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 Chimera | White with a harp and wings - ex redshirt | ||
Standback | Black (formal suit): Ship's Legal Officer | ||
Standback | Bizarre (diagonal multicolored stripes with polka-dots and splashes of tie-die) - Comic Relief | ||
AmOeBa | Brown: Waste extraction White gag and straight jacket: PC Directive monitors | ||
TEFII | Gold: Bold Blue:Flu Red:Dead | ||
Edders | Yellow & brown - Why don't they put zips in these things? | ||
Khalas | Red and vomit yellow: sickbay | ||
Skot | Patchwork of Gold, Red, Blue & Various Body Parts: Transporter Inspector/Tester | ||
Vila Restal | Mango with Turqoise piping: interior decorating | ||
Delta Flyer | White with a halo above the head-Ex Cannonfodder | ||
Mark | Toga: Party officer | ||
Mark | Tight: Female | ||
Nick Foo | Gold: Big Bucks and Fame, Blue: In for the ride, Red: Minimum Wage | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | Gold with red spots: Commander who stood to close to Ensign on away mission. | ||
Mehgan | Gold: Gets any girl he wants. Blue: Girls every seven years. Red: Girls? What are those? | ||
Mark | Fluorescent Glow: Warp core engineer | ||
Mark | Orange: Maintinance and Clean-up | ||
altervisitor | Stars and stripes - overpatriotic crewmember | ||
MindMelda(who's hubby is a plumber) | Pants slipping down, exposing crack: Ship's plumber. | ||
Geoff Jamieson | Multi-coloured tie-dye: Alien lovin', no- ore- credits- on- the-alien- weed- replicator, empathic crew counselor | ||
Spiner | Black & White Pinstripes: Accounting | ||
C1ofUnknown | Black with white star-like dots environmental suit: ship camouflage | ||
Trevor Raggatt | Stupid hat: token famous, Oscar-winning barmaid | ||
Haesan | Big shoes and joker's hat: "comic relief character" | ||
Freewitheverybox | Gold:tear easy cloth,Blue:Boring person Red:saves on blood stain remover,Purple Tie Dye spiral:hippie,Black Cape:Wrong Showg | ||
Manetheren | Short: Quirk-babe wannabe | ||
Gul Teral | grey: crewmember assigned to trivial postings (laundry, warpnacelle supervision etc) and other boring jobs that will keep them out of public view | ||
Gul Teral | flashing alternating colours: non-corporeal crewmembers | ||
Gul Teral | kaki shorts and kaki shirt: envoys for the Federation Wildlife Foundation | ||
Ann E. Nichols | Gold: ego too big Red: ego too small blue: ego just right? | ||
erik | Armani suit: Braga of Bored (with "Continuity is irrelevant" word balloon) | ||
altervisitor | Black and white - nostalgia officer | ||
TEFII | Green: Environmentalist | ||
Doxy | Black and white with sunglasses: It doesn't matter 'cause you won't remember them. | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Beige Overcoat lined with watches, phazers, com badges, toycorders - "Supply" Officer | ||
aussietrekker | Mauve: SNAG (sensitive new age guy) | ||
Anubis | Gold = Tells the joke, Blue = ignors the joke, Red = Is the joke | ||
altervisitor | Bubble wrap - morale officer (for relieving of stress) | ||
AT | Gold: perforated uniform for easy tearing | ||
Mark | Purple: Bartender | ||
Phil Price | Red and barely big enough: female | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Beehive and Pointy Glasses: Secretary | ||
T'Rowa | Plaid: Haggis patrol. | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Black: Section 47 wannabees | ||
The Penguin Weekly | Gold: Peels off easily | ||
T'Rowa | Black: Cleanup crew for Red. | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | Short skirt: Eye candy. | ||
Mark | Black: Secret Agent | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | Green: Seasick Ensign. | ||
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Griffin | black gloves, only: Kirk's official girlfriend of the day | ||
altervisitor @hotmail.com | Rorschach ink blot - ship's psychologist | ||
altervisitor | Flashing red neon - only to be issued in the event of an ensign surplus | ||
altervisitor | Small checks - accountancy department | ||
altervisitor | Tartan - ship's engineer | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Loose-Fitting Over-Coat - Pregnant Crewmember | ||
Sinkau Baylan | White with an Opalescent Glow - Philosophical being of superior existence | ||
roman | purple - telepathic councelor. orange - fat bartender/blue barber/grey tailor/school teacher.. | ||
Sinkau Baylan | Plastic Wrap - Ship's Babe | ||
Hanover Fisk | Pinstripe:Unlamented cannonfodder Translucent: Shirt ripper | ||
Sesspit | Black/leather: bad guy of the week | ||
Sesspit | Seetrough: Babe | ||
Sesspit | Red with yellow stars: Ve Russians inwented itt! | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Form fitting female jumpsuit - Engineer & Cheer Squad | ||
Ensign Walkonpart | Tattered white shirt and black eye patch: Pirate | ||
Darcie | Pink with 'hug me' on it: Ship Guidance Councellor. | ||
Ard Hendriks | Red with target painted on it - human shield. | ||
Petréa Mitchell | Leather: Alien menace of the week | ||
The Great Wizzard | Toga: Party service | ||
Corsair | 4. Black: Goth Engineering Crew. 5. Tie-dyed short tunic: In style after the Dr. Severin "Hippie" episode. | ||
JDSandara | Beads, lots and lots of beads. Alien hippie. | ||
JDSandara | Yellow spandex. Superhero. | ||
The Great Wizzard | Green tights: Either ship's babe or Merry Man | ||
Billy Arbco | Hot pink, low neckline, ultra-short skirt: Romantic Interest | ||
Jack Hammerfist | Light Brown Turtleneck Sweater: Precocious Brat. Miniskirt: Eye-candy. | ||
Wyrminarrd | Black:Bad guys(of couse), Green: Looks good in thight uniforms. | ||
The Great Wizzard | Tartan kilt: Token non-American human main character (but it's impossible to take one non-native english speaker...) | ||
Shlamko | Yellow: Coward. | ||
Michael Lewis | Almost nonexistant: Female star of the show. | ||
The Great Wizzard | grey suit: redshirt insurance collector | ||
Amy Tyndall | gold - sex bomb, blue - logical being, red - bad insurance | ||
Amy Tyndall | Red - expendable, silver catsuit - ratings booster | ||
dettus | Pink: Politically correct Gay. None: Politically incorrect Alien Babe., | ||
The Great Wizzard | Bathing Robe: Jedi Knight (inter-series crossover character) | ||
The Great Wizzard | Black cloak and scythe: after cannonfodder | ||
The Great Wizzard | Cat suit: Last desperate attempt to prevent lower ratings | ||
Mewthree | Gold: Gets all Babes / Blue: Who needs Babes / Red: Babes are their least problem / Grey: Gets all Babes that Gold dump / Any with miniskirt: Babes | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Covered in drool: Hideous monster blob from the planet Blarrrght. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Ripped: captain. | ||
Iceman | Pink: Quirks personal plaything | ||
imq2u | Piece of cloth: Kirk's next score | ||
imq2u | Purple: Red in disguise | ||
Anubis | Faded red with age = very lucky ensign! | ||
Anubis | Green - skimpy as possible = alien babe! | ||
The Great Wizzard | Grey: the low-ranked staff which does all the real hard work but gets overlooked by those morons who are in charge. 'Scuse me if I sound bitter | ||
Glorendil | White: Mental health personnel | ||
hejira | Scantily clad: Ratings-booster. | ||
The Great Wizzard | Black: Ship's Undertaker (with that many ensigns killed...) | ||
The Great Wizzard | bright colored costume and a hat with bells on it: Ship's Fool | ||
The Great Wizzard | Bright neon yellow: living target dummy | ||
Roman | super gold - a superviser admiral who came to oversee a mission. pink - admiral's aid | ||
Gizmo | Silver Cat Suit: Ship's Babe....Civilian Clothes: Time Travel Plot Hole Specialists | ||
jTap | Glowing White - Higher Lifeform Refugee | ||
jTap | Psychedelic - Plot Engineering | ||
The Great Wizzard | Brown with green and orange puke stains: chef | ||
The Great Wizzard | Pink: Token gay crewmember | ||
The Great Wizzard | Cleavage: Ship's Babe | ||
JC | Brown corduroy with pocket protector: Nerd. | ||
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