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This week: Bored bumper sticker! This is actually the first Bored cube I've drawn (apart from a Rubik's cube) and allowed Sevilians to write a bumper sticker from a Bored perspective


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by RealmMan. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Yoda

I'd rather be assimilating

Samuel Moritz

Honk if resistance is futile!

bill

How am I assimilating?

Andy P

We brake for fluidic space

Darcie

(picture of smiley-face with that left-eye implant thingy on, with red light strobing around)

Captain Sevway

Blonde autOmatons and deRanged ex-sevfleEt onboarD

Captain Sevway

Budget devOuring stoRy enhancEment Device

Doug Netzlaw

(recycle logo) remember to recyle

Sean Hoban

Assimilation happens

DoggySpew

2 Gazillioen Drones and 5 million Cubes canīt handle 1 lousy Forager

Captain Sevway

If you can't dazzle them with biological uniqueness, assimilate them

Captain Sevway

How many conduits must a Borg travel down, before it admits Forager will kick its ass

Captain Sevway

So many species, so little time

Captain Sevway

Forager happens

Eldar

We don't brake for species 8472

HirogenHunter

If you can read this, you already have an ocular implant!

Randy Brookes

Sphere not!

Ard Hendriks

Be cool. be bored.

Mark Ramsey

Join the Bored! Travel to exotic planets, meet new and interesting cultures, and assimilate them!

Mark Ramsey

This cube eats individuals and craps collectives!

Kipron

Dont mind VOYAGER folks - we're actually still scary!

T'Bonz

In search of perfection....inquire within

Rich Hampton

Have technology, will assimilate

Darcie

Yeah? Well *our* queen can detach her head!

Infinite Improbability

My Queen went to fluidic space and all she brought back was this lousy bumper sticker.

Sanfam

Bite My Assimilator

RobRoy

Al's Used Cubes -- Lowest Prices! Fastest Assimilation!

Tom Harfst

Assimilation Happens....

24/7

My other cube is exactly the same!

Nick Bonds

Don't follow me, you'll be assimilated!

aussietrekker

We're Bored....eat our transwarp dust!

carol

Boreds Maturate Better!

Kristina

Most Overly Exploited Sev Trek Villains - Ever

The Great Wizzard

Be there or be square! We're both.

erik

You will be assevilated, unless you're Forager.

Brian

We Brake for Biological and Technological Distictiveness

Cmdr. Annos

Got technology?

Mark

The few, the proud, the Bored!

Mark

We drone on and on.

Mark

Say no to Gainweight.

Mark

Under new management.

Jodocus

We Break everybody!

Doxy

Galactic domination or bust!

P Swayne

Positions available. Enquire within.

Chuntor

We don't break for pre-warp species

Eisa

Bored beyond belief

Eisa

Been there, assevilated that

Johnny B

God Does Play Dice

Fiber

We will blow up for moral-increasing storyline

Blaze of Maquis

Save the Humans! Collect the whole set!

Darcie.

We just haven't been the same since we assimilated Steve Irwin.

FCC

We break for sleep.

FCC

We are Bored. You will be boarded and bored.

Darcie

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.

Jack Hammerfist

We brake for baldies!

dettus

Batteries not included

Paul May

Keep warping were regenerating!

Cmdr. Tony Q

Honk if you also think that resistance is futile.

Captain Sevway

Cube Sweet Cube

Captain Sevway

We brake for photonic cannons!!!!!

Captain Sevway

A Cybernetic Smorgasborg

Captain Carolyn Smith of the USS Excelsior

Aerodynamics is irrelevant.

carol

A Chip Off The Old Block

Jack Hammerfist

If this cube's a blastin', don't bother askin'!

Jack Hammerfist

Bored Save the Queen!

Jack Hammerfist

We recycle-- can't you tell?

mousemanjo

Honk if you want to see your culture adapt to serve as ours

mousemanjo

We survived species 8472

The Penguin Weekly

Not only are we the most powerful species in the galaxy, but we're obsessed with simple shapes too!

Darcie

My other vehicle is another geometrical shape!!

Darcie

My other vehicle is a transwarp hub!

Rabbit

Have a coke and a cranial implant

Rabbit

Somebody in the delta quadrant ASML8's me

Rabbit

My parents went to the nebular wormhole hub and all I got was this lousy bumber sticker

Talashar

Don't like our driving? Adapt.

Rabbit

Your fuzzy dice will be added to our own

Emily

Assimilate or BUST!

the cherry tree with the pink blossom left of the memorial

Twenty-first Century or bust

Renegade Borg

Nerds, masochists, sadists, geeks, suicidal freaks, schizophrenics, annoying whiners, idiots, psychopaths, politicians, compulsive shoppers, obsessive nuts, Sev Trek fans...they're all good.

Renegade Borg

It's like communism, only this time, it works.

Renegade Borg

A drone on every planet.

Anubis

Like the song says: It's hip to be square!

Matt McLaughlin

If you can read this, your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Kelne

If you can read this, you're intelligent enough to be assimilated.

Pizman

We are a democracy...we all just think alike.

Pizman

This ship made by Simple Geometric Shapes Inc.

Pizman

Honk if you love implants!

Infinite Improbability

In space, no one can hear you scream, but you can still hear us say, "Resistance is Futile."

Petréa Mitchell

My other ship is a dodecahedron

Ann E. Nichols

Of the Borg, By the Borg, and For the Borg = Borg Cubed

Doxy

Captains will be assimilated.

FCC

Cubist artists wanted.

A person lost in space

If you are reading this, we already adapted to your shields.

MindMelda

Over 2 million assimilated daily.

P-feif

We brake for your distinctiveness.

kes

Human men are like maturation chambers: they take so long to mature

Ruth (from Canada)

We can rebuild you. We have the technology.

The Joke Chimer

My other ship can travel through time!

EvilDevil

Born to be bored

Doug Wilson

Bored do it in groups of 10.

EvilDevil

I try to assimilate earth and all i got was a dismantled bored queen

Fishstic

Assimilate our dust!

FCC

Got individuals?

009

My child is in the honor maturation chamber at unamatrix-147

009

How's my driving? 1800-FUTILE

009

WE happen.

Bootnell

Honk if you haven't been asevilated.

MIndMelda

We just assimilated your honor student.

Vik

Our mission, to run and gun strange new worlds, to seek and destroy new life, to command and conquer new sevilizations!!!!!

Gul Teral

If you can read this you are either very courageus or very stupid. Courage is irrelevant, stupidity is irrelevant, you will be asevillated.

Gul Teral

The Bored. We are here and we are square.

Gul Teral

The Bored, working for your perfection.

MJ

"Honk if you think sound travels through a vacuum!"

Captain Sevway

Drones R Us

Captain Sevway

We assimilated Lego

Lordy

Join the Bored and become more than what you are.

brian lallatin

We Brake to Assimilate

Lordy

Our other cube just assimilaed your planet.

Captain Sevway

Cube for rent. Great opportunities for assimilation

Emily

Honk if you're an INDIVIDUAL

Darcie

We are Bored. Your Sev comp. Skills will be added to our own. Trying to win is futile!

Darcie

As many queens as there are Saaviks.

Darcie

The Borg Collective. Home of Hugh, Locutus, Seven of Nine, Mezoti, Azan, Rebi and Icheb.

Darcie

2 queens killed. Both Alice Krige.

Darcie

Maturation Chamber on board!

Darcie

2 Captains assimilated, 2 captains to go!

Darcie

Honk if you like cybernetics!

Cmdr. Annos

Bumper stickers are irrelevant


Guess how many drones are on board and win a member of your race that was assimilated!

Starlink

Time travelling doesn't work

Starlink

Locutus only got away because I fell asleep!

ScottE Bemeup

We're Looking for a Few Good Drones

ScottE Bemeup

"graphic of a little fish with bored implants"

ScottE Bemeup

You Are What You Assevillate

ScottE Bemeup

Join the Bored, Play with Blocks

ScottE Bemeup

This Cube Makes Plot Turns

Sheepy99

We're Boring and we have Voyager to thank

ScottE Bemeup

Ask Me About My Collective

ScottE Bemeup

Honk if You Like Distinctiveness

ScottE Bemeup

If Found, Return to Bored Collective.

ScottE Bemeup

I Brake for Technological Distinctiveness

ScottE Bemeup

Implants Done in about an Hour

ScottE Bemeup

If you can read this, welcome to the collective.

ScottE Bemeup

I'd rather be asevillating.

ScottE Bemeup

My Other Cube's a Cube

ScottE Bemeup

Earth AND Bust

ScottE Bemeup

How am I TransWarping? 1-800-Sev-Trek

Sirrta

Are you good at working in a group ? CALL 1-800-COLLECTIVE

Sesspit

nerds: become cool here!

Sesspit

if you can read this: today will suck

Sesspit

Killing is futile. We regenerate.

Sesspit

Got hair?

Boogieman

Alcoves R Us

John Fassbender

Proud assimilator of honor students.

John Fassbender

Got Nanobots?

puam

(WWPD) What Would Picard Do?

puam

If you can read this, you're almost assimilated.

puam

We brake for Starfleet... and destroy them!

Flagg

Please don't aim here, it's our weak spot.

Nettie

don't mess with me, i'm bored!

Leander

Your race here.

Leon van Steensel

Overtaking is futile.

Bobby

Have YOU assimilated your loved one today?

Jim McNamara

Don't like my flying? I'll assimilate your race.

Jim McNamara

My other ship is a sphere.

Joona Palaste

If you can read this, you will be assimilated.

Keith

Babe on board [before Ten out of Ten defected]

Peter Bull

We brake for assimilation

Peter Bull

Bored on board

Olaf Lux

"This side up" (written upside down)

Daniel Buckingham

We brake for spheres

Mike, the manically depressed Borg

Honk if you have a sense of individuality

JC

Tailgaters will be assimilated.

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