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This week: Squatty's missing finger! Any Trekkie worth his salt would know about Mr Squatty's well hidden missing finger. Well, here is a chance to explain what really happened to it...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by §Sean§. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


Roger

Yeah...last time I saw it, it was getting vented with the warp plasma...dont ask me how that happened!!

Juan Deer

Mah muthar always told me, "Lad, nevuh play with a loaded transploder", but did Ah listen to her, nooooooooo."

The One and Only Q

Your ears aren't just pointy. They're also sharp.

Michael Yancey

I was repairing the Replicaterers, and the Capt. ordered his dinner.

Barry Tuxworth

Well I learnt not to clean a phizzer with my finger

The Don

Tribbles - You miss one feeding and they go nuts!

princesstulip

Oh man, it fell off again. I need to duck tape it back on.

Voyager529

It's Part of the PC Directive-Everybody wearing a red shirt must have some form of injury

Londo Moelarry

Dr McCourdoroy. Romulan Ale. Hangnail.

David1701-E

What kinda offhand remark is that Mr. Spook?

jdwiseman

Oh it's there. It's just been censored.

P-feif

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but never try to pick a Klingoff's nose!

Mike

Squatty: "Let's just say that the transploder wasn't quite working at 100% efficiency and leave it at that, shall we?"

Art DeBuigny

I didn't pay heed to the sign that said 'Do not feed the Klingoff'

Alex Chance

Ach, 'twas a prank from my academy days involving a commode and a photon cherry-bomb...

ScottE Bemeup

I had my finger on the pulse of the engine. Then it blew up.

Jim

Jones lied. Tribbles DO have teeth.

Mike Howell

Never recite "This Little Piggy" to a Tellarite!

Mike Howell

Lemme put it this way--don't stick yer 'and in the Sevlithium Reaction Chamber on a dare!

StrTrkRob

Went back in time, and lost it at D-Day.

Leander

Our warped core is leaking.

Tylan

Someone paid a fortune for it on e-bay.

Tylan

Bagpipe accident...Don't ask!

Latin From Manhattan

I gave the producers the finger when they announced the budget for the third season--and they cut that too!

EvilDevil

a freaking accident with the Velcron Salute!

EvilDevil

went to the market and never come back...

Zathras

Work hazard -- I pushed so many buttons over the years they had to amputate.

Zathras

My idea for a Trek episode -- There ... are ... FOUR fingers!

Rabbit

Puttin' it where it dinna belong.

Lordy

Klingoff consoles accept wrong passwords badly..

FCC

It can't stand your illogical salute anymore.

ScottE Bemeup

I lost it in a character unbuilding episode.

ScottE Bemeup

I was scratching my bum, and Quirk yelled BOO!

ScottE Bemeup

Oh, I don't know. Maybe the same thing that happened to your tact.

Paul McDowell

Sevfleet rations are so chewy!!

Seven Of Five

Well you know you're not supposed to stand near exploding consoles...

Seven Of Five

Last time I saw it was when Quirk's hairpiece was, erm, eating it...

Sal

I lost it in a game of poker

mouse - Jefferies tube 32

I grabbed the wrong end of my phizzer - OK?!!

Seeker

Nail-biting and Squatty's appetite just dinna combine.

erik

Things got out of hand in engineering.

erik

This is what happens when I let other people man the transploders.

valerie p.

Haven't ye heard? I'm short handed.

valerie p.

Never shake hands with a Klingoff, sir.

valerie p.

Ye know when the cap'n said tae pull ma finger oot?

valerie p.

A digit a day keeps Dr McCorduroy away

valerie p.

It couldna take any more Velcron salutes

the giraffe

When you give a Klingoff the finger, they TAKE it, litterally.

T'Bonz

I had my hand out the window last time we went into warp

T'Bonz

$&%# transporter...now I have 8 fingers on the other hand!

T'Bonz

The god of redshirts required a sacrifice

T'Bonz

Never "kitchy-kitchy-koo" a Klingoff baby!

Rejected by the Borg

You know the network trying to close us down bit by bit? That is to be taken litteraly! What happened to your missing ear?

T'Bonz

I told a Klingoff to "pull my finger". The $*#% DID!

Rejected by the Borg

It was bitten of by a tribble, when I tried to remove it from mating with Kirks wig

T'Bonz

I lost it up my nose somewhere

Rejected by the Borg

I´m a scottsman with an attitude. The writers cut it of for PG reasons!

T'Bonz

Last time I beamed up they didn't

Alex L.

well,this one went to the market.....

EvilDevil

Accident, sir. Try to do the Velcron salute... and things went down hill.

EvilDevil

It's lost in space... darn transplonders!

EvilDevil

This piggy went to the market, this piggy went to the butcher... and you know the rest

Eskiebear

Dangerous machines, no safety equipment....ohhhh, thats a tough one.

Mosaic

Next time you eat a hot dog, make sure grip it AROUND the bun...

MindMelda

You know that saying,"Finger lickin good"?

P-feif

Let's just say I gave a Klingoff my own kind of salute.

Mosaic

I had it cut off: it makes it a LOT easier to do the Velcron Salute!

Mark

Darn. I thought that sandwich tasted funny.

JM

Don't you like my bunny-rabbit shadow puppet then after all that trouble?

Ilta

Let this be a lesson: don't drink and warpeddrive!

JM

I'm growing a clone from it, I already died once and I dinna want to take any more chances

JM

I'm an engineer, I stick my hands in machinery for a living - what do ye think happened to it?

JM

When I was a laddie I was lazy so a couple of friends helped me pull my finger out

JM

When I was an ensign an alien misunderstood the term "giving someone the finger"

JM

Fizzer in my hand plus a angry Greek God = hand minus finger

Zlav

McCorduroy was right about the transploder

Doubleohfrig

NEVER say live long and prosper to a romulan

Doubleohfrig

The same place as the captain's hair

Zlav

Avoid playing "pull my finger" with the new alien species at all costs

Doubleohfrig

The same place as captain Pike

Doubleohfrig

When they tell you not to stick your hand out the bus window...

Zlav

Never question the directive about picking your nose during Wrongulan attacks

Zlav

A childhood accident involving a mechanical potato picker

Zlav

I told you I could figure out that Velcron hand salute

T'Rowa

I'd reply to that nonverbally, but I'm missing the necessary equipment.

T'Rowa

I had a snapping turtle as a pet when was a wee bairn.

T'Rowa

Some of those panel edges are SHARP!

T'Rowa

Don't worry, I keep a spare in the transporter room for emergencies.

Kitana

It got stuck in a bottle of Scotch.

MindMelda

Never test the antimatter flow with your finger.

Jennifer Sofia

This is what happens when you give a Kiligon the finger.

Smith and_Wesson

Ach! Never give somebody the finger when you're working on a warped drive!

MindMelda

I started biting my nail one day and got hungry.

Khalas

The same automatic ricepicker that got your ears, Mr Spook.

Khalas

There was this hungry bunch of tribbles...

Renegade Borg

I was going for the same "alien" look as your ears but evidently, I've failed.

Renegade Borg

Mr. Spook, what happened to your ears? Caught in a temporal anomaly or something?

Renegade Borg

Tribbles are not as harmless as you think.

Mark

I tried to get my food out of a replicator before it was done.

Keith

I gnawed it off while listening to one of the Captain's speeches.

Mark

Don't stick your hand into a replicator while its cooking.

Renegade Borg

As an engineer, I love taking things apart and looking inside...but the transplonder cured my engineering desires forever.

Mark

Dang! It fell off again!

Mark

Those lift doors are very fast!

Renegade Borg

The final frontier bites hard.

Renegade Borg

You smart science officers and brave command people always get all the glory. It's us engineers who have to do the dirty work.

Renegade Borg

Access tube 24...I never went in there again.

Renegade Borg

Not to worry, the amount of fat I'm going to gain in twenty years is going to more than make up for a missing finger or two.

Renegade Borg

You know what, Spook, for a quiet, meditative, emotionless guy, you ask too many questions.

Renegade Borg

Tribbles to the left, Klingoffs to the right, what was I to do? So I jumped into a tardylift just as it was about to close...and I guess I wasn't fast enough

Mark

The transploder dropped a digit.

Mark

I've been strangely hungry lately.

Mark

The same thing that happened to your sense of humor.

Scott McClenny

Mister Spook dona play Rock,Scissors,Paper with the ship's computer!

JTKirk (a.k.a. machf)

That's what I got trying to make the Velcron Salute!

Sesspit

Talk to the hand

Sesspit

Bite me

Sesspit

I ran out of Doritos

Quonous

Yeah. And where's my left thumb?

Quonous

Just don't eat any hot dogs for a while.

8 of 12

I just wanted to be able to greet ye properly, sir!

8 of 12

I ate it! Oh aye! Ate it!

8 of 12

Next time don't delay the lunch break!

Quonous

It's plugging a leak in sevspace.

Jack Hammerfist

Remember when you dared me to stick it in the plasma conduit?

Jack Hammerfist

I came up one short after a 12-course snack!

Latin From Manhattan

I tried to give you the Velcron salute as you walked by me and your eartip cut it off!

Theodore Moser

I thought it was a twinkie.

Sevfan

I kenni give you anymore fingers, keptin!

Bartlett

Tried to take candy from a baby....A klingoff baby

taco

Well, it's much easer to make the velcron hand salute this way!

Kirk's Wig

I lost it in a great, bloody battle...naturally my nose won

P Swayne

Cartoon people never have enough fingers anyhow, so who cares?

Dr What

In everyones nose there lives a sharp tooth snail. Stick your finger in and it might bite off your nail. Stick it in further it might bite your ring off. Stick it all the way in and it might bite the whole darn thing off. Get it?

The Great Wizzard

Just another transploder accident. BTW, have you met Ensign Sixfingers?

Leander

That little finger isn't back from the market yet.

*splat*

Squatty ingenuity. I used it to plug a warp core breech.

P Swayne

I got a little over zealous eating a hamburger!

Trilliena

Quirk was trying to shoot a cigarette out of my hand..

Trillena

Quirk got tired of trying to teach me the Vulcan salute thingy.

Trilliena

I badly needed a snack one day....

The Great Wizzard

You know the saying "Give a Klingoff your finger and he'll take the whole hand"? It's not true.

§Sean§

They said I was exactly 47 grams overweight for the SevFleet. This is the only way I knew to lose it.

§Sean§

Those Trubbles can get pretty vicious if you don't feed them on time

Keith

It's PC to have a disabled character.

Keith

It shrunk.

Ted Rebo

When the sign says, "Don't pet the Klingons", it means it.

The Great Wizzard

Never try "Pull My Finger" jokes on a Wrongulan!

Keith

I gnawed it off during one of your long speeches, Cap'n.

The Great Wizzard

It got stuck in a mechanical rice-picker.

The Great Wizzard

Never insult Admiral Drakon by showing him "The Finger"!

The Great Wizzard

Well, what do you know: Picking your nose IS dangerous

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