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This week: Silicone babe! There is no reason why all lifeforms have to be carbon based. In fact, we may even find silicone based lifeforms on our own planet.


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Mr. Matt. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


jim

Quirk: You mean silicon babed lifeform!

Jordan Cannady

Them I shall explore this strange new life form.

Cmdr. Annos

Q: Will her shirt rip as mine?

BenD

Well, Spook, I think its time to suck in the gut!

Q

You're looking at the tricorder?!

Alagar 35

Alright five bucks says I can make her actually melt in five minutes.

Jack Hammerfist

You melded with last one Spook-- my turn!

Jack Hammerfist

Suspension of disbelief, Spook!

Jack Hammerfist

Yep, that element always did have good cleavage!

Captain Skree

Finally an Artificial Intelligence to my liking!

Dak

Excellent! My shirt is already torn. I'm going in.

Esther Nash

But she's so....blue! I want to try and.....cheer her up!E

VulcanGal27

I'm sure there's some fasinating anamoly for you to find elsewhere, Spook.

VulcanGal27

I'll handle the "negiations" from here, Spook.

Wyrminarrd

DonŽt you need to be somewhere else right NOW?

Wyrminarrd

I think IŽll do the mind melting on this one!

Wyrminarrd

No...Need...to...state...the...obvius, Mr.Spock

Grand pubah of the 8th Quadrant

in that case, i've died and gone to silicon heaven

Captain Starsa

Set faces to Charm!

Elmo

My readings are waaay ahead of you

Ensign Walkonpart

Blah, blah, blah, just hand me the Tic Tacs.

Ensign Walkonpart

And we have the same tailor!

Cmdr. Solomon

Really? Does my trubble...er hair look okay?

The REAL Catherine Jane(way)

Must . . . not . . . submit . . . crude or lewd punchline!

Mark

By Sev! This job gets better and better each season!

Karl-Evert Lindkvist

A Pameloid, just what I need.

Aljama

enough biology I want to learn about chemistry

Seven Of Five

Yeah, yeah - now make like a redshirt and vamoosh!

Captain Starsa

Hmm, I've heard of humans becoming partially Silicon based, but this is something entirely different, beam back to the ship, Mr. Spook, I'll handle everything here.

EnginemanAKAscotty

Scotty, beam this entity directly to the captain's "Make-out room" for closer study

EnginemanAKAscotty

Yes, I am drawn to her artificial advances

EnginemanAKAscotty

Gee... you think?

EnginemanAKAscotty

Spook, enough readings! Access the pick-up line database on that toy-corder and dictate them to me while I make my moves

EnginemanAKAscotty

I will conduct a thorough investigation. Spook, avert your eyes.

EnginemanAKAscotty

Silicon? I don't know what this is, but I know what I like.

MindMelda

A subject on which I happen to be an expert, Spook.

MindMelda

Spook,...I'm..ordering you to....go scan that crater for about... an hour.

MindMelda

I'm personally volunteering for this dangerous mission.

XphyeriedethhX

Right, whatever you say. Why don't you go look at one of those craters while I confrim your readings.

The Excellent Dude

Doesn't take a scan to see that!

MindMelda

I should make "First Contact", Spook. Alone!

T'Rowa

And emitting babezoid radiation, too.

Powerlord

Time to go where no man has gone before... and for you to go back to the ship.

The Penguin Weekly

Time for the Quirk mindmelt . . . my lips to her lips . . .

The Penguin Weekly

I feel the structural integrity of my shirt collapsing.

The Penguin Weekly

Quirk to Squatty . . . one Velcron and one shirt to beam up.

luvinx

Quirk: And I can see where she bases it, too.

Cmdr. Solomon

Okay, let's look at the breast...er rest of the planet.

Lurch

Spook, can I skip the Prime Directive?

Graeme Cartmell

I can see that Spook, I'm not blind.

Tom Hyde

And now for your first lesson on interplanetary relations.

Tom Hyde

So many lifeforms, so little time.

Tom Hyde

And me with my shirt ripped...

cosmicastaway

Does that toycorder tell us her number?

Kes the sweet lil ocampa

Q: Don't you have some...er...scientific readings to do?

Kes the sweet lil ocampa

Dr Mcoy's a genius!

Jack Hammerfist

Whatever warps your drive!

Jack Hammerfist

Step aside while I verify!

Jack Hammerfist

Don't you mean silicon-IMPROVED?

Jack Hammerfist

Looks real to me!

Brian

I'll need a better look at those nodules!

Brian

No, just nicely silicon enhanced!

Chaz

And that's the largest supply of it i've ever seen!

Glorendil

Enterprise, please beam up Mr. Spook.

Blaze

Tall, Stunning and Green are all I need.

Blaze

"And you need technobabble to tell that?"

Compdude

Then let's show her what Carbon's all about!

The Penguin Weekly

Just tell me this . . . are we compatible?

Compdude

I cleave to your logic, Mr. Spook.

The Penguin Weekly

The entity also appears to be missing most of her outer garments.

The Penguin Weekly

You have a machine. I've got my eyes.

The Penguin Weekly

Ah! An artificially enhanced lifeform.

The Penguin Weekly

Quirk to Enterforaprize . . . one to beam up. I need some privacy here.

cosmicastaway

And that's your cue to exit Mr. Spook.

Steve Jung

Silicone, Spook. It's pronounced silicone.

Manetheren

Silicon... flesh... what's the dif?

Ooooh, my head!

Well, that explains the stony silence

JasonThorne

Save it for a less superficial captain.

JasonThorne

I think I'll start up a colony...

JasonThorne

We must be on the planet Surgery!

scott mcclenny

Who cares as long as you get her phone number for me!

Jean-Luc

Today is a good day for science.

Doxy

Looks like I'll have to rip my shirt more, no one's allowed to wear less than me!

Doxy

Yes, but is she stupid enough to kiss me?

Mike Howell

Well, who cares if they're not real?

Mike Howell

Let me guess--the majority is stored in two large spherical projections high on her anterior.

Cmdr. Solomon

Correction, the entity appears to be a hot alien babe.

Jo

Q: We need to be sure Mr. Spook. Where's my breath mints?

Jo

My shirt is coming off - yep, my sensors are working.

Joemcool, lord of the home PC

Nice data curves, don't you think Mr. Spook?

Ensign Walkonpart

I'll handle the topographical analysis.

Jo

That lifeform is giving me a 'sensor overload!'

Dial "M" for Maul

I hate sand on my uniform!

gp

Fascinating! I think she merits detailed study.

gp

Dont state the obvious Spook.

Bobby

Oh yeah,gotta love that silicon

Dan

Perfectly compatible with a testosterone based lifeform

Eric

Time for network television's first silicon carbide kiss.

Eskiebear

Just what I've been waiting for. An ENHANCED species.

The Penguin Weekly

I thought we were at Paramount, not Hollywood!

The Penguin Weekly

I told you this planet would be a bust.

The Penguin Weekly

You just keep staring at that toycorder, Spook . . .

The Penguin Weekly

In your words Spook . . . fascinating!

The Penguin Weekly

Excuse me . . . you are blocking my view.

The Penguin Weekly

Beam her to my quarters for further analysis.

Wyv

1st Class Lifeform I might add.

Wyv

Silicon! Carbon! What's the difference?

Wyv

Spock... I thought I saw a logical quiz for you to solve a mile back!

Wyv

Appears? I'll make sure!

Wyv

They look pretty real to me!

Nodrog_CRC

The science officer appears to be similarly made of stone...

Nodrog_CRC

Alien babe... ripped shirt... Spook, why are you still here?

Nodrog_CRC

Let;'s see... babeof the week, torn shirt, what am I forgetting...

Nodrog_CRC

Sil-i-KHAN!!!!

Nodrog_CRC

Sorry, Spook, my Babe sensors saw her first.

Nodrog_CRC

It's time to test your analysis.

Talashar

And amazingly, it's hotter then the Horta!

Talashar

I have decided to revoke the Prime Directive!

Talashar

And I am a hormone-based lifeform!

Christina "Saavik"

Seems we have similar taste in fashion designers...

Jack Hammerfist

Captain's log: Preparing to verify findings!

Dryad47

Your point being...?

Shlamko

Time to make first intraelement contact!

CP

Are you saying that our chemestry isn't compatable?

CP

You mean SILICONE, don't you...heh heh heh

Shlamko

She's blue, she's scantly clad... Who cares?

Mr. Matt

And this is a problem, why?

Mr. Matt

Hey, I'm not prejudiced.

Mr. Matt

As long as she's wearing that bikini, I really don't care what she's made of.

Shlamko (RedDwarf referance there)

Then the mechanoids were right... Silicon Heaven does exist!

Mr. Matt

Have I mentioned that I love my job?

Shlamko

Silicon, Carbon or Hydrate Wolfram, no alien babe can resist my charms!

Mr. Matt

With excellent fashion sense.

Mr. Matt

I think you're missing a vowel.

Mr. Matt

Silicon? My favorite element.

Mr. Matt

I love exploring new worlds.

Shlamko

Let's just hope it's not Silicon Graphics...

Shlamko

Got to love those...

Shlamko

Pamela Andersonosis?

Eric

Horta horta!

Magic Orco

Just be glad she isn't a crystalline entity!

ScottE Bemeup

With no unsightly cranial ridges. Life is good.

ScottE Bemeup

How do I look? Is my hair on straight?

ScottE Bemeup

How convenient. My mission is to seek out new lifeforms.

Magic Orco

Same material as your ears, isn't it.

ScottE Bemeup

You're dismissed, Spook. I'll manhandle it from here.

ScottE Bemeup

I don't trust toycorders. I prefer the hands on approach.

Seeker

And how does that make her different Earth lifeforms?

Seeker

They learned that trick in Hollywood

jo

...and what a form it is! Babe alert!

ScottE Bemeup

Check out the sensors on that one.

ScottE Bemeup

Stand back. I feel the need to emote.

Ard Hendriks

Your toycorder may be wrong! I'll have to investigate.

ScottE Bemeup

Looks like she's ripped a few shirts in her day.

Jo

I think it's time to commence first contact procedures.

Jo

My 'babe alert" just told me to initiate first contact.

Jo

Let's see how "friendly" the natives are.

The Great Wizzard

This entity appears to be female. Dibs!

The Great Wizzard

I don't need a toycorder to find THAT out

The Great Wizzard

She's a scantily clad green alien babe. Nothing else matters

The Great Wizzard

Stop scanning her breasts, Spook!

MindMelda

And it's in all the right places!

Seven Of Five

Quirk: Funny, I couldn't tell at first...

Seven Of Five

Quirk: A silicon ratings-booster, I might add.

Seven Of Five

Quirk: They are every week, dammit!

JC

Time to make some chemistry!

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