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| Other Punchlines | ||
 Shlamko | Captain Chin and Engisn Mollard O'Blimey fall in love | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Realising that no-one now remembers Die Hard, the scriptwriters rip it off shamelessly. And put Pinchard in a vest. | ||
Griffin (Nah. Never happen.) | Sev Trek: Survivor! Which ever crew eats the most trubbles in an hour wins imunity! | ||
erik | An anonymous ensign is relieved of duty just minutes before the console of the main character who replaces him explodes. | ||
Avalon | Sev Trek XLVII: The Final Nursing Home. | ||
Powerlord | The Defiant somehow cloaks with no-one on board and Voyager has to go find it. | ||
Havoc | Ensign: Sir it's Forager!!!! Admiral: About time! | ||
Lister | Hairy Chin gets promoted to senior ensign. | ||
§Sean§ | Quirk finally finishes all of his lines from The Original Series | ||
Thorongil | Sev Trek Exsliver: The Quest for Sulu's Show (Part XXXII). | ||
Captain Sevway | Sev Trek: Forager - The Motionless Picture] Twoblocks smiles; Gainweight skips the morning coffee; Chocolotay finds a decent woman, and many more unexpected plot twists | ||
Art DeBuigny | In the Sevfleet retirement home, Gainweight gains weight (alot), Pinchhard pinches Quirk so hard his wig falls off, and Schidzo has regular conversations with thin air. | ||
Polgara | Beta and 10 out of 10 marry and are parents to a NEW breed of singing Bored. | ||
Polgara | Gainweight and Chocolatay finally decide, after being retired for 20 years, that a relationship wouldn't damage the crew's dicipline. | ||
Polgara | Gainweight steals the doctor's mobile emitter and flees the quadrant with her hollow-boyfriend. | ||
Ghetto Phunk | Admiral Wesly comes back from the future to instruct himself on how not to get killed as an ensign. | ||
Doug Wilson | The Undistinguished Cemetary- (5 gravestones in the shape of Sevfleet insignias. Thought bubbles above each) Cap't Quirk: Would somebody PLEASE beam me up!, Cap't Pickhard: Oh good, I can sneak in some Hamlet, "Alas poor Yurick I knew him. . . ", Cap't | ||
The Great Wizzard | "Sev Trek XLVII: Grumpy Old Men" The whole movie consists of Spook and McCorduroy bantering like Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Robocop features, but only for a single frame that many fans will spend hours finding for years to come. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Something that can't be explained with technobabble happens. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Seven of nine takes up a vow of celebacy and Harry Kim commits suicide, realising he now has nothing left to live for. | ||
Ilta | The Wrath of Depends! | ||
admirably lost | the crew are attacked by a life form evolved from the remains of exploding consoles | ||
EvilDevil | Beta releases a platium album on his "life forms" song. | ||
The One and Only Q | Quirk's torn shirts and Gainweigh's hair battle each other in an epic movie. | ||
talshiarHQ | The first Enterforaprize B-Movie (or is it Enterforaprize-B Movie?). Showing only on Tuesdays. | ||
talshiarHQ | 47th ST as the 37th ST Musical with : "The Riverdance Wrongulans" , "The Fungi Mexican Orchestra" , "The Carsalesman Detapa State Ballet" , "The Klingoff's Bavarian Dance Surprise" and "The Severation Ensign Recycling Magic Show". | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | The entire star-trek universe is revealed to have been a computer simulation called the startrix. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | The federation finally hits on the ultimate weapon to destroy the borg. It uses a fast-burning powder charge to propel a small piece of lead at high velocity. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Voyager finally gets home, but decided the Gamma quadrant is more interesting, so turn back. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Seeing the ratings of ER, the film now focuses around the medical bay. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | In a bizzare twist, the entire film is shot from the point of view of borg toilet maintenance drone 18 of 3 | ||
Gul Teral | Space, the final suburbia. These are the voyages of the sevship Enterforaprize. It's neverending mission: to ferry boring diplomats, to transport old junk and generic containers and to reluctantly go were every living soul already has been. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | In a bizzare twist, Seven of Nine is revealed to be a man. (This results in thousands of fans washing themselves over and over again) | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | After declaring all 'new-fangled' technology to be confusing, a 943 year old Squatty attempts to walk out into space without a space suit, but is saved when he wedges in the cargo bay doors. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | SeV TReK XXXXVII: The 12th Search for Spook | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | SeV TReK XXXXVII: The Search for the Toilets. | ||
Gul Teral | Stubbornly claiming "I doesn't need glasses" a nearly blind Tomb Parasite crashes the Forager into the side of Deep Sev 9 | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | Gainweight reveals it's a wig. | ||
Dave the Explosive Newt | The entire crew attempts to combat...arthritis! (and fails) | ||
Gul Teral | Tryhard is a teacher at Sev Fleet Academy lecturing in "Generic Ramblings 101" | ||
Gul Teral | Have reached the age of 89 Tryhard decides that the bunnysuit just isn't good taste anymore. | ||
*Splat* | Return of the latex rubber faced aliens. | ||
The Great Wizzard | Janeway finally gets the "Captain Hairstyle™" | ||
Strife | Gene Roddenberry comes back from the dead to get revenge on Rick Berman for screwing Sev Trek over in Sev Trek 47: The Wrath of Gene | ||
meggy eel | Janeway goes bald | ||
Darren Stewart | The Enterforaprize W enters a temporal anomaly. The scanners immediately detect multiple federation starship readings The entire alphabet of Enterforaprizes!!! A - Z. | ||
jen | The five captains combine to form -- Archgainquirksispick | ||
QoS | Sev Tek 47: Big Brother: 41 live-cameras placed in the Enterforaprize show us 24 hours a day the REAL life and some delicate scenes of our beloved crew! | ||
Sesspit | The Voyager discovers they've been flying circles all this time | ||
The Great Wizzard | A rehash of "ST46" which was a rehash of "ST45" which was a rehash of "ST44" which was a rehash of "ST43" which was a rehash of "ST42" which was a rehash of... | ||
Renegade Borg | The grandchildren of Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Kirk set out to investigate why nobody watches their shows any more. | ||
Renegade Borg | Sisko and Picard trade tips on comb-overs. | ||
Huw Hay | Piker gets his first command | ||
Renegade Borg | A flashback movie, taking us to such proud Star Trek moments asthe "Row Row Row Your Boat" singalong in Star Trek: The Final Frontier, the blowing up of Data's bottom in Star Trek: Insurrection, Spock's mindmeld with the whales in Star Trek: The Voyage Home, Seven Of Nine's facial expression as the Doctor confesses his love for her in Voyager, Data's practical joke in Star Trek: Generations, Kai Winn and Gul Dukat wrestling in Deep Space Nine, and other glorious episodes of Star Trek history. | ||
Renegade Borg | Star Trek characters meet their Sev Trek doubles. | ||
Renegade Borg | Janeway remembers that she forgot her hair brush on the Ocampa planet--and takes the next 20 movies to get it. | ||
Renegade Borg | Janeway donates her hair to Picard | ||
Dave | Cartoon: a sea of the top of bald heads stretching out into the distance with an officer on a podium facing them and a banner over the officer which reads:Sev Fleet Officers Reunion. all of them are facing the officer except an old Captain Schidzo and an even older Captain Pinchard in the back row, who are facing away but talking to each other. Schidzo:"I wonder what they do with all the hair?" Pinchard:"What do you think they used to fill the plotholes?" | ||
hmp-wan ewokenobi | they're just going where no man has gone before and somehow find two jedi's and later they find three guys and a girl who won't shut up about some sev gate and they have to run from a bunch off vampires and there they pick up a girl named bluffy and and they fly even more further and there they encounter a guy and a woman and the guy keeps telling to the woman that aliens do exist and points to worf | ||
hmp-wan ewokenobi | they run out off story lines and do a sev wars cross over | ||
hmp-wan ewokenobi | They have finaly been everywhere and there's no place that man hasn't gone before left | ||
Sevilian 2001 | Captain Tryhard destroys the Enterforaprize, again! | ||
the giraffe | We see the goings-on of the Alpha Quadrant's newest odd couple-Paris and Torres. | ||
the giraffe | Narrator: These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise ACDC; our quest: to seek out life we've all ready found; to re-visit planets we already know, to somewhat confidently go where several people vacation each year!! (theme music) | ||
Chunky | The Prime Directive is finally rescinded,on account of Starfleet having t oo many violations to couyrt-martial them all. | ||
Jim | Squatty grows so large that his gravitational pull causes a small moon to colide with the ship | ||
Jim | Pichard asks Barf to stop dropping by for visits after realizing that they always get into trouble when he does. | ||
Doug Wilson | Very old Spook & Quirk standing next to a skeleton in the doctor's uniform. Quirk: That's th answer Mr. Spook, what do you think bones? | ||
Doug Wilson | Sev Trek 47- The Undistinguished Cemetary- The 5 Captain's graves in a row. The headstones are drawn in the shape of their fleet's insignia. Each has a bubble above it. Captain Gym Quirk: Would somebody PLEASE beam me up! // Captain En Route Pickhard: O | ||
The irrepresible Ted Rebo | Tryhard makes an attempt at an insight a little too late: "I think these movies have gone stale, Captain." | ||
DoggySpew | The Bored assevilate earth , only to figure out later that everyone moved to Mars. | ||
DoggySpew | Piker FINALLY becomes captain of the Enterforaprize ( after it was converted to a garbage disposal unit ) | ||
NeonLizard | Forager makes it home and no one cares! | ||
Spockman#77 | The Klingoffs foreheads change, this time taking shape into a face imprint of shakespere! | ||
Beast | Measly Cruncher becomes an Admiral, Willing Piker still a First Officer | ||
Cmdr. Solomon | The producers run out of 'bad' ideas, and for the first time *Ever* actually make a good odd movie. | ||
Delta Flyer | the Deltoid Flunker gets its own show! | ||
Guilherme Silva | Forager great-children finally get home and all their new-tec is old | ||
Guilherme Silva | Piker and Tryhard's great-son in the helm crashes the Enterforaprize-Z. | ||
FCC | Sev Trek XLVII: The Search for Squatty's Finger | ||
Jane Garland | DS9 finally gets a movie? | ||
Darcie | Sam from Quantum Leap leaps into Captain Jonathan Archer...!!!! | ||
Darcie | The paramount writers finally resort to copying fan fiction plots. | ||
Darcie | Measly Cruncher and Naivety Wildcard hook up | ||
Darcie | Chocolatay gets drunk, and tells janeway how he REALLY feels about her. | ||
Darcie | Doc socks Chuckles for taking away 7 | ||
Darcie | Data dyes his hair with that skunk streak from 'all good things....' | ||
Darcie | Voyager getting lost again- with Captain Wildman at the helm | ||
Nodrog_CRC | They discover Beta's emotion chip is really just a Pentium chip from the early twenty-first centaury, in a Wizard-of-Oz like scene. (You had real emotions all along, Beta!) | ||
Emily | Tryhard is security officer, Beta is the counsellor... | ||
Emily | Beta OUTLIVES them ALL! | ||
Dagger3000 | They'll change the past-dissing to the 21st century instead of always going to "the barbarians of the 20th century..." | ||
Brian James D'Souza | Star Trek 47: Their mission- To stop cloned versions of Hitler, Stalin and Pauly Shore from destroying the Universe | ||
Corsair | All the time travel timelines from Every TT show ever done come crashing together in a catastrophic "Big Bang". | ||
EvilDevil | All sev trek characters are trap in a convention... and there is no way out!! | ||
Siegfried und Roy | Subplot finally gets his fangs on the fish in Pinchhard's quarters. | ||
Siegfried | Counsellor Tryhard makes her first reasonable and useful suggestion. | ||
Latin From Manhattan | Seven of Nine's daughter meets Data's android son and they create their own little collective. | ||
Mark | The first non-exploding console is invented. | ||
Mark | The PC directive is finally retired. | ||
Mark | Squatty becomes a Dyson sphere. | ||
Mark | Beta's head is still in the same cave singing "Lifeforms." | ||
FCC | Squatty devours a gas giant and, er, becomes a gas giant ... | ||
9 of 12 | Hairy Chin finally finds an attainable girl. | ||
FCC | Sev Trek XLVII: The Voyages of Enterforaprize ZZZZ | ||
Nodrog_CRC | Final scene of the movie, where everyone realizes Worf appeared nowhere in the movie. | ||
Nodrog_CRC | The NCC-1701-AAMCO, which paramount still claims is not a cuommercial tie in. | ||
Michael Kraft | The Bored almost assimilate earth for the 47th time. | ||
Nodrog_CRC | Catain Gainway finally conquers her coffee addiction. | ||
Michael Kraft | Wussley's great-great grandchild saves the universe. | ||
Nodrog_CRC | Cue FINALLY shows up in a movie. | ||
FCC | Checkout becomes a telepath. | ||
FCC | Squatty starts to devour whole planets. | ||
38 of DD | Hairy Chin dies - permanantly | ||
shoham | the next next next next generation .aka :deep enterprise 9 | ||
Stuart Ferguson | Sev Trek XXXXVII : The continuing adventures of Admiral Gainweight, Admiral Chocolaty, Admiral Twoblocks and Ensign Chin. | ||
doubleohfrig | Slowly Coming into view... NCC 1701-Z | ||
Captain Sevway | (long term Sev Trek movies)Chacolotay makes an appearance WITHOUT giving the status of the ship, meeting a new woman or having some sort of spiritual experience. | ||
puam | "The undiscovered elderly retirement home" | ||
erik | When no one else seems to know or care that he was married and widowed, Barf realizes that Deep Sev 9 was all a dream. | ||
Captain Sevway | (long term Sev Trek movies) Kneelicks *finally* learns how to cook without rendering half the crew unconscious | ||
erik | Barf says, "What am I doing here? I'm ambassador to the Klingon homeworld for pete's sake!" and steps out of the movie. | ||
Captain Sevway | (long term Sev Trek movies) Gainweight's Hair gets its own quadrant | ||
erik | A 55-year-old Hairy Chin gets promoted to Lieutenant, Junior Grade. Meanwhile, Naiveti Wildcard has her own command. | ||
erik | The Bored send two cubes. Earth is destroyed and the franchise ends. | ||
erik | With all other villains exhausted, Pinchhard and Sevfleet must face down the Pakled-Nausicaan alliance. | ||
erik | Piker tries to explain to his father why he still doesn't have a command of his own. | ||
P Swayne | Cue puts Admiral Measley Cruncher on trial. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | 10 out of 10 irons her wrinkles for a date with Chocolatay. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | The Severation and the Bored have joined forces and they sit around talking about the good old days. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | They go back in time to euthanize the Great Bird of the Galaxy. | ||
ScottE Bemeup | The Bored Queen shows up using a walker. | ||
Sailor Alpha Centauri | Fleet Admiral Naomi Wildman hails the Enterprise-Y, and is greeted by Captain Molly O'Brien and, er, First Officer Commander Piker. | ||
tom patterson | ENTERPRIZE "Z"-retirmentship/old folks home | ||
Keith | Forager reaches the Deltoid Quadrant, and single-handedly destroys the Domino! | ||
Keith | Geordi (can't remember his Sevname) *finally* gets a steady girlfriend who isn't a) a hologram or b) married | ||
Vik | The Bored Queen jumping and screaming: I`m a dancing queen, dancing queen, oh I`m a daaaancing queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Lordy | Piker goes bald and is immediately offered a Captains position. | ||
Lordy | Barf actually does find a good day to die. | ||
Leander | The now (very) old Pinchhard, Schidzo and Gainweight race against eachother in wheelchairs. | ||
MindMelda | Tryhard finally gets to drive the ship again after 20 years. | ||
MindMelda | Geordie and Squatty form the "Engineers Lonely Hearts Club". | ||
MindMelda | Ten of Ten meets her greatest enemy-gravity! | ||
MindMelda | Tryhard and Piker's combined retirement and wedding celebration. | ||
MindMelda | Someone finally disconnects Beta's singing chip! | ||
MindMelda | Tryhard finally gets a real job, waitressing at Ten Forward. | ||
Trekmaster | The final scene has the ghost of Gene Roddenberry saying, "For the love of God, STOP IT ALREADY!" | ||
Shlamko | Titanic struggle- Barf Vs. His false teeth | ||
Nick "Naraht" Frame | Star Trek XLVII : The Enterforaprise-K visits DS9-H and saves the USS Forager-F from the BorgKlingons... | ||
Samurai | Sev Fleet's Nursing Home..... (scene with all the younger characters as really old and the TOSers in coffins) | ||
JC | Captain Pinchhard finally goes completely bald. | ||
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