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This week: Eddington the turncoat! What would cause Eddington to betray the morally upright, stuffy, self righteous, preachy Sev Fleet? Hmm, now you mention it...


Other Punchlines

These comics are created from the winning entries of Sev Trek TV Cartoon Contest. The winning punchline was written by Lordy. You can read the transcript of the IRC session where we decided the winner of all the competitions as well as the finalist punchlines and Punchlines of the Day.


MindMelda

I'm tired of sitting here and spinning.

Dr. Jones

I dig those crazy facial tattoos, man!

Mike

I wanted to meet some Marquis babes.

Nick "Naraht" Frame

All I wanted was my name in the opening credits!

Jack Hammerfist

Your "friendly dinners" made me sick-- literally!

Robert Dawson

Pinchhard inspired me to rebel and get something decent to wear!

Juan Deer

They have a dental plan, you have a mental plan.

Kalahari Karl

Hey, YOU try rooming with Worf for a week...

SubZonig

Because *there* you don't have to be bald to get a command!

SubZonig

They don't expect you to work for free!

§Sean§

Years and years of entering sev comps and for what?!! - nothing I tell you! That's why!!

Shokker

Unlike you, I know oppression when I see it.

Griffin

You took away my replicator privileges and I let you. You gave my quarters to a diplomat from sludge-O-9 and I let you. But deleting scissor-run 2.1 was where I drew the line!

Ilta

A receding hairline and only a lieutenant Commander. My time was running out.

MindMelda

I have to listen to a whole lot less pompous lecturing.

P-feif

Why,... You want to join? They're offering a two for one deal.

Leander

To answer with our new Rebel Directive: That's none of your business!

Janak Desai

For the uniform sir! I couldn't stand going to work everyday in my pj's!

Leander

That's easy! But WHY? Hmm, that's a plothole.

Scott McClenny

Well,would you believe it was the only way I could get on Survivor xxxiv?

Elf

Easy: You folks aren`t too bright.

Bobby

Gee don't bother thanking me for breaking the boredom around here will you

Bobby

Well I had to do something to break the monotony around here

Jack Hammerfist

LOOK at yourself Captain-- THE HAIRLINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!

Jack Hammerfist

Well THEY started it!

Jack Hammerfist

I guess Sev Fleet's betrayals don't count, eh?

EvilDevil

I am tired of all the technobabble!!

EvilDevil

I have been framed! ask the writers!

princesstulip

I didn't have a choice. The producers said they'd kill me off if I didn't join the marquis.

Lake

I'm thinning out on top and I still don't get to be captain!

9 of 12

Every series needs a token defector!

Sal

Their ships don't explode for story enharncing reasons

Quirks Son

I hate to wear pajamas at day

Quirks Son

As a villain I have more chanches of survival than as a Sevfleet officer

Shlamko

Oh, that's simple. You never notice anything I do.

Shlamko

With them, an ensign can survive his first week!

§Sean§

unlike sevfleet whom the whole galaxy hates, their only enemy are the carsalesmen

T'Bonz

THEIR security people are allowed to carry phasers!

T'Bonz

The Marquis PAY their people!

T'Bonz

Being in the Marquis is safer than living on DS9!

Jack Hammerfist

I DID give you 2 weeks notice!

Jack Hammerfist

Please: I go for desk-nerd to supervillain and you ask "why?"

Griffin

We get to wear what ever we want. Even Barf is looking tempted.

Jack Hammerfist

To get to the other side!

Jack Hammerfist

I couldn't stand ONE more bite of your Creole slop!

Jack Hammerfist

Oh I forgot, it's not "betrayal" when Sev Fleet does it!

Jack Hammerfist

You wouldn't understand-- it's called "STANDARDS!"

Jack Hammerfist

I'm funny like that-- torch my planet and I get cranky!

Jack Hammerfist

The question is, what took me so long?

Jack Hammerfist

Ask your chief of "security" over there!

Jack Hammerfist

Easy-- I pretended to be loyal to Sev Fleet, while, secretly..

Jack Hammerfist

I read the script for the series finale-- STINKO!

Jack Hammerfist

How come with Picard it's an "Insurrection?"

Jack Hammerfist

Oooh I forgot, the Severation is always right!

Mark

Free land. Hot babes. Looting and pillaging. All the things Sevfleet does not have!

Mark

Its about time you realized you are the only one here who hasn't!

Mark

They have a better baseball team.

Mark

They don't kill their ensigns!

Guilherme Silva

3 Words: "Free Style Uniforms"

Mark

We do more that sit and spin!

erik

I have a thing for leather.

Nodrog_CRC

Have you seen their recruiting posters? Uncle Tom (Piker) Wants You!

Nodrog_CRC

The Marquis don't make you wear red shirts under our uniforms.

Nodrog_CRC

Hey, if they'd take Piker's clone, they'd take anybody!

Nodrog_CRC

That depends... do you want reasons or instructions?

Renegade Borg

Can I get one of those newer gray uniforms now? I like them better.

Renegade Borg

They offered me a very nice dental plan...

Renegade Borg

One too many replicated coffees.

Renegade Borg

You have taken away my dignity, my health, my future, my morality, and now you're asking me why I betrayed you?

Renegade Borg

The reason is standing behind me.

Renegade Borg

I wanted to have some more action before my retirement...

Renegade Borg

How do you know I'm not an undercover agent?

Farnell

I'm a security officer! I'm either a bad guy or a get shot!

Daniel Bartlett

"Their uniforms come in more then one size"

msnmail@ wanadoo.dk

They have a better stock option program.

msnmail@ wanadoo.dk

why, you're looking for a new job?

msnmail@ wanadoo.dk

Wouldn't you like to know?

MindMelda

They get to use naughty words.

C1ofUnknown

They don't change uniforms every series.

Kirk's Wig

They sold me on their tag line "its not a job, its an adventure" whereas here its just a job...

Khalas

This is an American show. SevFleet equals government. Get it?

TheGuruNiffer

Um...this place sucks?

TheGuruNiffer

This station is in the center of a really bloody war...and you're asking me WHY?

Ann E. Nichols

E: I wanted to be a man, not a prig. S: Then you'll be a prig in the brig.

Ann E. Nichols

Fewer rules, fewer regulations, a righteous cause, and a better prime directive.

Matthew Price

The commanding officers don't have extreme hairstyles

E.A.

well, I took a shuttle and went, that's how!

erik

I read Ensign Row's book, "Making the Most of Being an Under-used Recurring Character."

erik

Quite easily. Your security isn't very good.

erik

I'll have you know they consider me a major character.

erik

You already had two security officers on this station! How else was I supposed to get a storyline?

Quonous

No PC Directive! Freedom!!!

The Great Wizzard

You turned down my promotion for 3 years

Keith

I could rise to the rank of captain WITHOUT needing a shave.

The Great Wizzard

Chicks dig rebels

The Great Wizzard

They have better pension plans

The Great Wizzard

I got sick of filling out 47 forms just to fire a phizzer in self-defense

Emily

their uniforms looked WAY better then this one

The Great Wizzard

The safest way to get off this station

Emeraldax

I'm a loner, Schidzo. A rebel.

a guy

They had a better health plan.

Doubleohfrig

It was the only way to become a major character before the Dominion War


They let me wear nipple rings and leather while on duty!

Brian

I was hoping for a spinoff.

Sirrta

Now tell me YOU don't get bored around here

Sirrta

Somebody has to create a plot here

PvM

We get a free ensign for every 2 Carsalesmen we kill.

PvM

Their captains don't go bald.

Seeker

Their consoles are explosion-proof

Paul McDowell

Think! Whats more fun... morality or senseless violece in the name of morality??

8 of 12

That counselor gave me some bad advice

8 of 12

Well to start with, I open hailing frequencies...

Paul McDowell

I got a good deal on a house in the DMZ

Nodrog_CRC

Why, you want to follow my lead?

damien o'shea

You know how bad the pay is here, captain

Nodrog_CRC

It wasn't easy... I had to send them my resumee five different times.

Paul McDowell

It was either that or killing one of you to get the ratings up!!!

Keith

I was tired of being PC all the time

Leander

They pay better.

Lordy

Sometimes its FUN to break the Prime Directive!

Lordy

As a vilain, I`d get more screen time.

Lordy

I was tired of watching my ensigns die!

JC

They wear cooler uniforms.

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