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This week: Anticlimactic kiss! Fans wanted it for 10 years but when the sexual tension was finally resolved between Piker and Tryhard, it was all a bit of an anticlimax (much like the movie in gerneral).


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Seeker. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


sig

You misheard, I said "schmuck".

Mark

Retch, gag, barf. Its all the same.

Mark

Well, you burped in the middle.

Bill Harris

We're PG, so that's as strong as I can make it.

Ann E. Nichols

Lose the beard/it's way too rough/I refuse to kiss/That scratchy muff.

Doxy

Just because you're Willing doesn't mean I am.

Cmdr. Solomon

They don't call you "Potty Mouth" Piker because you curse a lot. Geeze, Brush your teeth.

Jim

Sorry, flashback to Barf. Old habits die hard

MindMelda

Let's face it. In spite of all the practice you've gotten, you're still a lousy kisser.

Sesspit

I accidently read your mind.

Emily

I think there's still some of yesterdays lunch stuck in your beard

Emily

oh, sorry, I meant YUM

P Swayne

How about "Your breath could stop a tank", Dweeb!

Doxy

You dump me and then expect me to come crawling back after one kiss years later? I don't think so.

Arkana

Hmm. I got a hairball last time

Mark

I couldn't find your lips!

T'Rowa

You betcha, Brillo-Face.

Mr. Spork

I was being nice. I could have said "That was worse than the time I kissed Barfly".

Griffin

Fine then: Eeeeww!

Avalon

I would have said more, but a bug crawled from your beard into my mouth!

MindMelda

Next time, Tryharder!

Sevfan

Rejection is part of my counselling technique.

Mark

You don't taste like Barf!

brian behrens

Yeah, all I kissed was hair

Elf

I sense you are hurt. Tell me about it.

EvilDevil

The captain is a better kisser than you... so I sense

EvilDevil

I would have expected a lot from the Piker manoeuvre

Navajo

What kiss? I sensed nothing!

Alicat

Not yuck at the kissing, yuck at your thoughts!

Art DeBuigny

Well, you haven't brushed your teeth since you lost your toothbrush on the Enterforaprize-D

dettus

You wanna hear what you had for lunch?!

Nodrog_CRC

Would you prefer some colourful metaphors?

Trilliena

You've been eating anchovies again ! That's why I dumped you last time!

hejira

I didn't think screaming, "Eww, get your grubby paws off me, dork!" would have worked with the 'shippers.

the MASK

After hearing 'Oh, Jean-Luc' the moment was gone.

the MASK

My lip got pierced on your beard

the MASK

I said 'no tongues involved'

Selia

I thought of something else, but it's a family movie!

Noel Harris

Of course yuck! You need to lay off the Garlic Bread!

Jack Hammerfist

I've just never kissed a lint-trap before!

Jack Hammerfist

Screaming "Dog germs!" was taken!

Jack Hammerfist

It's the first time I've coughed up a furball!

SOC

I've still got some hair stuck between my teeth!

Luigi Novi

I sense great EGOMANIA, Commander.

Luigi Novi

I'd say "shields up," but that never works with you.

Luigi Novi

You know how they say that when you kiss someone, you're kissing everyone THEY'VE kissed? Well, the cologne Ensign DeSoto on Deck 40 wears in a bit strong.

Luigi Novi

You're beard is dirty. Get in the tub. Now.

Luigi Novi

What would you prefer? Will, please marry me by the next movie? Yeah, right.

Luigi Novi

This is a movie. Dialouge suffers in favor of big explosions and special effects.

Luigi Novi

At least I didn't call out someone else's name like YOU did!

Luigi Novi

Given the number of people YOU'VE kissed, you've probably used up every word in the dictionary!

Bishop

Well if you look up what it means in Klingoff then the English version doesn't sound so bad.

Doxy

There's just too much fuzziness between us.

kmk

What, and follow my real feelings, like a Gag-reflex?

tarquindarkling

try it again without the beard!

Khalas

No, I said "rug", as in your beard looks like a rug.

Quonous

It's called comic relief.

Quonous

Well, we have to keep the movie PG 13!

Quonous

It was like eating Gagh.....all slimy and wriggly!

Quonous

Sorry - Woof flashback!

Doxy

You've lost your touch, and I'm about to lose my lunch. Better?

aussietrekker

Oh, you mean you wanted me to lie?!?

Juan Deer

Not the kiss, the broccoli you had for lunch.

Avalon

I can think of MANY synonyms. Eww, gross, disgusting...

Kitana

It wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't have gum stuck in your beard

PhilPhan

If you can think of a better response, I'd like to hear it

Sevfan

Someone didn't take a sonic shower!

J

If you will insist on eating garlic and English mustard sandwiches for lunch!!!

jon

your beard tastes like mouldy carpet!!

Bobby

Well, it wasn't too bad...if you like kissing a broom

littlestar

You should try CLEANING that beard. I think there's something dead in it!

littlestar

You'd prefer it if I said "Barf"?

EvilDevil

It has been 10 years Piker! You could have shaved!

MindMelda

Somehow, I imagined it would taste like chocolate.

MindMelda

Hey, I read that from YOUR mind!

Ego Atenji

I had too much hair in my mouth to say anything else!

*SPLAT*

I sense incredularity.

*SPLAT*

It *is* my job to state the obvious, you know.

Dak

Well, next time, don't think about Pickhard while making out with me!

Bartlett

Perhaps it's the fact that you store food in there from last week

Rat Boy

Let me rub sand-paper up and down your face and see how you feel!

Gizmo

I happen to dislike kissing furry animals!

Mooogie

"Ok, BLECH! Happy now?"

Farnell

It wouldn't have been so bad if you're beard hadn't regrown mid-snog...

Donald

It would be better if it was as smooth as a baby's butt

Ann E. Nichols

You've got a face full of steel wool pad and you expect passion?

ScottE Bemeup

I sensed life forms in your beard.

ScottE Bemeup

I used to get lost in your eyes. Now I get snagged in your beard.

ScottE Bemeup

You do realize the term "soup strainer" is in gest, don't you?

ScottE Bemeup

Yesterday's lunch is still stuck in your beard.

ScottE Bemeup

I'm sensing boredom. Oh wait, that's me.

The Great Wizzard

Say whatever you want about Barf but at least he could kiss...

Keith

Have you been eating Guano's pretzels again?!

Med Rebo- Clear!

Well, if you washed your beard every so often, we wouldn't have to worry about fleas, now would we?

§Sean§

Oh sorry...*swoon, swoon, faint, gasp, Oh Will!, swoon, swoon...*

The Great Wizzard

Not even Barf smells that bad!

T'Bonz

You don't have to be Betazoid to sense bad breath!

T'Bonz

I'm sensing nausea...and it ain't yours!

T'Bonz

I'm sensing that I'm gonna barf!

T'Bonz

It's like kissing a Trubble!

T'Bonz

Should have waited ANOTHER 10 years!

Nick "Naraht" Frame

I'm traumatized....I think I'll crash the ship

Nick "Naraht" Frame

well, that's the only PC thing I can say....

Nick "Naraht" Frame

Look, "Tall, Dark and Tribbled...."

Tracie Shorette

Get the tribble off your face and then we will talk.

chris

Just because I'm a bimbo doesn't mean I don't have taste.

Brian

I'm sensing you need a breath mint!

JC

Would you prefer 'retch'?!

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