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| Other Punchlines | ||
 Mike Howell | To protect your career--how is it, anyway? | ||
Allronix | The worst oil spill since Exxon Valdez | ||
Allronix | You and Worf had a date scheduled - it happens to all his girlfriends | ||
Maje Culluh | When you get down to it, you're just the head redshirt | ||
Ego Atenji | (Why:) Because there's just to many insecure males out there. | ||
Mr. Matt | You know that episode is available on video, right? | ||
Mr. Matt | When I said last call, I meant it. | ||
Doodle | T: why did i die? G: so they could pay my salary! | ||
CArlos A. | By a thing that was tarred but not feathered | ||
TotallyMAD | It doesn't suit you. Try being a brunette. | ||
| Well, this big blob of motor oil had a glob of goo with your name on it.... | ||
Pau Lund | "Alien mud wrestling" | ||
Jared | A Klingoff was a more logical choice for a security chief | ||
Michael | We all got sick and tarred of you. | ||
MindMelda | Let's just say that black wasn't your color. | ||
DrLessa | Ever heard of an old earth movie Creature form the Black lagoon....... | ||
Mark | A terminal case of "ratings boosteritus." | ||
frosthsky | I dont' know, but it sure boosted ratings | ||
Jerboa | They oiled you up and you slipped right out. | ||
Manetheren | If you stick around long enough you'll be able to catch the reruns. | ||
J D | Forget that, why do I have a pizza box on my head? | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | Same way every main character dies...you demanded a cut of the profits. | ||
Richard Pope | No reason, stuff just happens | ||
Matt Paulson | Remember that Q guy? Wasn't him | ||
Tom Martin | (How...?) "...and up from the ground came'ah Bubblin' Crude... Evil, that is... | ||
Mark Vaughan | Let me give you a hint--it's big, black, and has an attitude and I ain't talkin' about Mr. T! | ||
RobRoy | Like you always wanted... Horribly. | ||
Lt Tigera | Oh you know, sentient oil slick, same ol' same ol' | ||
Milyssa Leigh | Maybe becauase you couldn't act your way out of a wet paper bag? | ||
James | so we could make "Yesterday's Enterforaprize" Today | ||
Doug Pederson | Your character or your career? | ||
Kennybob | ...then one day you were shootin' at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin' crude... | ||
Timothy Fowler | Bad writing, puddle of goo, long story. | ||
Sean Doran | "You thought Pet Cemtary II was your big break." | ||
Jack Hammerfist | Ever hear the story about the tarbaby? | ||
starlogborg | Let's just say, "Oil's well that ends well" | ||
drworm43 | The real question is why Tryhard didn't. | ||
U.S.S. Redshirt | Let me put my thinking cap on. | ||
The Excellent Dude | I serve drinks not eulogies. | ||
The Excellent Dude | Ensign shortage. Lieutenants were next. | ||
Kathy | Let's just say it cost you an Arm-us and a leg. | ||
Kathy | Can't say - temporal prime directive. | ||
Gul Teral | Let's just say Pinchard is very sensitive about bald jokes. | ||
Gul Teral | Runing with scissors. | ||
Kathy | I hear you went out real SLICK. | ||
kathy | It's kinda hazy - maybe a bar of gold-press latinum will jog my memory... | ||
roman | how come the enterprise was in the exact same time in the exact same place in both time lines? | ||
roman | don't worry, you'll be resurrected again and again.. | ||
EvilDevil | worst death scene ever | ||
roman | the writers mistook you as a junior officer that no one cares about | ||
roman | you tried sucking up to picard with "you're like a father to me" stuff. and you forgot that he hates children | ||
Jo | If I were you, I'd pay my bar tab after this drink. | ||
Lord Fledrinnian | Macho women just don't last in Sev Fleet. | ||
Latin From Manhattan | Before or after you had the Romulan baby? | ||
Lord Fledrinnian | Quite insecure for a security officer, aren't you? | ||
Lord Fledrinnian | Let's just say it wasn't due to an oil shortage.... | ||
Jo | It's just Sevfleet's way of telling you that your job isn't secure anymore! | ||
Christina "Saavik" | The needs of the Klingoff outweigh the needs of the blonde. | ||
S Treeton. | gold is the new red baby | ||
FCC | The black oil death gotcha. | ||
Talashar | You will meet a tall dark stranger. | ||
Elf | Never mess with Spiner Femmes... | ||
Elf | Face it, your comeback was better than all of your episodes put together... | ||
Elf | You told Beta "it never happened", and well, you know him, always taking things literally... | ||
admirably lost | Guano: you slipped into something black and dangerous unfortunately it was not a catsuit two sizes to small | ||
Captain Skree | Season 2. You really don't want to know. | ||
merry_the_red | Someone told the alien that gold is the new season uniform colour to die for | ||
Renegade Borg | I don't know--my hat was blocking my view. | ||
Lord Fledrinnian | Let's just say it was a fade to black. | ||
Lord Fledrinnian | Having sex with an android can be hazardous...didn't you read the owner's manual? | ||
Sheepy99 | Beta isnt allowed a girlfriend | ||
Jo | G: Let's just say your character wasn't secure in any timeline! | ||
JO | G: It was a senseless way to pick up ratings. | ||
Engineman AKAscotty | The security guy that should have been killed overslept | ||
Sesspit | You dated a main character. Beta. | ||
erik | TY: Guano, why did I die? Guano: Three words: "The Naked Now." | ||
erik | Oddly enough, I remember despite not being on the show then. | ||
erik | Don't complain; you get better scripts now. | ||
MindMelda | Guano: When you come back as a Wrongulan, you'll forget all about these annoying questions. | ||
MindMelda | Shh. Don't say the "D" word in here, it's not PC! | ||
MindMelda | Guano: No one on Trek really dies, Trashy, they're just recycled. . | ||
TheGuruNiffer | TY: Why did I die? G: Do you see a useless counselor here? Now what do you want to drink? | ||
TheGuruNiffer | How should I know? I wasn't even ON the show when it happened! | ||
TheGuruNiffer | Oil change gone wrong. | ||
Sheas | We were out of ensigns | ||
MindMelda | Just stay away from oily characters, okay? | ||
The Excellent Dude | You showed that red shirts aren't prerequisites to death. | ||
Kristin Johnson | Worf didn't like it that you were tougher. | ||
Mike Howell | I don't care--just don't start singing "Henry the Eighth" | ||
Ooooh, my head! | Dr. Cruncher and Counsellor Tryhard couldn't take the competition any more! | ||
JohnnyK | That alien was aiming for the redshirt - Riker, wasn't it? | ||
Pizman | The fans liked Barf better! | ||
Kevin | You didn't die. You were "Rehabilitated" | ||
Ooooh, my head! | You made a fatal mistake - you asked to be written out! | ||
Dryad47 | That depends, which you is asking? | ||
A | You let some goo go where no goo has gone before. Needless to say it didn't turn out so well. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | No protective headgear. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Do I look like Quincy to you? | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Dammit, Trashy! I'm an ancient psychic bartender, not a coroner. | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | You refused to wear a catsuit. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | I dunno, but if you can explain it, I'll eat my hat! | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Environmental ruled that Trashy Yards had to be eliminated. | ||
Renegade Borg | You got trashed, Trashy. | ||
Renegade Borg | Why tell? We got it on tape! Let see, is it on Enterprise's Funniest Videos or Proudest Moments? | ||
Renegade Borg | Oh face it, Trashy--nobody liked you anyway. | ||
Tom Hyde | You didn't die, your audience did. | ||
Darcie | Beats me, but I don't think anyone missed you. | ||
Rab | I wasn't there, but I heard it was pretty slick. | ||
chris | Y: Why did I die? G: With two security officers, you were considered "expendable" | ||
chris | Y: Why did I die? G: Bad career planning. | ||
Chimera | We already filled our "major character" quotient | ||
Dak | Like many others, you wanted to seek out bigger and better things, and here you are right back at my bar. | ||
frosthsky | You just HAD to step in front of a red shirt, didn't you? | ||
Mark | Writer's block...sweeps week...budgetary considerations... | ||
Mark | You were too cute to be chief of security. | ||
Mark | Fan hatred turned into a black mass and ate you. | ||
Dacron | You became a major character's love interest. BIG mistake! | ||
ineke | very unconvincingly | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Oil think about it and let you know. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | You kissed Data without being properly grounded. | ||
Kristin | It was either you or me, honey, and the boss digs big hats. | ||
Chipper | Suicide. Leaving Sev Trek killed your career! | ||
Latin From Manhattan | You would have had a better chance of survival if you'd been dating the producer--like a certain Borg babe in a tight catsuit who shall remain nameless. | ||
Eskiebear | You were mistakenly confused as Ensign Cannonfodder. | ||
DeMosr | Because red shirts took command - goldshirts must die. | ||
Eric | The ratings of the many outweigh the acting of the one. | ||
Jo | G: Let's just say you were voted off the series. | ||
Jo | G: Sweeps week. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Which time? | ||
The Penguin Weekly | We were aiming for Measly. We missed. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | So we can bring you back and kill you again! | ||
ScottE Bemeup | I'd give you the skinny, but it's an evil tale. | ||
MindMelda | There comes a time in Sev when one character must be sacrificed for the good of the ratings. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Exploding console duty. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Apparently, not well enough, since you're back here. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | You met somebody fully disfunctional. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Beta thought it best to end the relationship. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | You weren't the first to get taken out by the Hat. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | A terminal case of oily skin. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Ours is not to reason why, just to live and quickly die. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | They don't make main characters like they used to. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | A big slimeball, and I'm not talking about Cue. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | Let's just say it wasn't a slick move on your part. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Beta accidentally deleted your name from the opening credits | ||
ScottE Bemeup | It was a sticky situation. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | So I could wear my new black hat to your funeral. | ||
Keith | TY: Why did I have to die? G: You should have agreed to be Piker's squeeze. | ||
Unclesam | How the hat am I supposed to know? | ||
Jo | G: That's difficult to say Trashy. You keep getting recycled. | ||
john butler | Guano: Your uniform couldn't save you. Oil slicks are colourblind | ||
Alagar 35 | The Klingoff wanted your job. Nuff said. | ||
Alagar 35 | Your name didn't show in the opining credits and it was away mission day. | ||
john butler | Guano: Maybe the answer to that lies somewhere deep within you (pauses, then exits slowly) | ||
john butler | Guano: (looking around) Who said that? | ||
john butler | Guano: Your opponent was unfazed by your tactical abilities | ||
Know 1 can hear you dream | After that "incident" with Beta, you wereŽnt fully functional for PG ratings anymore | ||
Know 1 can hear you dream | A budget cut stab in the back | ||
Engineman AKAscotty | I don't know. You must be confusing me with my twin-sister, Oda Mae. | ||
Engineman AKAscotty | There's a dead person talking to me. This is "Ghost" all over again. | ||
Engineman AKAscotty | Why? The Kling-off wanted your job. He struck a deal with some oil. | ||
Shlamko | No cliches at all. | ||
jizhou16 | killed on planet, crying, greaving, life goes on | ||
aussietrekker | The usual way....you were written off the show! | ||
john butler | Klingoffs make more convincing security chiefs | ||
Joona Palaste | Counselor Tryhard annoyed you to death. | ||
--mfh-- | Surprisingly | ||
Anubis | You were taken out by an unconvincing special effect | ||
Daniel | I dunno, but this better not be heaven. | ||
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