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White with a harp and wings - ex redshirt


Black (formal suit): Ship's Legal Officer


Bizarre (diagonal multicolored stripes with polka-dots and splashes of tie-die) - Comic Relief


Brown: Waste extraction White gag and straight jacket: PC Directive monitors


Gold: Bold Blue:Flu Red:Dead


Yellow & brown - Why don't they put zips in these things?


Red and vomit yellow: sickbay


Patchwork of Gold, Red, Blue & Various Body Parts: Transporter Inspector/Tester

Vila Restal

Mango with Turqoise piping: interior decorating

Delta Flyer

White with a halo above the head-Ex Cannonfodder


Toga: Party officer


Tight: Female

Nick Foo

Gold: Big Bucks and Fame, Blue: In for the ride, Red: Minimum Wage

Cmdr. Solomon

Gold with red spots: Commander who stood to close to Ensign on away mission.


Gold: Gets any girl he wants. Blue: Girls every seven years. Red: Girls? What are those?


Fluorescent Glow: Warp core engineer


Orange: Maintinance and Clean-up


Stars and stripes - overpatriotic crewmember

MindMelda(who's hubby is a plumber)

Pants slipping down, exposing crack: Ship's plumber.

Geoff Jamieson

Multi-coloured tie-dye: Alien lovin', no- ore- credits- on- the-alien- weed- replicator, empathic crew counselor


Black & White Pinstripes: Accounting


Black with white star-like dots environmental suit: ship camouflage

Trevor Raggatt

Stupid hat: token famous, Oscar-winning barmaid


Big shoes and joker's hat: "comic relief character"


Gold:tear easy cloth,Blue:Boring person Red:saves on blood stain remover,Purple Tie Dye spiral:hippie,Black Cape:Wrong Showg


Short: Quirk-babe wannabe

Gul Teral

grey: crewmember assigned to trivial postings (laundry, warpnacelle supervision etc) and other boring jobs that will keep them out of public view

Gul Teral

flashing alternating colours: non-corporeal crewmembers

Gul Teral

kaki shorts and kaki shirt: envoys for the Federation Wildlife Foundation

Ann E. Nichols

Gold: ego too big Red: ego too small blue: ego just right?


Armani suit: Braga of Bored (with "Continuity is irrelevant" word balloon)


Black and white - nostalgia officer


Green: Environmentalist


Black and white with sunglasses: It doesn't matter 'cause you won't remember them.

Ensign Walkonpart

Beige Overcoat lined with watches, phazers, com badges, toycorders - "Supply" Officer


Mauve: SNAG (sensitive new age guy)


Gold = Tells the joke, Blue = ignors the joke, Red = Is the joke


Bubble wrap - morale officer (for relieving of stress)


Gold: perforated uniform for easy tearing


Purple: Bartender

Phil Price

Red and barely big enough: female

The Penguin Weekly

Beehive and Pointy Glasses: Secretary


Plaid: Haggis patrol.

The Penguin Weekly

Black: Section 47 wannabees

The Penguin Weekly

Gold: Peels off easily


Black: Cleanup crew for Red.

Cmdr. Solomon

Short skirt: Eye candy.


Black: Secret Agent

Cmdr. Solomon

Green: Seasick Ensign.


Almost nonexistent Purple Leather: Kirks latest fling


black gloves, only: Kirk's official girlfriend of the day


Rorschach ink blot - ship's psychologist


Flashing red neon - only to be issued in the event of an ensign surplus


Small checks - accountancy department


Tartan - ship's engineer

Sinkau Baylan

Loose-Fitting Over-Coat - Pregnant Crewmember

Sinkau Baylan

White with an Opalescent Glow - Philosophical being of superior existence


purple - telepathic councelor. orange - fat bartender/blue barber/grey tailor/school teacher..

Sinkau Baylan

Plastic Wrap - Ship's Babe

Hanover Fisk

Pinstripe:Unlamented cannonfodder Translucent: Shirt ripper


Black/leather: bad guy of the week


Seetrough: Babe


Red with yellow stars: Ve Russians inwented itt!

Ensign Walkonpart

Form fitting female jumpsuit - Engineer & Cheer Squad

Ensign Walkonpart

Tattered white shirt and black eye patch: Pirate


Pink with 'hug me' on it: Ship Guidance Councellor.

Ard Hendriks

Red with target painted on it - human shield.

Petréa Mitchell

Leather: Alien menace of the week

The Great Wizzard

Toga: Party service


4. Black: Goth Engineering Crew. 5. Tie-dyed short tunic: In style after the Dr. Severin "Hippie" episode.


Beads, lots and lots of beads. Alien hippie.


Yellow spandex. Superhero.

The Great Wizzard

Green tights: Either ship's babe or Merry Man

Billy Arbco

Hot pink, low neckline, ultra-short skirt: Romantic Interest

Jack Hammerfist

Light Brown Turtleneck Sweater: Precocious Brat. Miniskirt: Eye-candy.


Black:Bad guys(of couse), Green: Looks good in thight uniforms.

The Great Wizzard

Tartan kilt: Token non-American human main character (but it's impossible to take one non-native english speaker...)


Yellow: Coward.

Michael Lewis

Almost nonexistant: Female star of the show.

The Great Wizzard

grey suit: redshirt insurance collector

Amy Tyndall

gold - sex bomb, blue - logical being, red - bad insurance

Amy Tyndall

Red - expendable, silver catsuit - ratings booster


Pink: Politically correct Gay. None: Politically incorrect Alien Babe.,

The Great Wizzard

Bathing Robe: Jedi Knight (inter-series crossover character)

The Great Wizzard

Black cloak and scythe: after cannonfodder

The Great Wizzard

Cat suit: Last desperate attempt to prevent lower ratings


Gold: Gets all Babes / Blue: Who needs Babes / Red: Babes are their least problem / Grey: Gets all Babes that Gold dump / Any with miniskirt: Babes

Dave the Explosive Newt

Covered in drool: Hideous monster blob from the planet Blarrrght.

Dave the Explosive Newt

Ripped: captain.


Pink: Quirks personal plaything


Piece of cloth: Kirk's next score


Purple: Red in disguise


Faded red with age = very lucky ensign!


Green - skimpy as possible = alien babe!

The Great Wizzard

Grey: the low-ranked staff which does all the real hard work but gets overlooked by those morons who are in charge. 'Scuse me if I sound bitter


White: Mental health personnel


Scantily clad: Ratings-booster.

The Great Wizzard

Black: Ship's Undertaker (with that many ensigns killed...)

The Great Wizzard

bright colored costume and a hat with bells on it: Ship's Fool

The Great Wizzard

Bright neon yellow: living target dummy


super gold - a superviser admiral who came to oversee a mission. pink - admiral's aid


Silver Cat Suit: Ship's Babe....Civilian Clothes: Time Travel Plot Hole Specialists


Glowing White - Higher Lifeform Refugee


Psychedelic - Plot Engineering

The Great Wizzard

Brown with green and orange puke stains: chef

The Great Wizzard

Pink: Token gay crewmember

The Great Wizzard

Cleavage: Ship's Babe


Brown corduroy with pocket protector: Nerd.

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