|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
This week: Bored bumper sticker! This is actually the first Bored cube I've drawn (apart from a Rubik's cube) and allowed Sevilians to write a bumper sticker from a Bored perspective
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by RealmMan. You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and
Punchlines of the Day.|
I'd rather be assimilating
Honk if resistance is futile!
How am I assimilating?
We brake for fluidic space
(picture of smiley-face with that left-eye implant thingy on, with red light strobing around)
Blonde autOmatons and deRanged ex-sevfleEt onboarD
Budget devOuring stoRy enhancEment Device
(recycle logo) remember to recyle
2 Gazillioen Drones and 5 million Cubes canīt handle 1 lousy Forager
If you can't dazzle them with biological uniqueness, assimilate them
How many conduits must a Borg travel down, before it admits Forager will kick its ass
So many species, so little time
We don't brake for species 8472
If you can read this, you already have an ocular implant!
Be cool. be bored.
Join the Bored! Travel to exotic planets, meet new and interesting cultures, and assimilate them!
This cube eats individuals and craps collectives!
Dont mind VOYAGER folks - we're actually still scary!
In search of perfection....inquire within
Have technology, will assimilate
Yeah? Well *our* queen can detach her head!
My Queen went to fluidic space and all she brought back was this lousy bumper sticker.
Bite My Assimilator
Al's Used Cubes -- Lowest Prices! Fastest Assimilation!
My other cube is exactly the same!
Don't follow me, you'll be assimilated!
We're Bored....eat our transwarp dust!
Boreds Maturate Better!
Most Overly Exploited Sev Trek Villains - Ever
The Great Wizzard
Be there or be square! We're both.
You will be assevilated, unless you're Forager.
We Brake for Biological and Technological Distictiveness
The few, the proud, the Bored!
We drone on and on.
Say no to Gainweight.
Under new management.
We Break everybody!
Galactic domination or bust!
Positions available. Enquire within.
We don't break for pre-warp species
Bored beyond belief
Been there, assevilated that
God Does Play Dice
We will blow up for moral-increasing storyline
Blaze of Maquis
Save the Humans! Collect the whole set!
We just haven't been the same since we assimilated Steve Irwin.
We break for sleep.
We are Bored. You will be boarded and bored.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
We brake for baldies!
Batteries not included
Keep warping were regenerating!
Cmdr. Tony Q
Honk if you also think that resistance is futile.
Cube Sweet Cube
We brake for photonic cannons!!!!!
A Cybernetic Smorgasborg
Captain Carolyn Smith of the USS Excelsior
Aerodynamics is irrelevant.
A Chip Off The Old Block
If this cube's a blastin', don't bother askin'!
Bored Save the Queen!
We recycle-- can't you tell?
Honk if you want to see your culture adapt to serve as ours
We survived species 8472
The Penguin Weekly
Not only are we the most powerful species in the galaxy, but we're obsessed with simple shapes too!
My other vehicle is another geometrical shape!!
My other vehicle is a transwarp hub!
Have a coke and a cranial implant
Somebody in the delta quadrant ASML8's me
My parents went to the nebular wormhole hub and all I got was this lousy bumber sticker
Don't like our driving? Adapt.
Your fuzzy dice will be added to our own
Assimilate or BUST!
the cherry tree with the pink blossom left of the memorial
Twenty-first Century or bust
Nerds, masochists, sadists, geeks, suicidal freaks, schizophrenics, annoying whiners, idiots, psychopaths, politicians, compulsive shoppers, obsessive nuts, Sev Trek fans...they're all good.
It's like communism, only this time, it works.
A drone on every planet.
Like the song says: It's hip to be square!
If you can read this, your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
If you can read this, you're intelligent enough to be assimilated.
We are a democracy...we all just think alike.
This ship made by Simple Geometric Shapes Inc.
Honk if you love implants!
In space, no one can hear you scream, but you can still hear us say, "Resistance is Futile."
My other ship is a dodecahedron
Ann E. Nichols
Of the Borg, By the Borg, and For the Borg = Borg Cubed
Captains will be assimilated.
Cubist artists wanted.
A person lost in space
If you are reading this, we already adapted to your shields.
Over 2 million assimilated daily.
We brake for your distinctiveness.
Human men are like maturation chambers: they take so long to mature
Ruth (from Canada)
We can rebuild you. We have the technology.
The Joke Chimer
My other ship can travel through time!
Born to be bored
Bored do it in groups of 10.
I try to assimilate earth and all i got was a dismantled bored queen
Assimilate our dust!
My child is in the honor maturation chamber at unamatrix-147
How's my driving? 1800-FUTILE
Honk if you haven't been asevilated.
We just assimilated your honor student.
Our mission, to run and gun strange new worlds, to seek and destroy new life, to command and conquer new sevilizations!!!!!
If you can read this you are either very courageus or very stupid. Courage is irrelevant, stupidity is irrelevant, you will be asevillated.
The Bored. We are here and we are square.
The Bored, working for your perfection.
"Honk if you think sound travels through a vacuum!"
Drones R Us
We assimilated Lego
Join the Bored and become more than what you are.
We Brake to Assimilate
Our other cube just assimilaed your planet.
Cube for rent. Great opportunities for assimilation
Honk if you're an INDIVIDUAL
We are Bored. Your Sev comp. Skills will be added to our own. Trying to win is futile!
As many queens as there are Saaviks.
The Borg Collective. Home of Hugh, Locutus, Seven of Nine, Mezoti, Azan, Rebi and Icheb.
2 queens killed. Both Alice Krige.
Maturation Chamber on board!
2 Captains assimilated, 2 captains to go!
Honk if you like cybernetics!
Bumper stickers are irrelevant
Guess how many drones are on board and win a member of your race that was assimilated!
Time travelling doesn't work
Locutus only got away because I fell asleep!
We're Looking for a Few Good Drones
"graphic of a little fish with bored implants"
You Are What You Assevillate
Join the Bored, Play with Blocks
This Cube Makes Plot Turns
We're Boring and we have Voyager to thank
Ask Me About My Collective
Honk if You Like Distinctiveness
If Found, Return to Bored Collective.
I Brake for Technological Distinctiveness
Implants Done in about an Hour
If you can read this, welcome to the collective.
I'd rather be asevillating.
My Other Cube's a Cube
Earth AND Bust
How am I TransWarping? 1-800-Sev-Trek
Are you good at working in a group ? CALL 1-800-COLLECTIVE
nerds: become cool here!
if you can read this: today will suck
Killing is futile. We regenerate.
Alcoves R Us
Proud assimilator of honor students.
(WWPD) What Would Picard Do?
If you can read this, you're almost assimilated.
We brake for Starfleet... and destroy them!
Please don't aim here, it's our weak spot.
don't mess with me, i'm bored!
Your race here.
Leon van Steensel
Overtaking is futile.
Have YOU assimilated your loved one today?
Don't like my flying? I'll assimilate your race.
My other ship is a sphere.
If you can read this, you will be assimilated.
Babe on board [before Ten out of Ten defected]
We brake for assimilation
Bored on board
"This side up" (written upside down)
We brake for spheres
Mike, the manically depressed Borg
Honk if you have a sense of individuality
Tailgaters will be assimilated.
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