this year. Scarlet Vandal
| I've heard of "spare the rod" but this is ridiculous! JC
| I don't care for your "hands off" parenting approach!
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