|Sev Trek: The Comic Strip|
This week: Rehash of Enterforaprize blueprint! The official reason for rehashing Sev Trek #251 was we showed a preview of the Sev Trek movie at Multiverse 2001. The unofficial reason was also Multiverse - I'd been so busy preparing for the con, I didn't have time to draw a new toon! :-(
|These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline
was written by Spiner (Console Explosives), Bob-Clo- Cli-Mar (Waste Dumps) and Div (Isolinear Chip). You can read the
transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the
competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and
Punchlines of the Day.|
Commemorative plaque denoting Sev Fleet's first exploding console.
Gravy sauce storage area
(1) Crew member brushing his teeth near window. (2) areas of bad paint job after battle. (3) mico-sub-space-fracture thats really too small to worry about.
1: buffet, seniors officers only. 2: Redshirt practice hall (insurance recomended). 3: the only secret bathroom(toilet out of order).
(left): You are Here (middle): Location of RestRooms right: Current End of Line Waiting for Restrooms
(left): TryHard Memorial SkidPlate (middle): Secret Locations for Floating Poker Game right: Voted Most Likely to Vent Plasma
Feline gender change station
(Left) Storage for Piker's ego. (Center) Payphones. (Right) Electric outlets where you plug everything in
(Far left) Redshirt Ensign Synthesis Lab (Center) Secret entries...oops. Should I have put that there? (Right) Where people the Captain doesn't like have to work.
#1 in saucer section: Secret hold of Captains Twinkies. #2 Secret holds for latex ears #3: Secret storage compartments containing large amounts of Wrongulan Ale
Spec script storage
B1: Blinking Light B2: More Blinking Lights B3: Expensive Blue Glow
Larger engineering section for the "Well Rounded" engineers
Extra Redshirt storage...........D size batteries go here........Cruton torpedo lancher
if lost, return to federation, earth, alfafa quadrant
Insert coin for another ride
this scratch is from the battle at...
Deck 47: The location of the 4 lights!
Ensign Expendable's Quarters, Warp Core Ejection Jammers, "Woosh" Generator
Flashy blinking lights that look cool and do nothing
You Aren't Here
Ghost-in-the-machine plot resolver
(on saucer section) Non-stick Teflon coating!
1: Red Shirt Storage. 2, Plot Device Replicator. 3: Plot Hole Generator
You are here.
Entry 1: Exploding consoles destabilizer, Entry 2: Magical crystals that create scuttlecrafts, Entry 3: Deck 47
1:Sign In for New Ensigns 2,3,4:Recycling for exploded consoles 5:Storage for Old Ensigns
Pinchhard's old Bored parts storage locker.
1) Blue-plate warming element; 2) Primary and Secondary Food Processors; 3) Nacelle Cutlery Pod #2
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